Gym-no-phobia: The fear of having to climb that stu-pid rope in gym class that isn't a real gymnastics event anyway. I mean, what sadist decided that it was a measure of physical fitness to have to climb a rope that had no footholds, that scraped your hands and your inner thighs raw --- not to mention what it did to your belly button when your shirt snagged on the fibers. And did they have to use the cheapest, coarsest, roughest rope in the known universe?
*ahem* Not that I have issues or anything.
Six colors on Cranberry: white, sandy, blue, black, orange, yellow.
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