Derby #193: Catchy Slogans for Everyday Products
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Crowbar - Your new best friend

Crowbar - Your new best friend
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Spiritgreen


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Re: Crowbar - Your new best friend


Sure, you'll mainly be caving in the skulls of headcrab zombies with this crowbar - but just feel the weight of this bad boy. The balance of it in your hand. This is medium grade carbon steel. It's perfect for prying out loose nails, separating wooden boards, wrecking, jimmying...

What? I had you at zombie? Well it's a popular choice, sir. Cheaper than bullets. Here you go, your new best friend.

Here's a close-up detail:



This is six colors on asphalt. See a BIG VERSION here.

Thanks for looking! Please vote if you like this design. ^__^

---Spiritgreen

dontcallmegary


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Is there any significant reason for the $3 price tag or is it just a really cheap crowbar?

Spiritgreen


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dontcallmegary wrote:Is there any significant reason for the $3 price tag or is it just a really cheap crowbar?


It's quite the bargain.

(And also the next time you'll likely be using virtual one is either in Half-Life 2: Episode 3, or in Half-Life 3 if they've switched to a full sequel. :p)

citizencoyote


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Simple, elegant... much like a crowbar. Very nice.

Leahbh


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Leahbh
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I liked it better without the background stuff you added. The words are, kinda ok, but the smudges or spots, whatever they are, look out of place to me.

therandomguy


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I want this shirt.

lucky1988


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Simple and effective design. Also very striking-pardon the pun. +1

studio1172


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Pretty cheap for a crowbar. I should shop at your place.

qwasdfz


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Ahhhh one can never have too many shirts that reference zombies.

megsck


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glad to see this in the fog, love the simplistic styling and it actually looks like its a menu screen inside an awesome zombie game that i would like to play.

fftkrazee


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fftkrazee
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i like that the tag resembles the HL logo

stablehomotopy


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Remove the smudges and the price tag and I would definitely want one.

Spiritgreen


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Re: Crowbar - Your new best friend


Thanks for all the comments, guys.

Sorry to Leahbh and stablehomotopy that you didn't like the extra details. I had four or five people in the pre-derby thread say the simpler version was good, but dang, I -still- couldn't stop myself from adding things to it.

I have a problem. :p

thequietfly


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i like the price tag, its a nice reminder that we're all still waiting for the next episode....

caherna2


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I would love it without the $3 tag...

You acquire crowbars, not purchase them.

SkekTek


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This hits all the right notes without actually doing anything that would make Valve mad- The price tag hints at the HL logo, and Episode 3, but not really. Awesome.

GMV.

thedisenfranchised


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Got to love a HL reference, although the price tag seems a little thrown-on and unnecessary to me. Still, you'd get my vote if I had one to give.

narutobakasan


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I WANT ONE, how to I acquire such an amazing shirt??? I'm new to this site.

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