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BreakfastQuest

BreakfastQuest
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BootsBoots


quality posts: 38 Private Messages BootsBoots
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Making breakfast (if your life were an adventure game).


fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 39 Private Messages fishbiscuit5
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Bacon and cats? You can't go wrong with that!










kylemittskus


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I hate this derby so much. This is the saving grace. A joke shirt that's actually hilarious.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

BootsBoots


quality posts: 38 Private Messages BootsBoots
kylemittskus wrote:I hate this derby so much. This is the saving grace. A joke shirt that's actually hilarious.


I'm glad my random humor is appreciated.


flower753


quality posts: 2 Private Messages flower753
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I keep coming back to look at this one again and it keeps making me laugh, every time. GMV!

mardigraw


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mardigraw
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I do not really understand it but it looks good :D

novastarj


quality posts: 31 Private Messages novastarj
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Awesome shirt, Boots!

You're pretty much a shoe-in to be printed given Woot's bacon-loving tendencies (at least, until someone makes a zombie shirt).

Love the idea.

walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan
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You and your awesomeness!
+1

deaddreamer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deaddreamer
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i laughed.

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Garand70


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Garand70
mardigraw wrote:I do not really understand it but it looks good :D


Google "Bacon Cat", or see http://baconcat.com/

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
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so random and hilarious! brings back many memories of those games! gmv!

gingerbreadjill


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gingerbreadjill
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This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you. I hope it makes it onto a shirt.

motorwerks


quality posts: 1 Private Messages motorwerks
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ROFL!!!!!!!!

joemacangel


quality posts: 2 Private Messages joemacangel

Yup, that's freaking awesome.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
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also...

>Pick up pancake.

>Use pancake on bunny.

That does not work.



:-D

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

puff2puff


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Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen
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Ah, the 'use everything on everything' school of adventure game puzzle solving. A girl after my own heart.

^__^

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake
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Though I'm a dog person, this is just way too silly! GMV!

potsy356


quality posts: 0 Private Messages potsy356
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kitty can haz baconz???

love it boots, great work as always :D

scruz78


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scruz78
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Genius.

marzipanapple


quality posts: 7 Private Messages marzipanapple
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Boots, you've pretty much summed up my childhood as a gamer. I tried the most ridiculous combinations on these types of games.

nblottie


quality posts: 11 Private Messages nblottie
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I haven't commented yet, but this shirt is just plain awesome. It's opened up a whole new way to think about bacon.

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg
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I agree with kyle - I really, really hate this derby. I wish I could qualify that with a nice comment about this particular shirt. Well, it's well-done, at least.
But I'm not a gamer.
I'm not a geek (much).
I don't follow all the gazillions of inane memes out there.
I have no idea why some dork would randomly decide to tape bacon to his cat, much less publicize it.
Or why people would copy him and do it, too.
I am a sad and lonely person.

BootsBoots


quality posts: 38 Private Messages BootsBoots
paigeg wrote:I agree with kyle - I really, really hate this derby. I wish I could qualify that with a nice comment about this particular shirt. Well, it's well-done, at least.
But I'm not a gamer.
I'm not a geek (much).
I don't follow all the gazillions of inane memes out there.
I have no idea why some dork would randomly decide to tape bacon to his cat, much less publicize it.
Or why people would copy him and do it, too.
I am a sad and lonely person.


I'd never heard of the guy who taped bacon to his cat, either. The joke was just based on how you used to try to solve adventure games by using random objects on each other. You'd always get the "that does not work" message when you'd type something like "use bacon on cat," but you'd still always try it.

Thanks for the comments, everyone. I love when people like my random humor. It's the best.


j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
BootsBoots wrote:The joke was just based on how you used to try to solve adventure games by using random objects on each other. You'd always get the "that does not work" message when you'd type something like "use bacon on cat," but you'd still always try it.

I'm "helping" my son through the original Monkey Island games and this is the advice I have passed on to him. Hopefully he'll have learned enough by the end to tackle a King's Quest adventure (stupid random puzzle solves)

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

BootsBoots


quality posts: 38 Private Messages BootsBoots
j5 wrote:I'm "helping" my son through the original Monkey Island games and this is the advice I have passed on to him. Hopefully he'll have learned enough by the end to tackle a King's Quest adventure (stupid random puzzle solves)


Monkey Island! "Hmm... a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have?"


citizencoyote


quality posts: 42 Private Messages citizencoyote
BootsBoots wrote:Monkey Island! "Hmm... a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have?"


Best game ever. And best shirt in the derby, hands down. GMV for sure!

crabtastic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crabtastic
Love this Shirt! I will be getting two of these when they're up for sale. Awesome work!



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elmosuperman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages elmosuperman
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Very Clever, and it even looks good on a shirt. Something I think others don't consider.

AzurePhoenix


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puff2puff wrote:I certainly thought John Scalzi was kidding.

I want this shirt!


OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG! (okay where did the ponies come from?? *looks around for those crazy shirtwooter mods*) That takes this shirt to a whole new level! I love "Whatever" but I found it waaay after Scalzi did that. I really need to go back thru his archives to see what other odd things he has done.

Bootsboots, you are such a great artist, I love picking up your designs and even when I don't grab your shirts, I always think that your ideas are creative. Thank you!

BootsBoots


quality posts: 38 Private Messages BootsBoots
AzurePhoenix wrote:OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG! (okay where did the ponies come from?? *looks around for those crazy shirtwooter mods*) That takes this shirt to a whole new level! I love "Whatever" but I found it waaay after Scalzi did that. I really need to go back thru his archives to see what other odd things he has done.

Bootsboots, you are such a great artist, I love picking up your designs and even when I don't grab your shirts, I always think that your ideas are creative. Thank you!


Oh... you're welcome (I never know how to respond to huge compliments). ;)


mrscritter


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrscritter
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I LOL'd.

As always, good job boots.

muhammadajalal


quality posts: 1 Private Messages muhammadajalal
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Very Earthbound remniscent! I love it!

dijay


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dijay
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Great!!!

toastedsheep


quality posts: 0 Private Messages toastedsheep
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#$%@! I saw this too late. I'm bummed I can't vote for it as the design reminds me of a last ditch tactic I've employed in those types of games. However, I see it's in the fog. Here's truly hoping your design wins!

mrbarister


quality posts: 31 Private Messages mrbarister
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Of course bacon works on cat. Bacon works well with any meat!

jaywa


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This is the first time I've ever commented on a shirt.

I love it.

odin1258


quality posts: 0 Private Messages odin1258
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This made my day, I absolutely love it.

lusluckylad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lusluckylad

I can not believe this didn't print. I am very disappointed.

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