Derby #229: Roleplaying in Everyday Life
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Kitchen Arsenal

Kitchen Arsenal
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lyonscc


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Re: Kitchen Arsenal


This one I did with the help of lpcampbe. As a big fan of Tangled, she was quite insistent that the frying pan do the most damage.

vorteks


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1d1? Wouldn't that just be "1"? Or do you seriously have a 1-sided dice?

lyonscc


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vorteks wrote:1d1? Wouldn't that just be "1"? Or do you seriously have a 1-sided dice?


We had a DM who always had to have dX for every weapon. I asked what damage a needle from my kit would do, since my spoon was 1d2 (flipping a coin). He thought a minute and said "1d1". (which is 1, yes, but in the world of late night D&D is giggle-worthy).

lyonscc


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vorteks wrote:1d1? Wouldn't that just be "1"? Or do you seriously have a 1-sided dice?


Ah - I remember now his other reason!

We used a coin for 1d1, since a natural "1" is supposed to be a "fumble" in D&D. We assigned one side of the coin as a "fumble" and the other side as "1" damage.

So yes, it was a 1-sided die (technically).

ThabianGD


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lyonscc wrote:Ah - I remember now his other reason!

We used a coin for 1d1, since a natural "1" is supposed to be a "fumble" in D&D. We assigned one side of the coin as a "fumble" and the other side as "1" damage.

So yes, it was a 1-sided die (technically).


Shouldn't it have been a D3, 1 fumble, 1 normal, and 1 crit? XD

lyonscc


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ThabianGD wrote:Shouldn't it have been a D3, 1 fumble, 1 normal, and 1 crit? XD


True, but I was already pushing it trying to enter a bar fight with a needle...

Pineapplesf


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I really really really really like this one.

kadiraa9


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WANT!!!!!!!!

redburr


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I give you tons of props out of the things I have seen about this is the first Tabletop rpg themed shirt I have seen that I thought was creative and very nicely done. Most of the others are doing the standard dice jokes and video game rpg jokes. So you get my vote and my very sincere hope you make it to the top.

missmissa07


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I really wish this shirt was doing better. I find it ridiculously clever and incredibly fun! Hopefully it will make a last-minute shoot into the fog, but if that doesn't happen, then I am hoping it at least gets an HM!

thatrobert


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emsydaisy


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Any possibility you will make this shirt available for purchase elsewhere? Cafe Press? Zazzle? I'd really love to buy one for my husband!

emsydaisy


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Any possibility you will make this shirt available for purchase elsewhere? Cafe Press? Zazzle? I'd really love to buy one for my husband!

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