Derby #309: Balance

Where Magic Comes From

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oneshoeoff


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Re: Where Magic Comes From


This week I tried to balance a few equations. I hope you enjoy.

xarous


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So if a man "lays" with a pig a woman gets pregnant with bacon? So confused.

plainyoghurt


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xarous wrote:So if a man "lays" with a pig a woman gets pregnant with bacon? So confused.


Man plus Horse equals a Centaur.
Woman plus Fish equals a Mermaid.
Man plus Pig equals a Woman who just happens to be pregnant with bacon? Or a woman who's eaten bacon? Not really sure that this is where magic comes from.

barlowrl


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plainyoghurt wrote:Man plus Horse equals a Centaur.
Woman plus Fish equals a Mermaid.
Man plus Pig equals a Woman who just happens to be pregnant with bacon? Or a woman who's eaten bacon? Not really sure that this is where magic comes from.


I'm pretty sure the guy ATE the pig and he was turned into a fat stick person with bacon in his stomach magically just like when you combine a man and a horse and get a centaur. If it's not a transmutation or a chimera then it's gotta be magic.

I think this shirt is pretty hilarious and awesome

oneshoeoff


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barlowrl wrote:I'm pretty sure the guy ATE the pig and he was turned into a fat stick person with bacon in his stomach magically just like when you combine a man and a horse and get a centaur. If it's not a transmutation or a chimera then it's gotta be magic.

I think this shirt is pretty hilarious and awesome


Barlowrl, I'm glad to know there's someone else out there who thinks the way I do! Man + Pig = Man eating bacon is what I was going for.

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