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Political Correctness University

Political Correctness University
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EwingKlipspringer


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PCU
Political Correctness University
The University for Discriminating Students*


*Political Correctness University doesn’t discriminate based on a student’s color, race, religion, sex or national origin. PCU also doesn’t discriminate against students with musculoskeletal system impairments, special senses and speech impairments, respiratory system impairments, cardiovascular system impairments, digestive system impairments, or genitourinary impairments. We don’t discriminate against students with hematological disorders, skin disorders, endocrine disorders, congenital disorders that affect multiple body systems, neurological disorders, mental disorders, immune system disorders, or malignant neoplastic diseases. We don’t discriminate based on language, income, intelligence, or political party affiliation. PCU doesn’t discriminate based on height, weight, girth, or physical attractiveness. We don’t discriminate based on hair color, eye color, or teeth color. We don’t discriminate against students with orthodontia. We don’t discriminate against students who need orthodontia. We don’t discriminate against students with missing digits, limbs, or organs. PCU doesn’t discriminate against students with hooks, humps, or herpes. We don’t discriminate against students with goiters. We don’t discriminate based on preferences of computer platform, smart phone operating system, gaming system, or companion animal type. PCU doesn’t discriminate based on soft drink preferences. We don’t discriminate based on Star Trek or Star Wars preferences. PCU doesn’t discriminate against agrarians, vegetarians, humanitarians, proletarians, parliamentarians, totalitarians, disciplinarians, librarians, veterinarians, or octogenarians. PCU doesn’t discriminate against gun ownership, PETA membership, or bad penmanship. And, finally, PCU doesn’t discriminate against the living, the dying, the unborn, the dead, or the undead.



EwingKlipspringer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages EwingKlipspringer
Re: Political Correctness University


Allow me to point out a little typographical humor.

Political Correctness University is rendered in Gil Sans, a typeface designed by Eric Gill, a person whom Wikipedia describes this way:
"a deeply religious man, largely following the Roman Catholic faith, his beliefs and practices were by no means orthodox. His personal diaries describe his sexual activity in great detail including the fact that he sexually abused his own children, had an incestuous relationship with his sister and performed sexual acts on his dog."


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