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When Life Sucks

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Quality Posts



Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

The way some days go, a Ctrl-Z button would be a very useful gadget ...

quantamm


quality posts: 82 Private Messages quantamm

When my life sucks, I just pop another Ph.ukitol(tm). It's the once daily drug that makes all of life's little worries just disappear.

Edit: Sorry for the stray period, but Woot's content filters were getting in the way of my joke. =(

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

I could so use this... I'm not sure though that I'd want to hit myself in the chest over and over hoping it'd work. =[

bpr2


quality posts: 158 Private Messages bpr2

This shirt sucks.

that was fun while it lasted!

41susan14


quality posts: 7 Private Messages 41susan14

Sorry - Not compatible with my Mac.

trailsforus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages trailsforus

I like it

ckeilah


quality posts: 138 Private Messages ckeilah

I cannot begin to explain how apropos this is. :-/

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

Penlithius


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Penlithius

ahhh... now only if in real life we can hit 'back'.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Or command+z for our Apple-minded friends.

Of course, maybe life just doesn't suck for Mac users.

collinvh


quality posts: 44 Private Messages collinvh

I really hope this button isn't one time use... Congrats ArtGirl929 on a great print!

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

I was wondering why you would go through the trouble of making an "undo" button, but then label it as a key combination.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I wouldn't recommend wearing this to school if you have a bully problem. They might use it as an excuse to punch you repeatedly in the chest.

Kerig


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Kerig

When life sucks...get a Mac?

rraszews


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rraszews

As a linux user, my first instinct was "When life sucks... Throw it in the background and go to sleep?"

psm321


quality posts: 18 Private Messages psm321

Is it bad that my first thought when I saw the CTRL+Z was "suspend" (and wondering how you would suspend life... sleep?) Took me a while to remember "undo"

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

I would rather have a Ctrl+F magnifying glass...

krpan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages krpan

The first thing that popped in my mind when I saw the shirt was 'suspend'. 'Undo' was much later :-)

But they both work in the shirts context and 'suspend' incarnation is even Mac compatible.

artgirl929


quality posts: 1 Private Messages artgirl929

Oh wow this is awesome! Thank you all so much for the support. First print and I couldn't be more proud to reference shortcut keys. Ctrl+s

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 36 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

F13

roblutter


quality posts: 0 Private Messages roblutter

Would have been funnier with CTRL+X

devilishp6


quality posts: 3 Private Messages devilishp6
41susan14 wrote:Sorry - Not compatible with my Mac.



On Mac, control+z ends the entire program in the terminal (Mac's command prompt)--problem disappears, problem solved!

aZTEKv2


quality posts: 2 Private Messages aZTEKv2

as much as i like this shirt, i would want the actual button with some soundbite like nooooooooooooooo.com - woot get on it! or thinkgeek will beat you to it. truth.

elfdreamer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages elfdreamer

Hmmm, I think this is a shirt I would be more likely to wear without the "When Life Sucks" text. You know, leave what I would like to un-do more to the imagination.

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Good thing it isn't the Crtl-Alt-Del trio of buttons...altho it would be fun to watch people try and push them.

mddr1day


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mddr1day

This shirt is epic!

Go ahead and Ctrl + B and U that statement. Shoot... you can even Ctrl + I that statement if you like to tilt your head slightly sideways while reading.

Don't worry...if you hate what you have done to the statement, follow the lesson of this epic shirt.

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

This shirt is in a very interesting "condition."

jeanerz13


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jeanerz13
devilishp6 wrote:On Mac, control+z ends the entire program in the terminal (Mac's command prompt)--problem disappears, problem solved!



So would the real world equivalent of that be suicide? Or murder?

gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

I am more of a fan of print screen myself.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

So if you buy this shirt, and later you decide you don't like it, simply press the button, and you're problems are solved!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

mrmcmac


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrmcmac
41susan14 wrote:Sorry - Not compatible with my Mac.



If this can't be reprinted with two buttons, one with the Apple propeller, the other a Z, I might get angry, or even!

I've been carrying around both of these keys from a 1985 Mac keyboard for 26 years. Now I know what to do with them. Glue them to this shirt after I black out that hideous orange button.

It would then match the coffee cups that we had made back in 1993. Being Mac users, we needed no informative text, only the word "Just" as a takeoff on the Nike slogan of the time, Just Do It!

Let the Windows users buy this shirt. It's too complicated for me.

vladistov


quality posts: 47 Private Messages vladistov

I feel much is lost by not having the command represented by an overhead image of the two keys themselves.

vladistov


quality posts: 47 Private Messages vladistov
Kerig wrote:When life sucks...get a Mac?



Macs have been known to cause cancer.

fmp031000


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fmp031000

I feel like woot shirts, as of late, have lacked an air of "edgy"-ness...more panache please!

mikecris


quality posts: 15 Private Messages mikecris

Sure. Take the easy way out. That's what's wrong with people today. What ever happened to perseverance and hard work?

musicmaniac32


quality posts: 1 Private Messages musicmaniac32
roblutter wrote:Would have been funnier with CTRL+X



Thought twin!

hhbhagat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hhbhagat

I can see this being misconceived as praise towards macs since ctrl+z doesn't undo, thereby implying that macs don't need undo.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen
bluejester wrote:I wouldn't recommend wearing this to school if you have a bully problem. They might use it as an excuse to punch you repeatedly in the chest.



"Why are you undoing yourself? Why are you undoing yourself?"

:^)

Congratulations artgirl929! Sweet design.

techboysf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages techboysf
roblutter wrote:Would have been funnier with CTRL+X



I also would love to cut many episodes of my life, but you have to admit that an "undo" is at the top of most people's lists of awesome things that can never be.

walmazan


quality posts: 52 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats on the pint artgirl929!