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no1 wrote:surgical instruments



musical instruments and how they might be used in surgery

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Kitchen tools and how they can be used as weapons/armor. (no knives) You know, rolling pins, pizza cutter, pasta strainer.

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Wonderbunny wrote:Kitchen tools and how they can be used as weapons/armor. (no knives) You know, rolling pins, pizza cutter, pasta strainer.



I like this... but what if we limited it to creative uses (weapon or otherwise) of a single item?

I vote for collander.

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Just a few suggestions ...

Pride
Scars
Inorganic (nothing alive - no birds, no trees)
Sin
Dichotomies
Anachronisms
Sex, Drugs, and/or Rock & Roll
Vulnerability
Obsession
Dissent
Monochrome (1 colour only)
Phobias
Blood
Disfigurement
Myth and Legend
Heroes and Villains

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endangeredomega wrote:Inorganic (nothing alive - no birds, no trees)
Sex, Drugs, and/or Rock & Roll
Blood
Monochrome (1 colour only)



Robot birds and plastic trees.

Woot's PG-13 filter won't allow sex, probably won't allow drugs, and is liable to cut blood (but not always).

There have been at least two one-ink derbies already, though that's been tied with other restrictions as well. Independence was one ink on red, white or royal blue, and we just had a black-and-white derby.

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eHalcyon wrote:Robot birds and plastic trees.

Woot's PG-13 filter won't allow sex, probably won't allow drugs, and is liable to cut blood (but not always).

There have been at least two one-ink derbies already, though that's been tied with other restrictions as well. Independence was one ink on red, white or royal blue, and we just had a black-and-white derby.



line art was one ink.


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no1 wrote:line art was one ink.



Oh yeah... I don't remember as well the derbies I wasn't around for.

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parodies of previous derby entries

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eHalcyon wrote:Robot birds and plastic trees.

Woot's PG-13 filter won't allow sex, probably won't allow drugs, and is liable to cut blood (but not always).

There have been at least two one-ink derbies already, though that's been tied with other restrictions as well. Independence was one ink on red, white or royal blue, and we just had a black-and-white derby.




The object of the inorganic derby would be *no* depictions of living things - artificial, fantastic, or otherwise. No zombiefied bunnies, no animatronic birds, no circuit-board trees, no anthropomorphic cars or paint cans, etc.

Sex Drugs and Rock& Roll would prove an interesting challenge to the artists, imho, if they were required to stick to both the theme and woot's PG-13 guidelines. The same with Blood.

I'd forgotten about the limits on the independence derby. Smack me in the face with a chainsaw for being unoriginal.