AttilaTheMom
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shan24 wrote:Maybe they're going to make a gravy with the drippings.
mmmm.... gravy.....
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ whatever.
AttilaTheMom
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shinratype26 wrote:It's actually an advanced form of torture used by the Candy Corn people. In recent times it has been publicly outlawed, but this doesn't mean it doesn't still occur in secret meetings or ceremonies.
I knew someone who knew someone who knew someone who saw someone undergo such torture. They said it scarred them for life. Or at least until the end of the day dream.
KandyKorn - A secretive and remote tribe of anthropomorphic candy. Sworn enemy's of the orange and black wrapped peanut butter candies, they can be found each halloween duking it out for the 'least favorite candy' spot. Only the bravest KandyKorn warriors survive "the hardening", a process wherein these Kandys subject themselves to superheated steam, crystalizing their internal sugars and leaving them practically tasteless and hard as rocks. These forgotton candies then remain, ignored and uneaten, in the bottom of the candy bowl, until they can sneak away into the walls of your house, where they can lay traps for unsuspecting toddlers and vacuum cleaners.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ whatever.
AlexIAm
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AttilaTheMom wrote:KandyKorn - A secretive and remote tribe of anthropomorphic candy. Sworn enemy's of the orange and black wrapped peanut butter candies, they can be found each halloween duking it out for the 'least favorite candy' spot. Only the bravest KandyKorn warriors survive "the hardening", a process wherein these Kandys subject themselves to superheated steam, crystalizing their internal sugars and leaving them practically tasteless and hard as rocks. These forgotton candies then remain, ignored and uneaten, in the bottom of the candy bowl, until they can sneak away into the walls of your house, where they can lay traps for unsuspecting toddlers and vacuum cleaners.
So that's why their shirt is doing so much better... secret warrior ceremonies!
>insert funny quote here<
princessproton
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shinratype26 wrote:Wow. I didn't believe you at first.
I'm actually surprised it wasn't rejected earlier. I hope some its votes migrate to 'Awkward' now - even though it's Halloween themed, I think you could pull off wearing it all year.
USE YOUR BRAIN. There are zombies that go without.
princessproton
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cbradic wrote:What happened to the pumpkin pi shirt that was in seventh? Where did it go?
Rejected for being too similar to existing shirts available elsewhere.
USE YOUR BRAIN. There are zombies that go without.
princessproton
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shinratype26 wrote:I think All Hallow's Sleep would fit nicely into All Your Treats' spot. Don't you think?
Agreed. It's one of my favorites in this derby. Unfortunately it has a long way to go to even place 4th based on Awkward's last pre-fog vote count, and there's not much time left. Le sigh.
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AlexIAm
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fablefire wrote:I think that's part of what makes the Derby confusing. All Your Treats has been there since day one, and the rejectors had passed it up already. Why wait until Tuesday to /kick it?
Probably debating just how similar to the existing shirt it was... if it wasn't in the fog it might still be there. They've always said they want to print original shirts that you can't get anywhere else.
>insert funny quote here<
Wangus8
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fablefire wrote:You do? :O
I guess not, huh? Heh, sorry.
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