Re: Inspired by Kramer Vs. Kramer
New from Kramerica!
It may not be a puffy shirt, but if you wear this Inspired-by-Kramer-Vs.-Kramer shirt, you'll never be accused of being an anti-dentite. In fact, you'll soon become master of your domain.
So stop making excuses, like that those pretzels are making you thirsty, and vote for this shirt, or there will be NO SOUP--oops, I mean shirt--FOR YOU!
[It makes a great Festivus gift!]