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Sacre Bleu!

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jasneko


quality posts: 29 Private Messages jasneko

Very cute. teehee.
Nice KR, first daily I think?

Vote!

Drakxxx


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Drakxxx

Congrats Kris! I agree, very cute characters.


xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

Now that's something you don't see every day.

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luca5


quality posts: 2 Private Messages luca5

Checkmate. Ouch

homeschoolwinner


quality posts: 4 Private Messages homeschoolwinner

This got a good chuckle out of me. I love the expression on his face


"Love is the meaning of life, Life is the meaning of love" The Rutles

Mattman243


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Mattman243

The white King's face is priceless

My Shirt.Woots:

veit0036


quality posts: 3 Private Messages veit0036

She's very chess-ty, no wonder he's making a move!

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Once you go bleu...

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

rflcptr


quality posts: 5 Private Messages rflcptr

Bishop to rook 7

square965


quality posts: 4 Private Messages square965

I don't think this is what take out the opponent's king is supposed to mean.

lol hi

LiveSquid


quality posts: 2 Private Messages LiveSquid

This shirt is racist!

imsochady


quality posts: 13 Private Messages imsochady

This certainly adds another strategical element to chess. Nice one Kris!

DrBaron


quality posts: 17 Private Messages DrBaron

lol funny stuff

Muntoe


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Muntoe

Well, in the world of chess, interracial couples would be scandalous...

Still, this made me smile

Schmoofy


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Schmoofy

The Bishop would not approve.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

Blue and Chess seem to go hand in hand... though I liked the 'You Can't Come, You Are a Mere Pawn' Joke from Threadless more.

sidecarsally


quality posts: 6 Private Messages sidecarsally

Awesome shirt, but this is going to spark a race war on Woot, for sure.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Why does one have a mustache but not the other...

MiNiCoNaN


quality posts: 2 Private Messages MiNiCoNaN

the best part is the mustache, I just love it!

well done.

DCno10


quality posts: 376 Private Messages DCno10

excellent condition reference

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

Everybody knows how randy the black kings are.

Well, now they do, at least.

Poor Whitey should've had some warning... Don't hate the game, bub; hate the player.

I'll think about buying this. Which is saying a lot, seeing as I don't usually buy dailies... but this is so cute and funny... have to think on it.

PS: That came out way more racist than I meant it to be. Sorry.

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roygbp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages roygbp

Very cute, but is it just me or do shirts on this site tend to have the designs higher than others? Like centered around the pecs/boobs vs. lower ribs.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
xxchange wrote:Now that's something you don't see every day.



The REPRINT on the side isn't something you see every day, either! ;)

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

The next time I play chess and am in check, I will definitely try the "Black king to e1, woos the white queen and sweeps her off her feet" gambit.

lostnightsoul


quality posts: 10 Private Messages lostnightsoul

Cool shirt, with great colors to get the art across.

Reminds me of high school and we would play. Every time we took the other player's queen, we would taunt, often with vulgarities.

In game, taking the queen is a great advantage. In life it's what most people want.

From a psych point of view, taking the queen could be seen as a hostile takeover of power.

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange
JadenKale wrote:The REPRINT on the side isn't something you see every day, either! ;)



What's up with that.

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ewtye


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ewtye
jasneko wrote:Very cute. teehee.
Nice KR, first daily I think?



Kris did the Evil-o-meter t-shirt back in July. Clearly another great artist from Hawaii.

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange
lostnightsoul wrote:Cool shirt, with great colors to get the art across.

Reminds me of high school and we would play. Every time we took the other player's queen, we would taunt, often with vulgarities.

In game, taking the queen is a great advantage. In life it's what most people want.

From a psych point of view, taking the queen could be seen as a hostile takeover of power.



Who plays chess in high school? I haven't played since I was maybe six or seven. Clearly you went to school with smarter people.

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binkdrop


quality posts: 8 Private Messages binkdrop

It kind of bothers me that there is color outside the outline on the black piece (which isn't the shadow), but I like the shirt and I think it's cute. I really like the white piece's face, with his tiny little teeth and adorable mustache.

brendan948725


quality posts: 38 Private Messages brendan948725

Hey now, variety is the spice of life. This will be good for the white king.

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jasneko


quality posts: 29 Private Messages jasneko
ewtye wrote:Kris did the Evil-o-meter t-shirt back in July. Clearly another great artist from Hawaii.


Yup, but that one was from placing in a derby (chosen by voters), not a daily submission (chosen by woot).

Vote!

krasher134


quality posts: 0 Private Messages krasher134

By far my favorite product description I've read on Woot.

Kudos.

mikenytola


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mikenytola

Love the design/idea. Congrats on the print. If only it were not baby blue I'd probably jump on this one.

lostnightsoul


quality posts: 10 Private Messages lostnightsoul
xxchange wrote:Who plays chess in high school? I haven't played since I was maybe six or seven. Clearly you went to school with smarter people.



Nah, it was private (catholic) school, and not really smarter people, just smart alec peeps, I think I was one of them, but I got tired of playing chess over time.

As for the psych thought, that comes from non-school related events. LOL

kylemittskus


quality posts: 213 Private Messages kylemittskus
binkdrop wrote:It kind of bothers me that there is color outside the outline on the black piece (which isn't the shadow), but I like the shirt and I think it's cute. I really like the white piece's face, with his tiny little teeth and adorable mustache.



On the white king too on the bottom. Sloppy.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange
lostnightsoul wrote:Nah, it was private (catholic) school, and not really smarter people, just smart alec peeps, I think I was one of them, but I got tired of playing chess over time.

As for the psych thought, that comes from non-school related events. LOL



Well pfft, I went to private school too. Granted, I stopped after third grade, but still. Why didn't WE play chess?

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jasneko


quality posts: 29 Private Messages jasneko
xxchange wrote:Who plays chess in high school? I haven't played since I was maybe six or seven. Clearly you went to school with smarter people.


hehe I played chess in high school and post highschool. But whenever we had 4 people who could play chess it turned into bughouse... sooo much fun.

Vote!

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
xxchange wrote:What's up with that.



That's the new 'Classics' designs woot is bringing back (you know, from the recently revived thread: Bring That Shirt Back? Classic Woot Shirts revisited.)

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange
krasher134 wrote:By far my favorite product description I've read on Woot.

Kudos.



You're right, that is absolutely the best shirt description... I'd buy this shirt for sure if that conversation was printed on it!

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Last 12 of 71: The Raven, Mon Petit Chou, Navy Seals, Give me another drink, Procrastination University, Mr. Fallwinter, Nature Owl, In the Library With the Wrench, Fall, Autumn = Embarrassment, You Have To Try This Guys, Imposter