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Where the Wild Parties At?

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Quality Posts



xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

Max, 30 years later.

Autarctic


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Autarctic

someone grew up

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Are you sure Napoleon Dynamite wasn't the artist?

decafalan


quality posts: 3 Private Messages decafalan

Finally, an average role model for kids.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

so a spoof on "Where the Wild Things Are"...very nice!

omgkvn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages omgkvn

This is not going to be PG

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

I don't know what to say about this... I liked the book it parodies, but this...


It makes me wonder about what you are rejecting from Dailies when I see this.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

Maurice Sendak probably wouldn't approve.

KevinMCombes


quality posts: 14 Private Messages KevinMCombes

I call this costume for next year's Shirt.Woot party.

nickkriss


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nickkriss

This just ruined part of my childhood. I would get it if it was not so creepy.

sidecarsally


quality posts: 6 Private Messages sidecarsally

This is the best shirt in the history of shirt.woot. ever.

seriously, i love this shirt. thank you.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

This shirt is unappealing on so many levels...

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
xazothia wrote:Max, 30 years later.



*giggles*

Muntoe


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Muntoe

All I can say is that I'm incredibly confused about this shirt LOL

Also I did NOT need to see unnecessary stomach hair

genericsmith


quality posts: 15 Private Messages genericsmith

I'm stunned.

I'm partially amazed at the... scaffolding... I can't even think of a proper adjective for this.

I can't even fathom what else I may be partially feeling at the moment.

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

StevieQ


quality posts: 4 Private Messages StevieQ

Maybe this is just going way over my head, but is anyone else seeing a crudely drawn, poor parody of a classic children's storybook?

Whatev. Art nouveau. We ain't supposed to understand it.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

off subject again but is anyone else freaked out by the model in the $6 Shirts ad? he gives me the heebeejeebees!

WillyP08


quality posts: 2 Private Messages WillyP08

I ask myself the same thing. *sigh* wasted years.

tjsynkral


quality posts: 14 Private Messages tjsynkral

Dude. I come home from the Midwest furry convention and check shirt.woot, and find this?

rolfedaus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rolfedaus

It pains me so very much. Why not "Where the Wild Things Party"?

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug
genericsmith wrote:I'm stunned.

I'm partially amazed at the... scaffolding... I can't even think of a proper adjective for this.

I can't even fathom what else I may be partially feeling at the moment.



Is anger suitable? I'm angry. GS, they took our side deal away! (yes, completely off topic but...)

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss

This is twice-tarded with a capital dumb

Crayon + Hanes T-Shirt + 5 minutes = spend $10 less at woot.

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

widmer69


quality posts: 14 Private Messages widmer69

Sorry.
Worst.Shirt.Ever.

hooray beer!

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia
Draug wrote:Is anger suitable? I'm angry. GS, they took our side deal away! (yes, completely off topic but...)



this deals.woot thing is new and confusing. I want my side deals!!

CGamesPlay


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CGamesPlay

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Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

...
*headdesk*

I love this website! ^^

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Pretty sure I saw this guy this past Halloween ... more than once.

God save us all from ironic hipster tool-bags.

chefbooyadee


quality posts: 37 Private Messages chefbooyadee

I find this shirt hilariously awesome in a "I'm under police surveillance when I wear this" sort of way.

innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda

The people at my college would kill for this shirt.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug
xazothia wrote:this deals.woot thing is new and confusing. I want my side deals!!



I'm going to bed. Disappointment tires me. shirt.woot, I'd best wake up to a shirt side deal or a good explanation as to why you hate me or I'll give you the stink eye lol o_O

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

princessethics


quality posts: 0 Private Messages princessethics

Ew, no.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

This is the strangest symbolic representation of English majors that I've ever seen.

brendan948725


quality posts: 38 Private Messages brendan948725

I DO NOT APPROVE.

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bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

It was bad enough that the movie took a swipe at my childhood, must you do the same as well woot? Why?

innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda
jmmbell1987 wrote:This is the strangest symbolic representation of English majors that I've ever seen.



One of my roommates is an english major. He does NNOOTTHHIINNG.
Now every time I look at him I'm going to imagine him with that costume on. Thanks.

(but it still made my night haha)

OtakuRyu


quality posts: 4 Private Messages OtakuRyu

My childhood memories... my EYES... they can't unsee it =_=

"The maddest of all are those who see the world as it truly is, and not as it should be."
~Don Quixote


“We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.”
~Goethe

Switz213


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Switz213

I bought it, but I can't believe no one has pointed out the best part.

The Hamburger King Crown.
Really sets the whole image.

fun fun fun

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia
innuendopanda wrote:One of my roommates is an english major. He does NNOOTTHHIINNG.
Now every time I look at him I'm going to imagine him with that costume on. Thanks.

(but it still made my night haha)



don't forget to mentally project the '70's pr0n-stache on him if he doesn't have one already.

I'm currently projecting this onto my english-major ex, and laughing my ass off.

abcdrum


quality posts: 0 Private Messages abcdrum

This was my favorite book as a kid (protip: my name is Max). I made a Max costume for Halloween this year... It was nothing like this.

/Sad