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Jurassic Parka

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
cstrick5
Last Wooter to Woot:
marmiiite
Last Purchase:
20 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 16% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2586

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Quality Posts



pinchecat


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pinchecat

l o l

katanamaster


quality posts: 3 Private Messages katanamaster

No ski pants?

-Expecting something witty?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

oh puns... how punny!

AlbinoGoat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages AlbinoGoat

ROFL!

Andrew Goates

ressamac


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ressamac

I need this. It's getting cold in Texas.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

Gomedia, eh?

does that mean I can download this dino and parka for use on my own "original art" later on?

chris12345


quality posts: 25 Private Messages chris12345

Punny.

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lmarchae


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lmarchae

T-Rex: no longer for tropical climates!

"Lightspeed's too slow. We'll have to go straight to...LUDICROUS SPEED!!!"

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GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

Jurrasic Parka is comfy in the dark, all the dinosaurs are bundled up!

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

looks like he's in a stick of butter


plus, he's cold blooded, does he really need a jacket?

duckcake


quality posts: 44 Private Messages duckcake

Thats bone chilling

Hi people =þ

Leahbh


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Leahbh

I've seen this before, where was it? I wonder if it'll really be that high on the shirt.

I might get this in the morning, when i wake up. i love jurassic park and this design uses the colors from the original movie posters. awesome.

chris12345


quality posts: 25 Private Messages chris12345

If only the dinosaurs had parkas and other warm outerwear, they may have survived the ice age.

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Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

This made me laugh a lot. I am tempted.

I love this website! ^^

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Looks like a pretty thin parka.

Trust me, I'm Canadian.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Iguanodon one!

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

ha...Like the T-Red pun + the color scheme so reminiscent of McDonalds...french fry craving.

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xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

I don't know anyone who actually calls it a Parka.

Maybe it's because it doesn't get cold enough here to wear a parka.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

For a moment I thought he was in a candy bar wrapper.

SaintWacko


quality posts: 15 Private Messages SaintWacko

How do they put them on with those tiny arms?

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Power corrupts,
Study hard, be evil.

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StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

The Wooly mammoth looks on with mocking contempt as T-Rex attempts to steal his schtick. He is not Amused. This shirt on the other hand, is amusing.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I have decided not to endorse this shirt.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
chrisprender wrote:Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I have decided not to endorse this shirt.



I actually like the shirt a lot, but, y'know... movie quote.

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Small note: Parka's are ineffective at keeping bones warm.

t3hloofa


quality posts: 6 Private Messages t3hloofa

Having some fat on those bones would that dino warmer.

SaulB50


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SaulB50
Now let’s go to the morning traffic report with the KBCE pterocopter!



I originally read that as Petercopter.

luker256


quality posts: 1 Private Messages luker256

this dino is finally getting with the times...if it woulda been smart like this during the ice age maybe it wouldnt be extinct...

Shigwarm


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Shigwarm

Is that Ronald McDonald's parka?!

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

red yellow and black....eeeeyuk. nice dino copy/pastejob. woot loves this kinda stuff. thats why it's printing.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

So this is why you don’t try eating the yellow snow… it’s a trap set by the t-rex so that when you go reach for the yellow snow… it springs up, and gobbles you.

that was fun while it lasted!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Shigwarm wrote:Is that Ronald McDonald's parka?!



I had an awful yellow parka like that when I was a kid. It wasn't so much 'Ronald McDonald' as it was 'Big Bird'.

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321

Ohhhh, I get it - it's like Jurassic Park only with an "a" on it to make it "Parka".

Oh my goodness how very very clever. I can't wait to buy and wear this shirt to show everyone how gitchy I am by enlightening them with such clever humor...

HAMMER TIME!!!

hoonaynay


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hoonaynay

-.- Am I the only one who heard this joke on an episode of "Friends" years ago?

armadnigeneral


quality posts: 0 Private Messages armadnigeneral

I've seen quite a lot of bitching in the past about shirts that were just absolutely terrible, many of which I actually liked.

Now this is simply the worst idea, design, and execution I've ever seen on shirt.woot. Crappy stock image + "parka" illustration layered on top + (of course) an MS-paint oval that I guess is a pedastal, because it sure isn't a shadow.

This didn't win a place in a Derby, did it? You whiners better jump on this.

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia
armadnigeneral wrote:
This didn't win a place in a Derby, did it?



No, it did not.

DustyChalk


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DustyChalk

Well that's just silly.

I remain,
:-Peter, aka :-Dusty :-Chalk

JenDupre


quality posts: 19 Private Messages JenDupre

Cute! I think this will go over big with the kiddies.

geekfactor12


quality posts: 11 Private Messages geekfactor12

Ha! Nice work Oliver, this is both a solid pun and a cool, surreal image

dazzla


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dazzla

brrr I can feel it to my bones.