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My Kryptonite

Speed to First Woot:
1m 4.000s
First Sucker:
melderan
Last Wooter to Woot:
xdowboc
Last Purchase:
10 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 32% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1178

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

Those should read "A Product of LexCorp" on the side.

Schmoofy


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Schmoofy

Those bullets look a lot like lipstick containers. Hmm...

Faulks


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Faulks

As John Mayer once said, "I am invincible as long as I'm alive."

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

I do find it interesting this tee didn't premiere last night during Woot's Wootquest: Bullets Over Crimeville

Selvaje


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Selvaje

Big Up McAllen!

Outlaw Jungle Sound Killas!!!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Don't wear this shirt: over a Kevlar vest.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

gtej


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gtej

Officer Palumbo: "Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?"

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

The shirt title totally made me think of

This Song.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

The bullets look like gnawed tree stumps to me.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

It's nice to see a comic book refernece pop up here on woot. Superman deserves more play here.


almsforoblivion


quality posts: 8 Private Messages almsforoblivion

If you painted the bullets yellow, they would also work on the Green Lantern.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Does this shirt go over the costume or under it?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Credit to Hector Mansilla-- even though "kryptonite bullets" are fictional, I could tell that's exactly what they were in the design right away.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond
bluejester wrote:The shirt title totally made me think of

This Song.



I prefer this song

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

What if Kryptonite is your Kryptonite? Won't anyone think of the Kryptonian shirt buyers? Why do they always have to suffer in silence? >=[

wileyII


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wileyII

Thank god woot, this is the first wearable shirt I've seen in months. In for one!

jdick17


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jdick17

Authentic bathroom graffiti that was so awesome, I STILL remember it:

"All we are is bullets.
bullets.
yeah."

imsochady


quality posts: 13 Private Messages imsochady

Yea, there's a woot-off!!! %15 off reckoning tees tomorrow!

pharmacide


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide

Why would you want to display to everyone your one weakness?

drawgood


quality posts: 2 Private Messages drawgood

Hmmmm...good color but the text and meaning are too obscure...don't want people to see it then wonder too much "what does that all mean"

hinote


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hinote

Why do a superman reference? there are many other cooler super heroes.

fiestea


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fiestea

Although, I won't purchase, (just ain't ma bes color). I do love the saying. It makes me chuckle. Sell a ton!!!!

rorslmaverick


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rorslmaverick

correction: bullets fired from guns
bullets alone are harmless

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby

Staff

rorslmaverick wrote:correction: bullets fired from guns
bullets alone are harmless



I don't know, if they were properly jacketed, they could cause lead poisoning. Thrown into a fire or left in extreme heat, they may cook off. Don't underestimate fate.

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

I like a good comic reference from time to time but this is a bit of a common joke...

OblivionAngel


quality posts: 7 Private Messages OblivionAngel

"I’M LEX LUTHOR, B$^&!"

Roflcopter. Awesome dialogue. :D

homerjay747


quality posts: 2 Private Messages homerjay747

Woot is the kryptonite to my wallet ._.

but i still love you.

scrtsqrl99


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scrtsqrl99

It was the 2005 album retaliation by Dane Cook, "Superbleeder"

"I know your like me, when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a superman T-shirt you just want to shoot them in the chest. when they start to bleed, go "I guess not". Don't wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says I bleed if you shoot me in the chest blade and I will not shoot you in the chest blase, superbleeder"

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

I heard walls are bullet's Kryptonite.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

They are also my El Guapo.

walmazan


quality posts: 52 Private Messages walmazan

Felicidades amigo! y arriba el norte!!!!

lollyschenck


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lollyschenck
homerjay747 wrote:Woot is the kryptonite to my wallet ._.

but i still love you.



Boy that's the truth-especially shirt.woot!! But I do love you guys.

aaronhaven


quality posts: 1 Private Messages aaronhaven
Selvaje wrote:Big Up McAllen!



Right on, I'm from McAllen, too! In fact...I'm tempted to buy one just for the artist location as well, verrrry tempted...

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 56 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

It costs $400,000 to fire these bullets... for twelve seconds.

Some superheros think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffs] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

taternuggets


quality posts: 18 Private Messages taternuggets
Spiritgreen wrote:They are also my El Guapo.



lol'ed.


Nothing follows.

annemkat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages annemkat

Just ordered this for my best friend who's a combat wounded veteran (two purple hearts). He tells people that he had to leave the army when he found out he was allergic to bullets - when he gets shot by them he bleeds. :-)

Can't wait to get it and give it to him!

jcflman


quality posts: 15 Private Messages jcflman

Stupid people are my kryptonite.

For example, this morning I'm sitting in the left turning lane at an intersection with the red arrow and some Einstein is honking at me to pull up so she can make a u-turn on red. It's a busy intersection so I quite possibly could have saved her life and she doesn't even know it. :D

logicape


quality posts: 2 Private Messages logicape
wileyII wrote:Thank god woot, this is the first wearable shirt I've seen in months. In for one!



No offense, I was just thinking quite the opposite.

wickedmenace


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wickedmenace

I like this shirt but I will wait and hopefully get it in a random shirt