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We've all had them. Those moments in life where you thought everything was going smoothly and all of a sudden everyone is staring at you, jaws slack in shock, as you try (and fail) to extricate yourself from what you are certain will go down in history as the most awkward situation in history. This week, show us YOUR awkward moments, or if you're still not over it, show us AN awkward moment that could totally not even be related to you. At all. Totally. Whether it's coming in for a hug when the other person just wants a hand shake, realizing that the person coming towards you was actually waving at someone behind you, accidentally ending a business call with "I love you," or forgetting to clear your browser history before letting your mom borrow your computer (okay, maybe not that last one), we want to see the most awkward times you can come up with within these rules:

  • No text.
  • No Star Wars.
  • No Mario.



paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg
...will go down in history as the most awkward situation in history.



Awk-ward.

thatrobert


quality posts: 19 Private Messages thatrobert

Is it possible to illustrate awkward moments without Mario?


SeedUvPain


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SeedUvPain
thatrobert wrote:Is it possible to illustrate awkward moments without Mario?



Luigi is still fair game though, right?

odysseyroc


quality posts: 30 Private Messages odysseyroc

Are Mario Lopez and Mario Van Peebles off limits?





SeedUvPain


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SeedUvPain
odysseyroc wrote:Are Mario Lopez and Mario Van Peebles off limits?



NO MARIO

clarinerd


quality posts: 2 Private Messages clarinerd

I predict lots of shirts about pigs/cows/rabbits being caught in the act of cannibalism, but hopefully I'm wrong.

bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba
clarinerd wrote:I predict lots of shirts about pigs/cows/rabbits being caught in the act of cannibalism, but hopefully I'm wrong.



Hah, I was just going to say the same thing. Instead I'll go with chibi grim reaper with an adorably sad look on his face surrounded by cute animal corpses. How embarrasing, he just wanted a hug!

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL well this sounds like a fun derby... but all of my idea are not suited for woot.

LOL though maybe it'd still work if I make it more subtle.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
bluetuba wrote:Hah, I was just going to say the same thing. Instead I'll go with chibi grim reaper with an adorably sad look on his face surrounded by cute animal corpses. How embarrasing, he just wanted a hug!



Awkward Turtle!
(yes, I know. Please don't link)

edit:

move along

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
clarinerd wrote:I predict lots of shirts about pigs/cows/rabbits being caught in the act of cannibalism, but hopefully I'm wrong.



I predict lots of giraffes walking in on armadillos taking showers. I know, I know. It's pretty obvious since everyone is going to do this mash-up, but it has to be said.

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation
bluetuba wrote:Hah, I was just going to say the same thing. Instead I'll go with chibi grim reaper with an adorably sad look on his face surrounded by cute animal corpses. How embarrasing, he just wanted a hug!



HAHAH that's actually cute. Wait....is this already done? Am I missing something obvious? The answer is probably yes. @_@

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

No "No turbunguins." rule ... I might be able to save some money next weekend.

Johndis5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Johndis5

I predict a lot of rejected MS paint entries about masturbation.

*Opens MS Paint*

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
Johndis5 wrote:I predict a lot of rejected MS paint entries about masturbation.

*Opens MS Paint*



I predict much butthurt all around.

move along

madalice


quality posts: 1 Private Messages madalice

Far Side cartoons keep playing in my mind








axphw1


quality posts: 12 Private Messages axphw1

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Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Well... I have plenty of life experience to draw on for this.

chennai8


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chennai8

Obligatory!!!

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sleekhare


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sleekhare
Spiritgreen wrote:Well... I have plenty of life experience to draw on for this.



I hear you.

But, probably unlike you, I'm having trouble trying to find a way to translate things like "being stared at while eating a banana" into acceptable t-shirt lingo.

julejules


quality posts: 0 Private Messages julejules
chennai8 wrote:Obligatory!!!

(Kanye and John)



LOL! Can't stop watching it :D

taternuggets


quality posts: 18 Private Messages taternuggets
julejules wrote:LOL! Can't stop watching it :D



Because it loops?


Nothing follows.

chumpmagic


quality posts: 9 Private Messages chumpmagic
clarinerd wrote:I predict lots of shirts about pigs/cows/rabbits being caught in the act of cannibalism, but hopefully I'm wrong.



I got a bear wearing a fox coat, raccoon hat and bunny slippers. That's close, right? The concept started off as a prediction joke similar to yours


ochopika


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ochopika

Here are some classics (I have done all of these):

Friend: "How are you doing?" Me:"Not much"

Cab driver at airport: "Have a nice flight!" Me:"You too!"

Friend: "You're weird" Me: "Your mom's weird" Friend: "My mom died last year." (yes this really happened >.<)

I hope this makes everyone else feel better about being awkward.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen
chumpmagic wrote:I got a bear wearing a fox coat, raccoon hat and bunny slippers. That's close, right? The concept started off as a prediction joke similar to yours



Sounds pretty good! :D

julejules


quality posts: 0 Private Messages julejules
taternuggets wrote:Because it loops?



There's that, but it was more because it was so funny.

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg

My mind went 'penguin' and I thought of the Great Auk - large extinct relative of the penguin. Awkward Auk doesn't know he's extinct. But while researching, the stories of it's extinction made me so sad I just can't think of a way to make it funny again.

bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba
bassanimation wrote:HAHAH that's actually cute. Wait....is this already done? Am I missing something obvious? The answer is probably yes. @_@



Not done *exactly* to my knowledge, but I was trying to be cute predictable.. :-x

Somebody will probably draw and shiny that idea right up now just to make me cranky. ;P

emeraldchickpea


quality posts: 1 Private Messages emeraldchickpea

Where's the taco?

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

The "no text" makes it harder. Maybe I'll do pictorial ideas to get around it. But I have an idea, but it's kinda silly.

cfdunbar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cfdunbar

My lovely wife had an awkward moment when she realized that rather than sending her recently cut and bundled long hair to Locks-of-Love she accidentally sent her recently aquired christmas gift from her mom.... an epi-lady!

True story. She was crazy embarassed, though now its one of our favorite stories.

I just can't find a way to draw it out for a shirt without text.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 30 Private Messages odysseyroc
emeraldchickpea wrote:Where's the taco?



here you go





crazydoglady


quality posts: 4 Private Messages crazydoglady
chumpmagic wrote:I got a bear wearing a fox coat, raccoon hat and bunny slippers. That's close, right? The concept started off as a prediction joke similar to yours



Hmmm... I don't see the awkward element... maybe if the bear shows up at a party and finds out that the hosts are a fox, a racoon, and a bunny. Or if he turns up at a job fair and finds out it is sponsored by PETA. Or he goes on a blind date and finds out his date is a fox. Wow, yeah, that last one would be awkward!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
crazydoglady wrote:Hmmm... I don't see the awkward element... maybe if the bear shows up at a party and finds out that the hosts are a fox, a racoon, and a bunny. Or if he turns up at a job fair and finds out it is sponsored by PETA. Or he goes on a blind date and finds out his date is a fox. Wow, yeah, that last one would be awkward!



a GIANT fox, a FIERY FOX!

crazydoglady


quality posts: 4 Private Messages crazydoglady

No one has a farting incident/idea? Really? Maybe because it was the most embarassing moment of my life, it's the first thing I think of when the topic of awkward or embarassing situations comes up. About 25 years ago, new job, get on the elevator, it's me and one other person... and this was loud, so there was no playing it off. It didn't help that I started to giggle uncontrollably out of sheer embarassment! I still feel embarrassed when I think about it after all these years!

cindyscrazy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cindyscrazy

Awkward moment I had a while ago.

I was leaving work around 6 pm one night. The guy I have a crush on was walking the other way. I smiled brightly and said "Good Morning!" and quickly scooted away.


Morning? Really?? What the heck...

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"--from a T-shirt

cindyscrazy.com

lyonscc


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lyonscc

I've got a Narwhal accidentally skewering another Narwhal on his first date.

chumpmagic


quality posts: 9 Private Messages chumpmagic
crazydoglady wrote:Hmmm... I don't see the awkward element... maybe if the bear shows up at a party and finds out that the hosts are a fox, a racoon, and a bunny. Or if he turns up at a job fair and finds out it is sponsored by PETA. Or he goes on a blind date and finds out his date is a fox. Wow, yeah, that last one would be awkward!



I thought it was a giving with the theme, but yes, a living, breathing raccoon, bunny and fox are present, giving various reaction to the bear.


crazydoglady


quality posts: 4 Private Messages crazydoglady
chumpmagic wrote:I thought it was a giving with the theme, but yes, a living, breathing raccoon, bunny and fox are present, giving various reaction to the bear.



Oops, sorry, I guess I am too concrete - sounds cute!

axphw1


quality posts: 12 Private Messages axphw1

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