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The Dragon Claw Lesson

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.660s
First Sucker:
mkscorpion
Last Wooter to Woot:
Blesscp
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 24% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 47% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
702

Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
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skatimmy737


quality posts: 190 Private Messages skatimmy737

I love the rough, charcoal texture. Fantastic job!

TheKunadiun


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TheKunadiun

Just a regular day at the office! ....if you're a NINJA.

orabbit


quality posts: 24 Private Messages orabbit

Is that some sort of coffee urn they're standing around? Or maybe they're sipping hot water from the red spout on the water cooler?

hotheeyore


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hotheeyore

I'm wondering just how they're supposed to be drinking their coffee. Sure, black won't show stains, but seems a challenge nonetheless.

safyrejet


quality posts: 64 Private Messages safyrejet

So three ninjas were talking around a water cooler....that sounds like the set up for a bad joke. lol Stop me if you've heard this one before.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

I seem to be into ninja stuff. This is entirely shirt.woot's fault.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 318 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

REMINDER for the WOOT-OFF!!!

Remember that after you buy your first item today on any site, everything else ships for free until midnight CST to night!




spicerichards


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spicerichards

I hope that mug says "world's best ninja"

bounty42


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bounty42
ThunderThighs wrote:REMINDER for the WOOT-OFF!!!

Remember that after you buy your first item today on any site, everything else ships for free until midnight CST to night!



Sport ony gets a 1 day woot off huh?



Numquam minoris aestimo potentia stultis, maxime in magna coetus
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■(1:40 PM, 7/27/2012) bounty42 quips, "Forget Guest Editor, what we need is a Guest Rejectionator."
■(10:40 AM, 6/21/2012 ) bounty42 inquires, "Is it just me, or do we not typically get this many Editors Choice shirts?"
■(2:02 PM, 6/15/2012) bounty42 runs numbers.
■(10:40 AM, 6/7/2012) bounty42 dispenses wisdom for all those 'too late' naysayers, "A woot shirt is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to."
■(3:20 PM, 5/18/2012) bounty42 states, "The turtle is very cute, and I love the smug look he's got."

skatimmy737


quality posts: 190 Private Messages skatimmy737

Dang. I saw the title and thought I was going to get another Skyrim design.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 190 Private Messages skatimmy737

Not one, not two, but THREE pairs of angry eyes in this shirt! That means it'll take SIX glued on googly eyes to make this silly.

frickinawesome


quality posts: 6 Private Messages frickinawesome

This kinda Rob Gould style is one of my favorite ways Rob Gould goes about his Rob Gould-ing.

cslott


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cslott

Okay... so let's get this straight... 4 ninja standing around the water cooler, one of which is a work-aholic

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I bet they're chatting about who is going to get picked for this year's Mortal Kombat tournament.

collinvh


quality posts: 44 Private Messages collinvh

It's a really cool drawing style. I wish it were just the two ninjas on the left. There's a few things about the ninja to the right I just can't look past. Plus, two's company and threes a crowd around the water cooler.

ToddIsBored


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ToddIsBored

So it's three ninjas, at a water cooler(presumably at work).. Drinking the water and talking...

Am I following this right so far? Am I not getting some inside joke?

I get it as far as a random image, sure.. But a woot!shirt???

auctionsaver


quality posts: 16 Private Messages auctionsaver
ThunderThighs wrote:REMINDER for the WOOT-OFF!!!

Remember that after you buy your first item today on any site, everything else ships for free until midnight CST to night!






Are you saying that the free shipping on this would mean that you wouldn't pay shipping on anything else today?

ayerscolleen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ayerscolleen

Ha ha, if CHUCK wasn't cancelled, I would be expecting to see this t-shirt on the show. I may have to buy it just for that reason alone.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 318 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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auctionsaver wrote:Are you saying that the free shipping on this would mean that you wouldn't pay shipping on anything else today?

Uh, no.

maxmumpimp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages maxmumpimp

To achieve two ninjas on the left, invert the shirt.

knowfool


quality posts: 0 Private Messages knowfool

is there a slit in the mask, how do they drink?

bnlband44


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bnlband44

Can anyone tell what's written on the coffee mug? I'd try to get closer but that 4th ninja is keeping me in check...

smferris


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smferris

After last week in Colorado, the choice of shirt for today is in very poor taste. Take it off.

KAZVorpal


quality posts: 2 Private Messages KAZVorpal

Not funny

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
bnlband44 wrote:Can anyone tell what's written on the coffee mug? I'd try to get closer but that 4th ninja is keeping me in check...


Oh sorry, I'll scoot over.

I'm just hanging out, really.

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Quasiskunk

So..Snake Eyes had a bad weekend fighting against Cobra, and HAS to tell everyone else about it? Sheesh...what a needy Ninja.

jaaayzhu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jaaayzhu
lonelypond wrote:I seem to be into ninja stuff. This is entirely shirt.woot's fault.



Wish they had a Woot Plus for all things ninja soon.

tweezak


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tweezak
collinvh wrote:It's a really cool drawing style. I wish it were just the two ninjas on the left. There's a few things about the ninja to the right I just can't look past. Plus, two's company and threes a crowd around the water cooler.



You mean you don't have someone in your office like that?

btosborne666


quality posts: 0 Private Messages btosborne666
smferris wrote:After last week in Colorado, the choice of shirt for today is in very poor taste. Take it off.



What about this shirt has anything to do with the Colorado shooting?

jdelvoie


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jdelvoie

The fourth ninja is drawn really well.

meamgenius


quality posts: 0 Private Messages meamgenius
collinvh wrote:It's a really cool drawing style. I wish it were just the two ninjas on the left. There's a few things about the ninja to the right I just can't look past.



...It's his arm isn't it? That's bugging me. I think it's just that ninjas are so bad-ass that this guy doesn't even notice that his arm is halfway out of its socket. Or maybe he does and he's going to finish his coffee first because there's no way he's giving up break time just to deal with some more work related garbage.

boehmcs1


quality posts: 2 Private Messages boehmcs1
smferris wrote:After last week in Colorado, the choice of shirt for today is in very poor taste. Take it off.



Huh?

jlimm1


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jlimm1

I am actually a ninja, and I really like this shirt- I sometimes dream of having an office job instead of my chaotic schedule of training, missions, and escape.

I'm in for 1, can't wait to not be seen in this shirt.

Robsoul


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Robsoul

The coffee mug says "Ninjas do it better"

But it isn't immediately legible b/c of the curvature of the cup.

And they might be drinking green tea, which only needs hot water.... or not.

Cheers.

effierover


quality posts: 0 Private Messages effierover
meamgenius wrote:...It's his arm isn't it? That's bugging me. I think it's just that ninjas are so bad-ass that this guy doesn't even notice that his arm is halfway out of its socket. Or maybe he does and he's going to finish his coffee first because there's no way he's giving up break time just to deal with some more work related garbage.



For me, it's the fact that he looks like he's going to fall over backward any minute. And .. the rubber arm. That, too.

pumaface


quality posts: 2 Private Messages pumaface

Looks like I'll be the conversation piece at my next Dragon Claw meeting..

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pumaface


quality posts: 2 Private Messages pumaface
smferris wrote:After last week in Colorado, the choice of shirt for today is in very poor taste. Take it off.



This has nothing to do with the shooting in Colorado and it is indeed not of poor taste... it is of exquisite taste.. I'm surprised they didn't have one of the ninja have his pinkie out.

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chennai8


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chennai8
jlimm1 wrote:I am actually a ninja, and I really like this shirt- I sometimes dream of having an office job instead of my chaotic schedule of training, missions, and escape.

I'm in for 1, can't wait to not be seen in this shirt.



By outing yourself, you are one of those unstealthiest Ninjas. Aren't you?

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

cash1634


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cash1634

I have to go through these guys every day at work just to get some water. What happened to ninja's being stealthy?

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