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Wonder if it would've been more fun to look at with lasers shooting out of their eyes.
Decided my signature is obnoxious.
Have two lines instead.
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The shirt that shagged me.
Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.
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ihategroupon wrote:As much as I miss the woot! with the simplicity of the past and the product write-ups that answered to no one and were works of art.
What do you know aboot the old days? You've only been here since 2011. Also, you did't know that Mon-Thurs are "daily" shirts that are chosen by staff from a seperate pool of submissions from the derby. Daily shirts don't follow any rules or theme, and they aren't in any way related to the derby shirts, which are printed Fri-Sun.
Thank the gods for staff picks, because if not for that we'd be getting cute animals, swirly glowing abstract, and pop culture rip-offs literally every single day if the voters were allowed to choose. The public is simple and doesn't like to stray from the "formula"
"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."