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The Greatest Pirate of Them All

Speed to First Woot:
2m 38.337s
First Sucker:
paryb
Last Wooter to Woot:
rcgerlach
Last Purchase:
4 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 38% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1701

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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Quality Posts


bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

that was fun while it lasted!

bmrbill


quality posts: 129 Private Messages bmrbill

Aarrrghh! With Halloween coming up soon, I just may have to get one of these, matey!

massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

Wow out of all the skull shirts - this shirt is to rule them all! Arrrrgh!

thumperchick


quality posts: 234 Private Messages thumperchick

bardic


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bardic

Yay, Goonies!

wilcononomous


quality posts: 20 Private Messages wilcononomous



You can never have enough Sloth

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

Ohhh, look what I have started! VIVA LA GOONIE VIDEOS!

that was fun while it lasted!

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Keep the skull artist. Googled Goonies* + Sloth (the only two things I know about the movie), received pictorial education.

*No, I have not seen the Goonies. Yes, I have been informed whenever this comes up of the lack this represents in my movie watching credentials.

thumperchick


quality posts: 234 Private Messages thumperchick

I must point out that I violated the Hoodie Embargo Act of 2013 to buy this. Seriously, I may be starting a war with my spouse. But Sloth love Chunk?

Maybe if I Truffle Shuffle, he'll forgive me?

wilcononomous


quality posts: 20 Private Messages wilcononomous
thumperchick wrote:Maybe if I Truffle Shuffle, he'll forgive me?


how could he not?

lordbowen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages lordbowen

Sorry, Willie, no rum for you.

scottherrman


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scottherrman

Sloth? Sloth? It's close, but the eyes and particularly the teeth are definitely the infamous pirate A.E. Neuman you fools!

strikerliker


quality posts: 7 Private Messages strikerliker

"Someone who doesn't get the reference might think: Shirt.Woot needs to hire a new skull-drawing artist. "

Count me in this group. Thanks to the previous posts for clarification. I believe I walked out of "Goonies" after only a few minutes.

thumperchick


quality posts: 234 Private Messages thumperchick

Mattroid


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Mattroid
strikerliker wrote:"Someone who doesn't get the reference might think: Shirt.Woot needs to hire a new skull-drawing artist. "

Count me in this group. Thanks to the previous posts for clarification. I believe I walked out of "Goonies" after only a few minutes.



Then you might as well walk right on out of woot as well

yanmos


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yanmos

This is going to be very popular!

afwalton


quality posts: 8 Private Messages afwalton
strikerliker wrote:I believe I walked out of "Goonies" after only a few minutes.



Why do you hate America so much?

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

I could go for a Baby Ruth and some Rocky Road right about now.

cons19


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cons19

I'd be interested if for some reason the skull didn't have hair!!

phima256


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phima256

Got the pullover hoodie!! I love it!

GTTraveller


quality posts: 7 Private Messages GTTraveller

Alas, a tweener who has never seen the movie....

I see that it's available on Amazon Prime, so perhaps it can be watched to fully appreciate this design.

bowlingb


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bowlingb

Really? A penis T-shirt? Seriously?

pitamuffin


quality posts: 12 Private Messages pitamuffin
bowlingb wrote:Really? A penis T-shirt? Seriously?



Ummm, no. I think perhaps you are another one who hasn't seen the referenced movie.

jsh139


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jsh139

RUTH! RUTH! RUTH! Baby? RUTH!

Insert signature here.

anngruden


quality posts: 0 Private Messages anngruden

Seriously folks ... some giggly little boys may think it's "funny" but found this pretty offensive opening up email this morning. Woot stuff should all be kid friendly ... for shame whoever approved it ... no prude, but just unsubscribed. Don't need it.

theco2


quality posts: 48 Private Messages theco2
anngruden wrote:Seriously folks ... some giggly little boys may think it's "funny" but found this pretty offensive opening up email this morning. Woot stuff should all be kid friendly ... for shame whoever approved it ... no prude, but just unsubscribed. Don't need it.

Then what would you call it?

I didn't even see it, until someone mentioned it.


TooBah


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TooBah

Order now, you'll get it in time for September 19th! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

misrymonky


quality posts: 2 Private Messages misrymonky

Slick shoes? Are you crazy?

DotComFactory


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DotComFactory
theco2 wrote:Then what would you call it?

I didn't even see it, until someone mentioned it.



Yeah, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I too had to look closely to see said reference.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 33 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Consider yourself bought you awesome shirt!

joshamman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joshamman

Um.. a VERY similar design has been up at 6dollar shirts for a long time...
http://6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/Sloth-p-11442.html

Kinda feel this is a rip off, and not as good.

DotComFactory


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DotComFactory
joshamman wrote:Um.. a VERY similar design has been up at 6dollar shirts for a long time...
http://6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/Sloth-p-11442.html

Kinda feel this is a rip off, and not as good.



Yeah, but that design looks nothing like a penis. (really this one doesn't much either...)

tumadreconcaso


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tumadreconcaso
anngruden wrote:Seriously folks ... some giggly little boys may think it's "funny" but found this pretty offensive opening up email this morning. Woot stuff should all be kid friendly ... for shame whoever approved it ... no prude, but just unsubscribed. Don't need it.



I think you need to go check out whine.woot.com...

Sometimes people see what they want to see. I saw Sloth - you saw, well, I don't want to say what you saw since I want to keep this "kid friendly" as you say.

tobias23


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tobias23

the greatest pirate of them all was Roberto Clemente.

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
anngruden wrote:Seriously folks ... some giggly little boys may think it's "funny" but found this pretty offensive opening up email this morning. Woot stuff should all be kid friendly ... for shame whoever approved it ... no prude, but just unsubscribed. Don't need it.



What the heck are you talking about?

Everbody


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Everbody

I saw this first:

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Quid malmborg im Plano
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ojaudet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ojaudet

Off the end of the plank for one.

theraptorred


quality posts: 0 Private Messages theraptorred

I would so buy this if it came in a flag form!!

To this world, I say "No.". Except to bacon.

81prelude


quality posts: 8 Private Messages 81prelude

Ditch that old pillow case your children use for candy on halloween and upgrade it to this Tote.