Once upon a time, there was a little boy (don't judge me) who decided to buy a bundled Zombeer Zip-Up hoodie, Mr.Beer Beer Kit and a Freaker lederhosen bottle sweater, from a Woot-off at Shirt.Woot, for only $40 with no shipping charge.
Anyway, to make a long story short; I woke up, this morning and it felt like Xmas, because a little voice told me to open up the front door and battle the cold, while I was making the morning trip to the bathroom, to relieve the pain that had built up, over night (I won't go into details); surprisingly, that little voice didn't come from the internet, like so many do, anymore. Low and behold, a Shirt.Woot package had been placed between the doors. To make a long story short, I went and did my business, in the bathroom, went down stairs, looked at my dog and asked him what he thought it was. My dog just gave me a funny look, because he had no idea, but I think he was hoping it was for him. Then my dog decided he was hungry, so he started staring at me. I almost thought he was staring, because he wanted to know what was in the Shirt.Woot package, but he gives me that same stare, every morning, when I wake up and if I ask him if he's hungry, he will run over to the dog food storage bin and wait for me to open it and get him some Blue Buffalo dog food. Is it strange I feed him Blue Buffalo, when he is a Blue Heeler? Oh, you want to see pictures? Give me a minute and I will upload some pictures of him staring at me, going to the food storage bin and then eating, because we go through the same routine, every morning and I have to take a picture of each step, every day. Oh, I think I got side tracked. Sorry; where was I? Oh yeah, I was feeding my dog. Anyway, to make a long story short, I finished feeding my dog, found a razor blade knife and being EXTREMELY careful to not do any damage to the content in the Shirt.Woot package, I carefully made a four inch slice in the packaging. Wait, I forgot to mention, the design on the Shirt.Woot package was "Monkey Business" by walmazan; you know, the one with all the monkeys dressed as different things, such as a bunny, ninja, robot, zombie (that's my favorite, because I love zombies, which is why I decided to purchase the Zombeer Zip-up hoodie, in the first place. Does anyone watch The Walking Dead? I think it's going to get really good, again, in the next episode. Don't tell anyone, but I have a big crush on Maggie. Glen is so lucky.), Batman, a Mexican wrestler, etc. There is even a monkey with a taco, which is making me hungry. Anyway, to make a long story short, when I made the first cut, in the Shirt.Woot Package, I was a little too careful and didn't cut low enough. Gosh, they sure used a lot of packaging, to send me this. Well, after making that careful cut and realizing I had to cut again (you would think I was becoming a cutter, with all the cutting I have been doing, on Shirt.Woot packages, lately), I decided to go a little lower. Low and behold, there was a seam, where it had been sealed, so I decided my best tactic would be to cut below the seam (aren't I smart?). Fortunately, I hadn't already put the razor blade knife away, yet, as I knew I would have to carefully cut the Shirt.Woot package, agian. I hate having to cut Shirt.Woot packages, twice, because one time when my girlfriend and I received the I Prefer Someone With Brains, also by walmazan (gosh he has a lot of stuff on Shirt.Woot. I wonder if he is some kind of artist, or something); she got the "I Prefer Men With Brains" and I got the "I Prefer Women With Brains," because they are zombie shirts, also. Did I mention I love zombies and watch The Walking Dead? Who is your favorite character, from The Walking Dead? Anyway, to make a long story short, when I was cutting the Shirt.Woot package, trying to open it, in anticipation of two awesome "I Prefer Someone With Brains" t-shirts, from Shirt.Woot, I accidentally cut my girlfriend's shirt, a little bit. I was kind of sad, but my girlfriend didn't scream at me, so it wasn't quite as bad.
Sorry to cut this short, but I'm getting really hungry, since I haven't had breakfast, plus I need to take a shower, since I have to go to work, in a little while. I'll finish this story, later.