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Foxes Say NO

Speed to First Woot:
0m 33.220s
First Sucker:
TobiasAmaranth
Last Wooter to Woot:
fauxpaws89
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 32% of Shirt Woots
Top 32% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2611

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 18% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts


shortman


quality posts: 55 Private Messages shortman

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 25 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

I think my reaction has slid from that of the second fox to that of the fourth fox.

Make it stop, please? Pleeeeease stop asking me that question, old ladies and cashiers. Please?

Support Fablefire: Follow her on -

lifesucksmedead


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lifesucksmedead

YAY \o/ I was hoping this would win cause I love it so much!

V'Owl Proud!!

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massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

LOL GREAT shirt! "Just say NO to stupid questions", fox-style

scrabblefish


quality posts: 13 Private Messages scrabblefish

502 votes!

wootmuffin


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootmuffin

This shirt is kind of bashing the artist's own success, which makes it even funnier.

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 25 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth
scrabblefish wrote:502 votes!



IKNOWRIGHT?!? That's like, twice what normally ends up in first!

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dourdanfan


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dourdanfan

Hope this comes out in a hoodie, too!
Must add more to my fablefire collection!!

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 35 Private Messages omarfeliciano

I knew it!!!! Congrats!

gizzmogirl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gizzmogirl

So I bought my niece and nephew the http://shirt.woot.com/offers/what-are-those-foxes-saying shirts last Christmas, and now I have this fox shirt to wear with them. Muhahaha.

lordbowen


quality posts: 268 Private Messages lordbowen

Yes, PLEASE make it stop.

lonelypond


quality posts: 435 Private Messages lonelypond

So much angsty energy

safyrejet


quality posts: 122 Private Messages safyrejet

What I'm hoping is that the "What are those foxes saying" and this shirt will stay buddy buddy throughout the year in the top 20. Make it happen internet. That would be the greatest way to really celebrate the spirit of the snark derby.

Also those two particular shirts would make a great couple's set of shirts to wear....

fablefire


quality posts: 24 Private Messages fablefire

Thanks everyone!



Nice writeup too! :D

thumperchick


quality posts: 244 Private Messages thumperchick

If memes are the fourth circle, and reddit the fifth... what is the sixth? I'm assuming the 7th is /b/.

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo
lifesucksmedead wrote:YAY \o/ I was hoping this would win cause I love it so much!



That emoticon... it does not mean what you think it means.

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

yosefa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yosefa

I kept thinking the second fox should have been doing a "Talk to the paw," gesture from that position, but I bought one anyway. Great shirt!

kbsig106


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kbsig106

I will commence with my 96th woot and buy this shirt to go against the "What are those foxes saying" shirt my daughter wears all the time.

Fablefire rocks - one of my first Woots was "You have to try this guys" and I wear it to Easter egg hunts every year. With 2 new spares in the closet, I can keep the tradition going for years.

ambassadordeath7


quality posts: 10 Private Messages ambassadordeath7

Finally it is here! A perfect reflection of my disdain.

tbcannold


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tbcannold

Brilliant! I don't look good in this color, but that is the only reason I'm not buying one.

Narfcake


quality posts: 289 Private Messages Narfcake

So when is the purple version coming out to match the purple WATFS I already have, Woot?

Congrats on a healthy 1st place, Fable!

caramelarrow


quality posts: 14 Private Messages caramelarrow

I've been curled in the fetal position for months saying "Make it STOP" ...... to no avail. Maybe this shirt will finally MAKE IT STOP!


Edit: Forgot to add Congrats on the first place finish and the number of votes WOW!

And also want purple version, please!

07/11/14

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 217 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Ride the meme up! Ride the meme down!

Flawless victory. :D

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

And yet, whenever a new animal meme comes along...

Narfcake


quality posts: 289 Private Messages Narfcake
skatimmy737 wrote:And yet, whenever a new animal meme comes along...



... you know there will be a relevant Woot shirt.

loridi


quality posts: 5 Private Messages loridi

I woke up this morning with the feeling I was going to have to buy a tee. Yes, have to... It seems something primal in me needs to have a tee with a fox in the foetal position saying "Make it stop." I hear you little foxie.

ddesantis79


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ddesantis79
ambassadordeath7 wrote:Finally it is here! A perfect reflection of my disdain.



Agreed. I was unfortunate enough to have a friend show me this song on youtube. My ears bled. Ruined one of my other woot shirts.

I hope the artist dies in a fire.

Costar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Costar

The funny thing is this is exactly how my toddler looks when I refuse to play him that video for the 200th time in a row.

FoxFlame


quality posts: 1 Private Messages FoxFlame

As someone with the legal first name 'Fox', I can assure you this is accurate.

It was almost as bad as when the X-Files came out.

In for one. It will be framed and hung on the wall.

Ikaris


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ikaris

It has come full circle.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 86 Private Messages oakenspirit
TobiasAmaranth wrote:
Make it stop, please? Pleeeeease stop asking me that question, old ladies and cashiers. Please?



I think it's the fact that you are wearing that fox-ear hat-

;)

Grats Fablefire- Great to see a vote count so high! You are changing your name to Foxfire soon, right? heh

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

Congrats Fablefire! Awesome win and a nice strong win at that with a whopping 502 votes!

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 87 Private Messages sellbuyer92

For anyone wanting sound effects for the third fox!

comakitten


quality posts: 0 Private Messages comakitten

I really hope this meme will die out soon.

mrfox2


quality posts: 6 Private Messages mrfox2

I'm getting this shirt and am very thankful for it. Considering my last name is Fox, I've been getting wayyyyy too much of this in the past few months.

Tralornik


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Tralornik

Never heard of this reference, so I looked it up and found the song...

Ugh... 376,476,403 hits on Youtube? Seriously?

Made it to the first chorus and then shut it off...

By the way, the answer to the question is: "I don't care"

uberdylan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uberdylan
mrfox2 wrote:I'm getting this shirt and am very thankful for it. Considering my last name is Fox, I've been getting wayyyyy too much of this in the past few months.



This. I haven't bought a woot shirt in months since my closet is already overflowing with them, but I had to break my streak for this one - it sums up my sentiments too perfectly.

PS: Never before have I felt so much empathy for those named Pedro.

Look out! There's a monkey on the ceiling!

fabgab


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fabgab

I still wish there was a way to peel the top sentence off. I don't like handing people the joke so easily. :P

Plus it would have longer wearability that way. As it is, in 6 months when people are tired of it all, not even the shirt will be funny.

The shirt being funny depends on the meme NOT stopping. That's probably some kind of irony. ;)

butterflys4dreams


quality posts: 2 Private Messages butterflys4dreams
caramelarrow wrote:I've been curled in the fetal position for months saying "Make it STOP" ...... to no avail. Maybe this shirt will finally MAKE IT STOP!


Edit: Forgot to add Congrats on the first place finish and the number of votes WOW!

And also want purple version, please!



I would rather have purple. I am sad I missed the other purple shirt. I am not a big fan of green...