Re: Blessed Are the Cheesemakers
I realize that this design might be a little controversial and, perhaps, might be seen as being in poor taste by a very small minority of the apron-wearing public.
I think you know who I’m talking about: the Lactose Intolerant.
But just because THEY are intolerant doesn’t mean we all have to be.
Besides, just think what would happen if the Lactose Intolerants took over. Not only would our diets be poorer—or at least less rich—but think about all the unemployed cows, goats, sheep, mares, yaks, llamas, camels, and Venezuelan beavers who would be out of work, on the public dole, and perhaps infringing upon our personal liberties.
Therefore, I embrace lactose of all kinds: cheese, milk, yogurt, ice cream.
I mean, can’t we all just get along… and have a healthy snack?
So let’s join together and sing, Sing, SING:
Cheeses Love Me.
This I know.
For the Kroger tells me so…