KitKat10 wrote:So that's why fruitcake tastes so bad! Clever ingredient list!
Thanks! Here's the complete ingredient list (including items hidden behind the graphic):
INGREDIENTS: rum, brandy, stale candy, raisins, very small rocks, currants, fossilized amber, orange zest, lemon zest, deodorant soap, dried cranberries, dried blueberries, dried apricots, dried beef, all spice, cloves, clove cigarette butts, cinnamon, ginger, mary ann, salt, sugar, honey, eggs, dried cherries, apple juice, butter, all purpose flour, flour without a purpose, flowers without a porpoise, petunias without a sperm whale, baking soda, baking powder, gun powder, talcum powder, hazelnuts, chestnuts, brazil nuts, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, pecans, walnuts, golden raisins, gold, frankincense, myrrh, figgy pudding.