kenney9226


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"My brother was more drunk than we were. At one point, he lay, just lay on the balcony all day..."

kenney9226


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"Is garlic a vegetable?"

kenney9226


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"They say don't drown in pornography, but if I can't do that, what am I going to do all day today?"

kenney9226


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"Am I having a heart attack, or am I just out of shape?"

kenney9226


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"All I heard was something about lubrication and a screw. Either way, count me in!"

kenney9226


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"I think it was because my left one's bigger. Or maybe my right one's bigger? I can never remember which one is bigger."

kenney9226


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"I don't know, but I just saw Kenny touching it..."

moles1138


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kenney9226 wrote:"I don't know, but I just saw Kenny touching it..."



So which one is bigger?

kenney9226


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"When I see some skin, I pick it!"

kenney9226


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"I saw the temperature said it was ninety degrees, so I said it was too hot for pants!"

dmwhome


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Is it really yours?

TaylorSwiftsHaircut


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Staff

This was said in the social media meeting today while discussing the popularity of Pokemon Go-

We should sell a shirt that says "Don't call the cops, I'm looking for a lizard"

JDSardone


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TaylorSwiftsHaircut wrote:This was said in the social media meeting today while discussing the popularity of Pokemon Go-

We should sell a shirt that says "Don't call the cops, I'm looking for a lizard"



Just today while eating lunch, overheard "woohoo just caught a pokemon"

kenney9226


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"You can use your left hand and Brian's right hand to do the job."

kenney9226


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"Please stop handling my bat like that, you're making me nervous."

kenney9226


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"This doesn't sound like it's huge and hard, but it is. It's huge and hard."

kenney9226


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"Whatever, Jens, I hope you trip and fall."

kenney9226


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"Seriously, I am going to shove my heel up your [blank]. Don't you have a job that you have to go pretend that you're doing?"

mick52


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kenney9226 wrote:"Seriously, I am going to shove my heel up your [blank]. Don't you have a job that you have to go pretend that you're doing?"



you make me laugh!! everytime i read your posts... thanks kenney!!


kenney9226


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"I wear a size nine and a half. I have huge feet. But I'm a whole size smaller than my mom."

kenney9226


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"...and here I am thinking you were bright, and now I learn that you're just as dumb as the rest of us!"

stillnessinmyeyes


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"No, Dude, benefiber doesn't make you sh** yourself. It just makes everything easier."

kenney9226


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"Thank God for Victoria's Secret!"

kenney9226


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"I tell you, if it was me I'd slap the hell out of him..."

Juanita? Are you okay?"

"Oh, Kenny, you heard me from all the way over there? I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to hear that..."

moles1138


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kenney9226 wrote:"I tell you, if it was me I'd slap the hell out of him..."

Juanita? Are you okay?"

"Oh, Kenny, you heard me from all the way over there? I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to hear that..."



And that's the last post Kenny will be able to make here. Suddenly it is very quiet.

kenney9226


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"Well, if the only thing you can do is go down, you'd better go down."

kenney9226


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"Yeah, I'm taller than six feet... If I'm wearing shoes."

kenney9226


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"There are a lot of short Capricorns, I'm like 'what the givl?' Why are there so many short Capricorns?"

SkekTek


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"They look longish. If you don't clip them, he'll fly out of there"

moles1138


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"Where the hell has SkekTek been?"

kenney9226


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"I think Dick is on the line. We've been working with Dick."

kenney9226


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"Oh, I forgot to drink my coffee. No wonder I'm so tired. Spilled half it on my bed and forgot to drink the other half."

kenney9226


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"You know I was on the facebook online, and you know I saw that Jimmeh, did you know that Jimmeh moved to LOU'S EEE ANNA? Now why'd he go up and do something like that for?"

kenney9226


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"I don't even want to know why this is wet."

kenney9226


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"He's full of crap!"

kenney9226


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"I wish I would wake up one morning and my stomach is gone."

kenney9226


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"I was going to sniff it, but I didn't want to get caught in your cube sniffing random things."

meadowlark


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At two different fast food places six months apart, I asked for a hamburger without the bun because I am "allergic to wheat". Each time, the late teen to twenty-something females said "well, we have white instead", looking at me expectantly.



kenney9226


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"I want to squeeze it to see what it feels like. Can I bite it instead?"

moles1138


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meadowlark wrote:At two different fast food places six months apart, I asked for a hamburger without the bun because I am "allergic to wheat". Each time, the late teen to twenty-something females said "well, we have white instead", looking at me expectantly.



Oof.
I'm in a foodie group on fb. Someone posted a pic of a package with dairy free circled on the front and in the ingredients circled eggs on the back and asked w. t. f. ?
They thought (and apparently it is a common misconception) that eggs were dairy.