Love the shirt. All the hand-waving over the text reminds me of a time my husband and I were sitting in a local Chinese buffet. A lady near us was talking very loudly about a tour she'd taken to Paris. She said over and over how disappointing the food was, how it was nothing special, small portions, weird flavors, etc. She was sitting in a mediocre buffet, chowing down, dissing the food in Paris. I can say from first-hand experience that the food in Paris is most definitely not disappointing! In fact, as we made our way from one side of France to the other, the only disappointing meal we had was at an American-themed restaurant. Go figure.
So my point is, basically, you can lead a horse to whimsy and culture, but you can't make him get it.