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aeidein wrote:This shirt is so awful I logged in just to post.
also re: "drinking beer makes you smarter" - if you drink beer, you're already a dunce.
You seem like a really fun person to be around.
congrats on the first print!!
aeidein wrote:also re: "drinking beer makes you smarter" - if you drink beer, you're already a dunce.
I laughed. It's fun. Therefore I will not hold it against this shirt that I didn't actually vote for it. Note to self: click through on more thumbnails.
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#2: This is America, not Germany. You probably have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than standing next to a German speaker.
Here in Cincinnati, you're pretty much guaranteed to run into a German speaker if you wear this to a bar...
neocow wrote:Here in Cincinnati, you're pretty much guaranteed to run into a German speaker if you wear this to a bar...
Plot twist -- I actually live in Cincinnati. And am of German heritage.
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