goldenthorn


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phlashko wrote:I just ordered a shirt yesterday, does that mean I get a free shirt?



Did the purchase occur before Feb 12, 2014, at 12:00 AM?

Then NO.

hot72chev


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Make a throw pillow out of it. Just stuff it.

No badges cluttering up this signature...no-sir-ee-bob.

bsmith1


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ThunderThighs wrote:I hope you're being sarcastic but if not, read it as

A Stupid Shirt that Happens to be a Men's Size Small



OR
A Small Shirt Helps Aercires Tons
A.S.S.H.A.T.

thumperchick


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skemmis wrote:no you don't



^^^

intensefancypink


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I'm thrilled with this promo. Since shirtwoot! switched to Anvil blanks (Boo! Hiss!), the only size that I can wear is a mens small, this amounts to a buy one, get one free deal for me. And really, that's still not the best deal ever, because Anvil shirts just aren't up there with American Apparel in terms of quality. I'd definitely be buying many, many more shirts if only woot! would switch back to AA blanks.
Hoping for cute, kitteh related mens small shirts with my orders :-)

shortman


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intensefancypink wrote:I'm thrilled with this promo. Since shirtwoot! switched to Anvil blanks (Boo! Hiss!), the only size that I can wear is a mens small, this amounts to a buy one, get one free deal for me. And really, that's still not the best deal ever, because Anvil shirts just aren't up there with American Apparel in terms of quality. I'd definitely be buying many, many more shirts if only woot! would switch back to AA blanks.
Hoping for cute, kitteh related mens small shirts with my orders :-)



When Woot first switched to Anvil I was wearing mediums. I didn't like Anvil because the neck ribbing always folded over in the wash and the neck hole was too big.

I have since then switched to wearing smalls. And so now I actually prefer the Anvils. They still have the issue of the neck ribbing folding over in the wash/dry cycle, but they fit me more comfortably. The AA smalls are just a bit uncomfortable under my arms. I'll gladly take the folded over necks of small Anvil over the uncomfy pits of small AA.

ccychan


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I want a badge

spzygiel


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Hey, Woot, pack that A.S.S.S. up!

hot72chev


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bsmith1 wrote:OR
A Small Shirt Helps Aercires Tons
A.S.S.H.A.T.


+1

No badges cluttering up this signature...no-sir-ee-bob.

bsmith1


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I'm just glad he pronounced gif correctly despite what the creator of the .gif format says.

shortman


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bsmith1 wrote:I'm just glad he pronounced gif correctly despite what the creator of the .gif format says.



+1, agreed, yes.

Draakan


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Ugh, how long do we have to put up with that dumb twerking t-shirt on the front page? How long till these reject shirts get gone?

ThunderThighs


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Draakan wrote:Ugh, how long do we have to put up with that dumb twerking t-shirt on the front page? How long till these reject shirts get gone?


Until ALL the shirts (Men's Small) are gone!



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loatu


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Yaknow, I used to enjoy the content on woot.com because it was legitimately funny and always off the wall. But it's kinda getting worse, and resorting to potty humor like this promotion drives me away from wanting to buy stuff from you guys. Just sayin'

And no I'm not being sarcastic

fishstic666


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And now the whole back catalog is on sale in addition to free extra shirts? JUST TAKE ALL MY MONEY.

bsmith1


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loatu wrote:Yaknow, I used to enjoy the content on woot.com because it was legitimately funny and always off the wall. But it's kinda getting worse, and resorting to potty humor like this promotion drives me away from wanting to buy stuff from you guys. Just sayin'

And no I'm not being sarcastic



Or maybe you're just getting too old and aren't "hip" anymore.

thumperchick


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Draakan wrote:Ugh, how long do we have to put up with that dumb twerking t-shirt on the front page? How long till these reject shirts get gone?



loatu wrote:Yaknow, I used to enjoy the content on woot.com because it was legitimately funny and always off the wall. But it's kinda getting worse, and resorting to potty humor like this promotion drives me away from wanting to buy stuff from you guys. Just sayin'

And no I'm not being sarcastic




No need to get your t-shirts in a twerk.

JE22E


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I think the promotion should be "For every shirt someone buys, Woot will donate a small shirt to a child in need." I'm just saying since the shirts are free or the customer can choose to either keep their shirt or donate it.

fredges


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I think they should give one away with any Woot! order. because I want to do all kinds things with a free Woot! shirt: mount it in a box frame for the wall, make seat covers for my convertible (stitch up the sleeves, and you have pockets/drink holders!), make pillows for my couch, put it on my dog when he is sad, horde them and make a quilt one day, give them as presents to the kids of my extreme right-wing friends to undermine the teachings of their parents, make a do-rag with it, use it as the coolest rag to wipe down my convertible, etc. ad infinitum!

kirkcooper1985


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So, is this over now? A friend just told me about it, and I actually can fit into small shirts. I figured I'd get a shirt and a nice bonus.

gunn2


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Here is what we do with woot shirts that are too small. The cat gets to wear them.


nerdymom81


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Has no one received their ASSS yet? My delivery is due tomorrow and I am impatiently awaiting it. I hope I can fit into it, if not, it will be a tote bag, unless it is fascinating, then it will be donated to someone who can use it and doesn't care what it has on it.

bsmith1


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I didn't get a postcard with arts 'n' craft ideas , so the is the best I could come up with.
Kitteh Kovers!

Got a woot shirt that's too small for an average human? Got a kitteh who likes lounging while covered by a stylish, but tiny, t-shirt? If yes, get Kitteh Kovers! Cats love 'em!

Edit: I seem to recall seeing a postcard in the social media realm. Would someone mind posting them all here?

nerdymom81


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bsmith1 wrote:I didn't get a postcard with arts 'n' craft ideas , so the is the best I could come up with.
Kitteh Kovers!

Got a woot shirt that's too small for an average human? Got a kitteh who likes lounging while covered by a stylish, but tiny, t-shirt? If yes, get Kitteh Kovers! Cats love 'em!

Edit: I seem to recall seeing a postcard in the social media realm. Would someone mind posting them all here?



I hope I get a shirt that awesome!! Hell yeah Boba Fett!!

bsmith1


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nerdymom81 wrote:I hope I get a shirt that awesome!! Hell yeah Boba Fett!!



Boba Fetch is a sweet design...might have to rock the midriff after all.

nerdymom81


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Unfortunately I got a shirt that I wouldn't wear, plus my boobs won't fit in it, lol, damn things. I got "This was a Triumph" Portal 2 shirt. At least next weekend I am having a fundraiser for my St. Baldrick's team and one of the prizes are 2 tickets to our local, small comic-con, and I think the shirt might be a great addition to that prize package!

shortman


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I received my stupid small shirts today. My free ones are Shelf Life by PixelPants and Motivation
by walmazan


I'm quite happy with them and so think I will be wearing them rather than participating in the stupid small shirt festivities. Good luck to all participating.

The shirts I paid for are Palindromes! by Orabbit & Ochopika and Pounding Away by Randyotter

tcar2012


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I also got "Motivation" as my free Men's Small.

Since it's close in size to the shirt I ordered (WM), I think it will be my new workout shirt rather than a craft project.

Thanks Woot- that was fun!

dfunk29


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ThunderThighs wrote:Until ALL the shirts (Men's Small) are gone!



Woo hoo! Got another one today, I definitely have enough for at least 2 quilts.

How do you get the badges on the bottom showing my awesome count of 1 Bug-eyed Organic Creature, etc?


laughter9


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nerdymom81 wrote:Unfortunately I got a shirt that I wouldn't wear, plus my boobs won't fit in it, lol, damn things. I got "This was a Triumph" Portal 2 shirt. At least next weekend I am having a fundraiser for my St. Baldrick's team and one of the prizes are 2 tickets to our local, small comic-con, and I think the shirt might be a great addition to that prize package!



Oooh, oooh, send it to me! ;) The women's shirts don't fit me right, so I have to get the men's small shirts, and I LOVE portal 2! I hit my shirt today, and it's something...super weird :/

bsmith1


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shortman wrote:Here's me wearing my Shelf Life by PixelPants



Nice. The colors really bring out your beard.

ThunderThighs


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shortman wrote:Here's me wearing my Shelf Life by PixelPants



That is one of my favorite shirts. I love the vibrant colors.



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FrostByte


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I received my order of DINOSMORES by MJ for my son and it came with a free Blossom by ramyb

Alas, I was not lucky enough to receive a postcard either, so I came up with two possible uses.

1. Tissue box cover.


2. Driver head cover.

FrostByte


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nerdymom81 wrote:Unfortunately I got a shirt that I wouldn't wear, plus my boobs won't fit in it, lol, damn things. I got "This was a Triumph" Portal 2 shirt. At least next weekend I am having a fundraiser for my St. Baldrick's team and one of the prizes are 2 tickets to our local, small comic-con, and I think the shirt might be a great addition to that prize package!



That's a pretty solid shirt... whoever gets it should be thrilled (assuming it fits).

shortman


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ThunderThighs wrote:That is one of my favorite shirts. I love the vibrant colors.



I think this is one that I will wear often. No way could I turn this into a craft project. My bro-in-law even commented about liking this one when I shared the links to the four recent shirts I got.

MamaDragon


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Got ours today and didn't realize we would be getting bonus shirts until I opened the bags. They're my daughter's size and she was overjoyed. We got two since I had two orders, and she took a look at one and said "You know I can't wear that to school, right?" then saw the other that I wished was in my size and exclaimed "That's f**king awesome!"

Because it's wonderful to have a tween with such a vocabulary that appreciates your shirts. Which is why she and I have so many of them, several of them matching. It's one of the few good things we still have in common (even if she refuses to wear the same shirt on the same day), so it makes for good mother-daughter bonding.

fishstic666


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My first ASSS arrived today, and features a hipster Care Bear. I don't know whether to hope it shrinks enough in the wash to force me to make something out of it, or to hope it is still wearable so I can be all ironic the next time I go to Portland ...

Edit:

ASSS #2 Peanut Butter and Jealousy

ASSS #3 The Three Classic States of Matter

These are both definite mehs. Crafts will be made if trades cannot.

Another edit:

Last one - my least fave. Ysjkhdflua tree

lichme


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shortman


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lichme wrote:Tired of your duster getting dusty while it is sitting out?



Introducing the duster anti dust protection shirt (Patent Pending)



That is so great!!! I've had the exact same problem. I put the clean duster down somewhere and get back to it months later and find that it has been cleaning without me. I never knew I had duster anti dust protection shirts hanging in my closet.