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Great for the airport chef.

JordanOdneal wrote:Reminds me a lot of:

Except that staring at this shirt for 90 minutes would be more exciting than watching that movie. ;)

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

Nutcracker, I believe.

This design is absolutly brilliant! Laughed out loud when I zoomed in on the picture.
I just might have to "pull the trigger" on a couple o' these.

djenkins1982 wrote:Damn, my wife loves guns and cooking... will she be offended if I buy this for her?

I would be offended if my husband *didn't* buy this shirt for me.

This is bloody brilliant and will look excellent on my fella. *buy*

Be careful with the salt shaker. That stuff can kill you.

spilzer wrote:Hmm, okay, I spy:



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No steak knife, no paring knife, that's a utility knife - smaller version of chef's knife for the jobs you don't want to dull your main tool with.

If this was a grill apron, I'd be in for two. As it is, I still my get for my dad.

Should have called it "Deadly in the Kitchen"

This design is awesome! I'm sure my restaurant manager husband will really enjoy it. My only concern is that he'll try to use it as a blueprint to create it in real life, depending on what kind of day he's having...

jeeffinger wrote:Anyone got Gordon Ramsay's home address and t-shirt size?

The t-shirt size isn't the problem so much as getting his giant, full-of-himself head through the neck-hole.

creativehack wrote:I got all of he other items mentioned above but, what is in the handle of the grater...?

Can opener

In for two! (Christmas is coming.)

tomcall wrote:A nutcracker.

A garlic press

lizking0 wrote:am I the only one who would love to see this pattern on an apron instead of a t-shirt?

That would be awesome!

I would drop $20 easy on an apron with this pattern.

Definitely apron material! I'm in for that!

Someone from my hometown of little ole Shelby, NC? Designing a shirt on Woot? Awesome!

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

There is no butcher's knife on this shirt. You may be referring to the Chef's knife, which is often incorrectly called and used as a butchers knife. It is actually the main prep knife used by chefs and cooks to cut, chop and dice vegetables and small pieces of meat. It's not used for cutting off large pieces of meat.

The tool above it is a garlic press.

alephnull2k1 wrote:The t-shirt size isn't the problem so much as getting his giant, full-of-himself head through the neck-hole.

LOL! Pure awesome.

gotitrepped

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

Its a garlic press.

Anybody else have problems ordering last night? I attempted to order this shirt, only to be told my order was NOT processed. I gave up after a few tries. I came back an hour later and was able to purchase 1 shirt with no issues. This morning, I find out that three orders I was told did NOT go through, actually did....anyone else ever experience this before?

This is perfect for my friend who has a culinary degree and joined the Army. Thanks woot for the great bday gift!

I feel that this shirt accurately reflects my cooking style. I am in.

I'm so excited for this shirt. Next month I'm cooking food for a 1 Shepherd event, which is where a bunch of guys learn leadership and decision making through military simulations.

So they will use their ARs in the field and I'll use my AR in the kitchen.

I wish you guys made that in an apron! I so want one for cooking

Could this be a metaphor on the war being waged on us (the public) with genetically modified foods and additives?

dzeren wrote:I would drop $20 easy on an apron with this pattern.

Me too!

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

That, my good captain, is a side-view of a measuring spoon! (on top of a slicing knife, which, in turn, is on top of the butcher knife.)

[I thought it was a garlic press.

pstrnutbag44 wrote:Anybody else have problems ordering last night? I attempted to order this shirt, only to be told my order was NOT processed. I gave up after a few tries. I came back an hour later and was able to purchase 1 shirt with no issues. This morning, I find out that three orders I was told did NOT go through, actually did....anyone else ever experience this before?

I'm having that problem right now! Hopefully it will work soon and I don't get charged for the million times I've tried it..

Has anyone commented on the garlic press yet?

emilejr88 wrote:Could this be a metaphor on the war being waged on us (the public) with genetically modified foods and additives?

Ummm, no.

Of course, once you buy it, it's your t-shirt, you can tell people anything you like, but since these are kitchen implements which can be used to process organic food as easily as any other, it'd be a super-big stretch to say that. If the components were food, you'd have a slightly stronger case.

Make sure you do breathing and stretching exercises before you commit such political leaps...don't want to tear something.

llandar wrote:Has anyone commented on the garlic press yet?

What garlic press?

Love love love this. Went to bed last night thinking I can't possibly buy another T-shirt, I have too many as is...but wow I love the shirt.

Woke up literally & otherwise & realized this is a perfect Christmas present for my brother & b-i-l. So I'm in for two, and I can pair them with the Dirt I ordered during a Woot-off. Wheeeeeee!

Garlic Press

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

spilzer wrote:Hmm, okay, I spy:



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edit: added the bottle opener I missed earlier

Don't forget the cherry/olive pitter as well (at end of the garlic press).