Re: the kid
It's an attempt at recreating this image:
using the narration of the first level plus the first time you enter the bastion. I'm not a great artist but show me some bastion love!
Edit: btw, if you feel like you can do better; please do. I'm not sure if I would buy this shirt, but I would love to have a well made version of it. I can send you the copy of the text and maybe record another level or two if you want