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The Must-See Comedy Shirt of the Summer

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
croyhenric22
Last Wooter to Woot:
skojoe
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 39% of Shirt Woots
Top 39% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
430

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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TehCaspia


quality posts: 16 Private Messages TehCaspia

cute. but ill pass.

woot changed my signature...apparently linking my old blog was "advertising"...never thought I'd see anyone give Obama a run for his money on being the nanny state...

normalbrains


quality posts: 0 Private Messages normalbrains

Open Letter to Woot Staff

Dear Woof Staff,

I love woot.

Sincerely,
Woot X

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uplateanyway


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uplateanyway

Note: This post contains pricing information for future reference because it is generally not available elsewhere once the next Woot has been offered.

The Must-See Comedy Shirt of the Summer
$10.00
+ $0.00 shipping
+ or $5 to get it by Thursday
condition: Unauthorized
product(s): 1 Navy Woot Tee (3627)
Size: WS, WM, WL, S, M, L, XL, 2X

oister


quality posts: 0 Private Messages oister

shirtly, you can't be serious

firewatcher


quality posts: 0 Private Messages firewatcher

3xl please

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jeraden


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jeraden

aww, this one is just plain bad!

TweetyBear


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TweetyBear

does these shirts have back prints?

wsuwg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wsuwg

yay ... unauthorized ...

Blurker


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Blurker

I get it.




Funny stuff.












Really.

Anim8ir


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Anim8ir

worst. shirt.ever.

pmaist


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pmaist

err do not want this

GTstyle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GTstyle

Another blue shirt makes me blue : - (

Hopefully tomorrow will be more witty

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michelob22


quality posts: 0 Private Messages michelob22

lets do better guys

slackercs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages slackercs

LOL not bad Woot.

normalbrains wrote:Please clarify a few things for us. You are offering t-shirts under the assumption of exclusivity and limited edition, but this is not actually the case. The first two shirts "sold out", but then reappeared for $5 more.



Where are they promising exclusivity?

lueckemc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lueckemc

Not a great joke, woot - not even a good one. Yesterday's shirt was far better in comparison.

elvislover


quality posts: 0 Private Messages elvislover

so this also goes off at 12 midnight like reg old woot?

There is no place like woot there is no place like woot.

TAYLORT5


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TAYLORT5

H+
now
YOUR TALKIN "shake this "at all you shirtwoot Unlovers...I know I know that was me too...... This one a can get behind.


You're on probation!

You've been put on posting probation for this post for this reason: Ok, I deleted it 3 times. Do you not get it? (24h) Personal attack/useless post.

Please stare at the scary cartoon dog for 20 hours and then try posting again.

amydlong


quality posts: 0 Private Messages amydlong

NO! Not again. To spend $10/day on a woot-fetish, it's gotta be good!

WalkingSnake


quality posts: 1 Private Messages WalkingSnake

mmkay.. I liked the past shirts, but this one lame..

I still love shirt.woot and its potential with a passion.

firewatcher


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gagz135 wrote:Woot. I hate you. THis is ridiculous. I'm already done with shirt.woot.




dont go whos gonna buy all the good stuff coming soon

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Quintillus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Quintillus

Those of us with a Comic Book Guy physique will not be satisfied with a tight-fitting 2X.

JohnQ118


quality posts: 2 Private Messages JohnQ118

wear your shirt, insult yourself.
nope.

and I thought this one would be SO CLOSE.
I'm weeping with joy!!

wOOt! 1st woot:20-AUG’05|43-w00ts|41-shirts|3-wine.w00t!Cheeses|11-Sellouts|2-Kids.w00t

gruisinger


quality posts: 5 Private Messages gruisinger

I agree with the shirt's sentiments exactly. pass.

Cupajo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Cupajo

So far, I'm not really all that impressed with these shirts. The first two designs were too busy and this one...it's like someone just phoned it in.

seanck


quality posts: 0 Private Messages seanck

This is terrible. Even if I liked The Simpsons I wouldn't buy this. At least the last two shirts I wouldn't feel embarrassed by wearing.

jbzcar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jbzcar
normalbrains wrote:Open Letter to Woot Staff

Dear Woof Staff,

Please clarify a few things for us. You are offering t-shirts under the assumption of exclusivity and limited edition, but this is not actually the case. The first two shirts "sold out", but then reappeared for $5 more. examples:


Sore Thumbs: http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=3622
Shirt.Woot Launch: http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=3618

Ive got no problem with capitalism and you guys making fat loot, ive just got a problem with purchasing "exclusive" tees under a false pretense. for example, by looking at the "sore thumbs" product stats, it would appear that the sore thumbs t-shirt had a total print run of 500 pieces. Since many people have purchased this tee after it "sold out", this is obviously not true. So, here are my questions:

1.) Will you publicly disclose the exact amount of every print run?
2.) Will every "sold out" tee be available for $5 more after it "sells out"?

We the wooters would prefer a more transparent and forthcoming shirt.woot.com experience.
Thanks for your time and good job,
Woot X



OMG I AM PISSED NOW! I just bought a launch shirt off ebay for $25, and here they show up again for $15 shipped! Not cool, woot, not cool AT ALL.

JohnQ118


quality posts: 2 Private Messages JohnQ118

but then again, imagine this one over a GREAT RACK ...

wOOt! 1st woot:20-AUG’05|43-w00ts|41-shirts|3-wine.w00t!Cheeses|11-Sellouts|2-Kids.w00t

moufsnafa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages moufsnafa

Yet they don't even have a shirt to fit someone half the size of Comic Book Guy.

gagz135


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gagz135

Awwww why are people buying this? Don't encourage these shirts!!! Just not good at all woot. I thought maybe the first couple shirts were flukes. But I mean...are you trying? I'm done with shirt.woot until there comes a day, if there comes a day, where i miss out on something I'd want. As of now, i doubt that will happen.

bennyhaha55


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bennyhaha55
jbzcar wrote:OMG I AM PISSED NOW! I just bought a launch shirt off ebay for $25, and here they show up again for $15 shipped! Not cool, woot, not cool AT ALL.



Its not woots fault your a sucker.

tootygreen


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oister wrote:shirtly, you can't be serious



Now, THAT'S a woot shirt I would buy - good form, old man!

fallingmonkey3


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fallingmonkey3

best. unliscenced. merchandise. ever

kevlargibs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kevlargibs

this is fairly amusing as a concept, but i wouldn't wear it... it's only really funny if you wear it to the movie in question opening weekend... if i'm buying a funny shirt i want it to be funny every time i wear it.

keep up the good work woot, just get back on track a bit tomorrow, k?

elpepe


quality posts: 12 Private Messages elpepe

please add my vote for 3x because AA is small as hell

commodog


quality posts: 4 Private Messages commodog

Slyster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Slyster

3X!

HEY... WOOT! You should start another new woot.. cigar.woot.com

I LOVE cigars! Would be a cool item to woot on!

derwin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages derwin

I'm in! Woot!

mudman2007


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mudman2007



Why the shirts don't fit.
You want fries with that?

latronj2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages latronj2
Anim8ir wrote:worst. shirt.ever.




I'm blinded by your originality. Best.Joke.Ever.