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Nerdy Laundry

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
walrusmonger
Last Wooter to Woot:
homsar21
Last Purchase:
6 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 28% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 40% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
498

Purchaser Experience

  • 19% first woot
  • 12% second woot
  • 41% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 10% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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eudorrra


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eudorrra

uhhh beyonce?

ender7584


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ender7584

I don't get it.

screagles


quality posts: 2 Private Messages screagles

i dont get it,....explain???

CivlDX


quality posts: 7 Private Messages CivlDX

way too nerdy for me

dtmdotexe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dtmdotexe

Uh, Destiny's Child much? lulz.

Kayy911


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Kayy911

and I thought the other comedy shirt was bad, who wrote this Bruce Villanche?

woots:
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Bern


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Bern

what is this?? geek week????!!!

slackercs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages slackercs

ROFL - great title this time. Great description too for that matter.

Perplexer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Perplexer

"We call this color: Olive With My Parents."

Classic!!

aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss

I dont get it either.

I dont think woot's ready for my money

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321

By the time you guys get the 3XL shirts in I will have eaten my way to 5XL proportions!!!...

HAMMER TIME!!!

aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss
Perplexer wrote:"We call this color: Olive With My Parents."

Classic!!


lulz oh man, now I cant sleep! hahahaha! Thank you!

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

walrusmonger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages walrusmonger

This tshirt is great This makes my 3rd wootshirt.

getupkid245


quality posts: 0 Private Messages getupkid245

Wow, a shirt that's even too geeky for me. That's one heck of an accomplishment.

eudorrra


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eudorrra
Perplexer wrote:"We call this color: Olive With My Parents."

Classic!!



hahahaha best part

imshadow22


quality posts: 1 Private Messages imshadow22

There is nothing wrong with this shirt, except for maybe the color. I was one the fence until I saw it was 3666. Then I knew.

miotu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages miotu

Jelly-like ooze + ooze-like monster + zelda-like character + hideous green shirt = FAR too nerdy of a shirt for even the lowliest dork.

Schroff


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Schroff
Perplexer wrote:"We call this color: Olive With My Parents."

Classic!!


Sadly, that was the only good part.

This shirt failed for me.

tj willy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages tj willy

funny - but not my style.

250+ Woot items, 10 Big ol' Cornucopia#39;s, 7 shirts, 4 wines...

LetsGoPens063


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LetsGoPens063

lulz at the caption, but I'd never wear it.

Defraggler


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Defraggler

Funny if you hate geeks, or you are a self hating geek.
I'm neither, good night.

aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss
Kayy911 wrote:and I thought the other comedy shirt was bad, who wrote this Bruce Villanche?



He have a brother named Hervé Villechaize? THAT guy?

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

codexile


quality posts: 0 Private Messages codexile

The question is, if I get it tonight with overnight, will it show up at my door tuesday or wednesday?

i'm leaving for gencon wednesday morning but i'd love to show my woot <3 at the con

metanoia29


quality posts: 0 Private Messages metanoia29
Perplexer wrote:"We call this color: Olive With My Parents."

Classic!!


Yeah... that was the only good part about staying up until one.

Oh yeah, and this was even better: "Too Bad We Don't Have The 3XL Shirts Yet" LOLzers!


*sigh* I wish I was around a computer last night... that was an awesome shirt.

hwky556


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hwky556

Great title and color description but I just don't get this shirt. Maybe too geeky for me or I'm just too tired to understand it. Either way the color and design suck. Still wearing my 2 Threat Level Doctorow shirts all the time though.

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321
aoviss wrote:He have a brother named Hervé Villechaize? THAT guy?



Da plane!!! Da plane!!!...

HAMMER TIME!!!

JohnQ118


quality posts: 2 Private Messages JohnQ118
broccarter wrote:ummm....welll 24 hours til the next one! i 'll pass on this one!


Yup.
nice color. but ... glad I got the earlier woot.shirts

Still, better than the Derby's #2 & #3

24 more hours ...

wOOt! 1st woot:20-AUG’05|43-w00ts|41-shirts|3-wine.w00t!Cheeses|11-Sellouts|2-Kids.w00t

Fooblat


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Fooblat

I like the adventure/jelly idea, but this art looks terrible to my eye.

It also looks like the artist is heavily inspired by Ctrl-alt-delete but couldn't do it just right. Not for me

lonestarstatus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lonestarstatus

all i can say is..."WhAT???!!" This is a giraffe-like shirt. Come on Woot! ya killin me smalls

slickidiotfan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages slickidiotfan

Garbage, be back tomorrow night!

JohnQ118


quality posts: 2 Private Messages JohnQ118
codexile wrote:The question is, if I get it tonight with overnight, will it show up at my door tuesday or wednesday?
<3 at the con


Ok, this's Tuesday's Shirt - it'll show up Wednesday.
Got it?

wOOt! 1st woot:20-AUG’05|43-w00ts|41-shirts|3-wine.w00t!Cheeses|11-Sellouts|2-Kids.w00t

JaekTheBarbarian


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JaekTheBarbarian

The jelly's going to eat him alive! No! If his weaponry isn't magical he won't be able to touch it!

Then again, at least it's not a rust monster...

codexile


quality posts: 0 Private Messages codexile
JohnQ118 wrote:Ok, this's Tuesday's Shirt - it'll show up Wednesday.
Got it?



yeah, makes sense. i was just being hopeful.

jordan314


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jordan314

It doesn't necessarily suck, but will someone explain it to me?

P.S. Do I ALWAYS need to accept the new privacy policy? You'd think once would be enough.

cuerpomuerte


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cuerpomuerte

" and I thought the other comedy shirt was bad, who wrote this Bruce Villanche? "

epic lulz!. awesome.

crawl987


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crawl987

3XL vote... although I would skip this one...

etherealstrife


quality posts: 0 Private Messages etherealstrife

If I put on 50 pounds I could probably pull off this shirt. Until then, my gut says pass.

kriscad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kriscad

it matches that baby poo!

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby

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jordan314 wrote:It doesn't necessarily suck, but will someone explain it to me?

P.S. Do I ALWAYS need to accept the new privacy policy? You'd think once would be enough.



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