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If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
yangshi
Last Wooter to Woot:
elaryan
Last Purchase:
5 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 36% of Shirt Woots
Top 31% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
672

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Quality posts:



Kayy911


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Kayy911

Hahaha, love it, but what does it have to do with Chainmail, I must be missing something.

woots:
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mk1010


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mk1010

Please woot, no more d&d shirts!

seanck


quality posts: 0 Private Messages seanck

Is he urinating on his foot?

billyowen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages billyowen

an alright design, but not the greatest of colors imho.

wOOt wOOt!

AlaskanSoccer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages AlaskanSoccer

Honestly, I dont really like it. I see how people would like it, but it just doesnt do it for me. I like the baige color though.

Cherrypicker


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Cherrypicker

LAST DAY FOR THIS SPECIFIC POSTING. FOR FURTHER DETAILS, SEE Day of Reckoning
WATCH FOR NEW FORMAT (tbd) -- HOPEFULLY BY TOMORROW!

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http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=NNNN. For NNNN, substitute these product ID's, or just click the link below.

3618 = WOOT Launch
WEEK 1
3622 = Sore Thumbs
3625 = Robot Service
3627 = The Must-See Comedy Shirt of the Summer
3629 = Sea Chimp
3630 = Threat Level: Doctorow
WEEK 2
3633 = This Here Is My Unicorn-Shootin' Gun
3637 = Word Problem
3640 = Rat Rod
3642 = Nobody's Perfect
3643 = Cube One
WEEK 3
3645 = Sci-Fi Weenie Roast
3650 = Scales & Bubbles
3656 = Too Hungry
3657 = The Rustic
3658 = Dead Heat (but for this special deal, the usual number code won't work)
...........there is a separate link for each of the two shirts
...........for 'NNNN' use the shirt name 'UnhappyMeeting' or 'SnowmenInHeat'
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3664 = American Samurai
3666 = Nerdy Laundry
3667 = Chimpanzee Robusto
3669 = Hello Squidbucket!
3675 = Reality Isn't For Everyone
WEEK 5
3677 = If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail

KingWiley


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KingWiley

I don't get it... is he unravelling them by their threads??

dredgman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dredgman

It's a good idea, but it took me way too long to figure out what was going on.

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soliver


quality posts: 27 Private Messages soliver

Huh? What is wrong with me that I don't understand this...

Blurker


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Blurker

That's just dumb.

And that color sucks.

LycoLoco


quality posts: 1 Private Messages LycoLoco

...Shirts that need explanation just shouldn't be made. No wooting here for me, sorry.

I'm still waiting for my first Barrels of Crud but someday!

Schroff


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Schroff

Bad color, but cool pic. I'm not going to get it though.

stunngun


quality posts: 1 Private Messages stunngun

...I'm sorry, is this image supposed to have some sort of meaning? Cause if someone was like "Hey, what's that on your shirt?" I think I'd change the subject because there's just nothing it could possibly be.

gagz135


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gagz135

hooray for weezer reference

outmywindow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages outmywindow

I studied medieval English literature in college, so yeah, I'm definitely getting this one... As for the joke, doesn't/didn't anyone ever listen to Weezer? "If you want to destroy my sweater / Pull this thread as I walk away."

arpierson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages arpierson

It's ok, I guess. It's kinda sad that the best designs I've seen since Shirt.Woot's launch have been the three Derby winners...

munboy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages munboy

http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/If_You_Want_To_Destroy_My_ChainmailjbrDetail.jpg

Hey, since when does woot use Amazon Web services?

No advertamatising, please.

AlaskanSoccer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages AlaskanSoccer
Kayy911 wrote:Hahaha, love it, but what does it have to do with Chainmail, I must be missing something.



Its a parody of the lyrics to the Weezer song "Undone".

"If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor (lying on the floor)
I've come undone "

Pretty good song too.

SKLion


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SKLion

Yay for Weezer reference, but that won't save the shirt.

Pass.

bobothn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bobothn

5 Weeks and still no 3x shirts. please woot on behave of all cheeseburger loving people please get 3x shirts in (and 1x woman shirts for the lady's with the big gazongas)

Total # of woots 69
Total $ blown on shipping $345
Total # of Items 143
Average Item Cost $9.47

geekfactor12


quality posts: 11 Private Messages geekfactor12

The artist is awesome, I'd probably buy this if it were on a different colored shirt.

If you don't get it, it looks like the chainmail is unraveling. As the chainmail unravels, so does the fighter within. It's a visual joke.

eudorrra


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eudorrra

i too like the weezer reference, but i cant picture this as a girls shirt. sigh

zacanderson45


quality posts: 4 Private Messages zacanderson45

The weezer song is a classic...not a bad tee

jradavenport


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jradavenport

reminds me of the ytmnd medieval fad... and if it was a medieval woot shirt i'd totally buy it...

deepspace12dotcom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deepspace12dotcom

This looks like my friends 3 year old Daughter drew this and we used an Iron On to do the shirt.

This is truly sad.

wellarmedsheep


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wellarmedsheep

Cool visual, I like the idea and execution, but....

Someone should not have to be 2 feet from your shirt to get it. This get a lot of laughs if you were to post it on a renaissance fair website, but doesn't make good fodder for tee.

brandonr87


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brandonr87

The beige isn't the greatest, but it matches tapestry colors. Clever though, I got one.

outmywindow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages outmywindow
deepspace12dotcom wrote:This looks like my friends 3 year old Daughter drew this and we used an Iron On to do the shirt.

This is truly sad.



Well, that's what most medieval tapestry art looks like... It wouldn't be as awesome if the image was drawn in a more contemporary style.

scifiak


quality posts: 3 Private Messages scifiak
wellarmedsheep wrote:Cool visual, I like the idea and execution, but....

Someone should not have to be 2 feet from your shirt to get it. This get a lot of laughs if you were to post it on a renaissance fair website, but doesn't make good fodder for tee.



Mybe it's a conversation piece... You're at Medival Times some really hot Wench walks by and asks what that shirt all about, then you tell her about the song. Only to find out later in the back seat of your car, the girl is actaully the sister of the lead singer of Weezer.

L0L

animegirl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages animegirl

This looks like a medieval fashion police shirt. Add "Halt in the name of fashion" on the front, and "Medieval Fashion Police" on the back and you're all set.

kristinp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kristinp

How could you NOT get the reference?
And how could you NOT buy this shirt?

stunngun


quality posts: 1 Private Messages stunngun
kristinp wrote:How could you NOT get the reference?
And how could you NOT buy this shirt?



I suppose I pull the latter off by having a desire to spend my money on things that are worthy of it. Everybody's doin' it. You should try it.

mjc613


quality posts: 47 Private Messages mjc613

I would have made my DH very happy with this shirt, if you would carry the larger sizes as you've been promising.

ajsweedl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ajsweedl

it's not as good a design as the "snakebite" or a few others before that. I am also curious what it has to do with chain mail...it's hard to decipher the drawings meaning

ajsweedl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ajsweedl
stunngun wrote:I suppose I pull the latter off by having a desire to spend my money on things that are worthy of it. Everybody's doin' it. You should try it.



I agree. Not spending my $10 bucks on this one. But I check every day...so, did one of the comments explain the artwork on the shirt yet?

ajsweedl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ajsweedl
animegirl wrote:This looks like a medieval fashion police shirt. Add "Halt in the name of fashion" on the front, and "Medieval Fashion Police" on the back and you're all set.



I like this comment...witty. Good job.

anaphora


quality posts: 0 Private Messages anaphora

I'm somewhere in between "that's ridiculous" and "looks cool but i'd never spend $10 on it" -- this is the best one so far!

ajsweedl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ajsweedl
AlaskanSoccer wrote:Its a parody of the lyrics to the Weezer song "Undone".

"If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor (lying on the floor)
I've come undone "

Pretty good song too.


song sounds way way better than the shirt, but I guess, I would need to hear the melody...

ajsweedl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ajsweedl
SKLion wrote:Yay for Weezer reference, but that won't save the shirt.

Pass.



agreed. Sorry I didn't understand the weezer reference sooner. what type of music do they play?