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Man-Boy

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
rowdy25
Last Wooter to Woot:
jerrykimmel
Last Purchase:
7 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
808

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 10% second woot
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  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 14% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Ifergott


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ifergott

woot chose a good shirt to launch 3xl

now hopefully all the fatty-bo-batties will shut up

cmaccoy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cmaccoy

Hahahahahaha thats silly ;-). But thanks woot, finally a geek shirt.. I might buy it if i'm tempted. It seems a bit much honestly.. a lil over the top.. but meh..

grimor


quality posts: 7 Private Messages grimor

woohoo 3xl


Woots: 121 Items: 236-2 Last Woot: 05/07/2012 Woot Wage: $4,559.41

NoRoadtrippin


quality posts: 1 Private Messages NoRoadtrippin

i like it. but i dunno that id wear it. cool that they expanded the size range.

Oh, the money I could have saved....

lukekim91


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lukekim91

i need an XS for my little bro.

just a lil man that loves to draw and look at people's drawings...

roadmasta


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadmasta

Who on earth would put this on?

TODD CONNOLLY

Mymil


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Mymil

Heh, this is pretty funny. It reminds me of those action figures of characters like a librarian, Freud, Cleopatra, etc. The librarian has 'real shushing action'! This shirt design would make a pretty excellent addition to those action figures.

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imallergictoaids


quality posts: 0 Private Messages imallergictoaids

wow........ i cant believe this is what i waited all day for woot has been letting me down lately.... im hurt

jmunger


quality posts: 14 Private Messages jmunger

A good shirt for a Con. In for one.

JohnQ118


quality posts: 2 Private Messages JohnQ118
shirt.woot wrote:Men's 3XL and ladies XL sizes now available.


Everyone is HAPPY now.

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HateMail


quality posts: 0 Private Messages HateMail

I love his bag labeled with "L0L" just rocks

yathink2


quality posts: 4 Private Messages yathink2

THEY HAVE 3X NOW YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



gochr1s


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gochr1s

way to cave to the "powerful" obese lobby, woot...

riffmaster18


quality posts: 5 Private Messages riffmaster18

pretty funny... wouldn't wear it though


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KeplerNiko


quality posts: 3 Private Messages KeplerNiko

That's just a weird shirt. I was sketched out by the title (think NAMBLA), and the design itself lacks cleverness or subtlety. Woot! shirts are generally good for non-mainstream sarcastic humor or the like, but I'll definitely be passing on this one.

shadymailman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shadymailman

epic lulz!, cashing in on american obesity...woohoo!

maxrfb


quality posts: 8 Private Messages maxrfb
Ifergott wrote:woot chose a good shirt to launch 3xl

now hopefully all the fatty-bo-batties will shut up



And the tall people. Sizeist.

wow. I actually bought a Robot Elvis.
What was I thinking?

yathink2


quality posts: 4 Private Messages yathink2
gochr1s wrote:way to cave to the "powerful" obese lobby, woot...



not obese just prefer my shirts loose



traildragon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages traildragon

what?! No XXS? What about us small asses, eh?

Kidding, kidding...

RikkiB


quality posts: 1 Private Messages RikkiB

Awesome tee

princessproton


quality posts: 0 Private Messages princessproton

I keep almost buying this but then I read the Man-Boy part again and think of NAMBLA.

Edit: Glad I wasn't the only one, cuz that would just be weird.

USE YOUR BRAIN. There are zombies that go without.

alboneus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alboneus
Ifergott wrote:woot chose a good shirt to launch 3xl

now hopefully all the fatty-bo-batties will shut up



LAWL ^^

Before free market economy, we eat potato each night for dinner. Now we have much money. We eat two potato each night for dinner. And on happy days, we eat salted pork from can.

Ifergott


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ifergott
maxrfb wrote:And the tall people. Sizeist.



i'm 6'7" and have 7 woot shirts.

m2n


quality posts: 0 Private Messages m2n

No-No-N0....... this is not right
pass

shaneberto


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shaneberto

This shirt and in 3XL, what are you saying shirtwoot?

No for me, not now, not ever.

jeriryan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeriryan

I was going to get it but it kinda weirds me out too with the "man-boy". The other guy mentioned NAMBLA, and that pretty much sums it up.

"Sea Turtles..." "Aye, sea turtles." "And what did he use for rope?" "Human hair, from my back."

adnanrules


quality posts: 0 Private Messages adnanrules

Check it out...these shirts now fit fatties too. I mean people with "glandular" problems...oh yeah...and people who are big(muscular-not fatties).

'Beauty is woot, woot beauty,—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'

mortong


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mortong

Wow. Way to give in to, yet at the same time mock the desperate pleadings of the small shirt splitters.

ChristanEff


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ChristanEff

Would've liked XXX for the Sputnik shirt.
Will there be retroactive XXXing or no?

rolfedaus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rolfedaus
lukekim91 wrote:i need an XS for my little bro.



I bought American Samuri and Brain Freeze for my 6 year old in Women's Small. I take the hem up a couple inches and it is the same size as his kid's size 6 shirts. Which also explains why the women's Ts are a difficult fit if one is at all busty

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

The shirt is pretty much made of awful, but the description is the best snide humour I've read in a long time. Thank you for that, woot.

Spidie2000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Spidie2000

nice, in for my 4th shirt. go geek doody!

thebuggalo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages thebuggalo

sorry

adnanrules


quality posts: 0 Private Messages adnanrules
Ifergott wrote:woot chose a good shirt to launch 3xl

now hopefully all the fatty-bo-batties will shut up



I actually call them "fatty-boom-batties"...but nice use of it.

I salwoot you, lfergott!

'Beauty is woot, woot beauty,—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'

iifeisgoodii


quality posts: 0 Private Messages iifeisgoodii

Yea it's funny but I don't think I'd wear it..

rancidkangaroo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rancidkangaroo

ha-ha. great description woot writer. way to be brutally honest.

qvtqht


quality posts: 1 Private Messages qvtqht

Ok, I'm passing on this shirt because I'll never wear it, but I have to say that the attention to detail on that design is amazing.

scrounds


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scrounds

don't think for me but I'm sure this one 'll sell out fast!

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja
princessproton wrote:I keep almost buying this but then I read the Man-Boy part again and think of NAMBLA.

Edit: Glad I wasn't the only one, cuz that would just be weird.


Damn it!

I almost bought one of these glorious shirts, until that was pointed out.