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Try Me

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.000s
First Sucker:
adviljunky
Last Wooter to Woot:
sweetmd
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 26% of Shirt Woots
Top 48% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
345

Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
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Cherrypicker


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Cherrypicker

2nd chance sales begin the day after originally offered, for an extra $5. Available shirts are from current and prior week, plus the 20 highest sellers of the remainders.
Also see Day of Reckoning FAQ, and Wikipedia w00t.shirts (last updated on Nov 12)


Current Week:
4282 = Try Me
4275 = Cassette Taps
4270 = The Thing That Scoots
4266 = Entrance Ramp for the Soul Expressway
4265 = The Creative Thought Process (Derby 16 Third Place)
4260 = Diversity (Derby 16 Runner-Up)
Prior Week:
4222 = Survival Tracking Guide (Derby 16 Winner)
4200 = Plump Horse
4146 = Shrimp Buffet!
4141 = Take Me Out
4133 = Floating Squishy
4132 = USA 2145 (Derby 15 Third Place)
4131 = Touring With The Big G (Derby 15 Runner-Up)
RSVP -- Reckoning Survivors Very Purchaseable:
01 Say No To Scurvy (Derby 14 Winner)
02 Ain't No Party Like A Boston Party (Derby 15 Winner)
03 Cool Breeze (Derby 7 Winner)
04 Candy Corn Cannibalism (Derby 13 Runner-Up)
05 Счастливый Пятидесятый День рождения!
06 Camisa de los Muertos
07 The Cake is a Liar (Derby 14 Runner-Up)
08 Close Encounters of the 2-D Kind (Derby 12 Winner)
09 Zombie Season (Derby 6 Winner)
10 Wave Function
11 GI Metro
12 Pumpkin and Ghost (Derby 13 Winner)
13 Chicago Skyline (Derby 10 Runner-up)
14 Sugar BSOD (Derby 14 Third Place)
15 Decomposition (Derby 7 Third Place)
16 Dramatic Jackalope (Derby 11 Winner)
17 Capture of the Puffaluffs (Derby 11 Runner-up)
19 Urban Meltdown (Derby 10 Winner)
18 Nobody’s Perfect
20 Uh-Oh
SPECIAL EXEMPTION - available until further notice:
shirt.w00t! Launch

RIP -- Reckoned Into Perpetuity:
BreakfasTopo (Derby 4 Winner) -- Late Halloween Night (Derby 13 Third Place) -- Pirate Penguin (Derby 8 Winner) -- Circumlocution -- Yokohama -- Wagoneer -- For The Birds -- Sucka -- ApeLad -- Autumn Breeze (Derby 9 Third Place) -- Backyard Brawl -- Follow The Leader (Derby 12 Runner-Up) -- Die or Treat -- Unatomy -- Ghosts -- Sun Decay (Derby 12 Third Place) -- Fire Swallower -- Hot Wings -- Avocado Man -- Escape of the Puffaluffs (Derby 11 Third Place) -- Four Out Of Five Monsters Agree -- Vaejovis Spinigeris -- Sk8scape -- Sore Thumbs -- Go Rock Beat Paper(Derby 6 Third Place) -- Concrete Cityscape (Derby 10 Third Place) -- Thumb War -- Man-Boy -- Bird-Powered Robot -- Lady of Spain, Matadore You -- The Rustic -- Chimpanzee Robusto -- Sea Chimp -- Suicidal Maple Leaf (Derby 9 Winner) -- RTFO -- Summer To Fall (Derby 9 Runner-up) -- Oh Well -- Panda Polo (Derby 6 Runner-up) -- Bushidō (Derby 8 Runner-up) -- Pencildelic -- More Skulls -- Stop Digital Piracy (Derby 8 Third Place) -- Perched Among Blossoms -- Brain Freeze -- Bats! -- Jellyfishalicious (Derby 5 Winner) -- Mental Notes (Derby 7 Runner-up) -- Loved By The Sea -- Sewer Monster -- Deer By Numbers -- L'Homme à L'Intérieur du Chat --Snake Bouquet -- Skatetown -- Reality Isn't For Everyone (Derby 3 Winner) -- The Organic Light Beam (Derby 5 Runner-up) -- Son of Kabuki -- Sunset Tree (Derby 5 Third Place) -- Day Off -- Ka-Boom -- Green Space -- Stereo From Above -- Unhappy Meeting (Derby 2 Co-winner) -- Rat Rod -- Duct Tape Man -- See-Sawlitude --Threat Level: Doctorow -- Snowmen In Heat (Derby 2 Co-winner) -- Driving To Work -- If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail -- Pirate Trip -- Hello Squidbucket! -- Nerdy Laundry -- American Samurai -- Cube One (Derby 1 Winner) -- Too Hungry -- Scales & Bubbles -- Sci-Fi Weenie Roast -- Robot Service -- The Must-See Comedy Shirt of the Summer -- Word Problem -- This Here’s My Unicorn-Huntin’ Gun

Alvysyngr


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Alvysyngr

uhhhh cute a week ago but not for AFTER turkey day

Ozzie2191


quality posts: 52 Private Messages Ozzie2191

No thanks...but these holiday shirts really need to be released ahead of the holiday so we can have them for it!

**Witty signature fail**Out of cheese error**Redo from start**

grimor


quality posts: 7 Private Messages grimor

should of had this a week ago so it'd be here to wear tomorrow, otherwise, this is just dumb


Woots: 121 Items: 236-2 Last Woot: 05/07/2012 Woot Wage: $4,559.41

LiveHiFi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LiveHiFi

Not a fan of the color. No thanks. Though, the holiday spirit is certainly there.

sasukechaos


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sasukechaos

That'd be a no. Looking forward to eating you, or a relative of you soon though.

Subtle...

PeterBB


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PeterBB

I love the idea, but I'm not sold on the execution. Something about the lack of anything resembling hands to grip the weapons with.

Also, why wait till thanksgiving day to sell it? Even overnighting it won't get it here in time.

goldfishinapicklejar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goldfishinapicklejar

Wow, that is absurd. That turkey could tenderize some meat with those weapons, surely that's all he would do... unless... wait... you're not suggesting turkeys could be violent menaces to society... are you?

klumzykiz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages klumzykiz

What is the point of having a thankgiving theme shirt that you can wear until 5 days after the holiday. This should have been at least 2 days ago to give us a chance.

rdonley11


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rdonley11

Would have been nice to wear for Thanksgiving. A little late now.

HarryBeanbag


quality posts: 35 Private Messages HarryBeanbag

This would have been had they offered this one last week so we could wear it on Thanksgiving

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

Amusing, but too cartoony for me. Still, I like that it's absurd enough to be, technically, a year-round shirt (because on a shirt, what's the difference between a turkey and a chicken, anyway?)

That said, this, like most of the hallowoots, will probably be a quick reckoning

Heerena


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Heerena

Meh. Try it again before thanksgiving. Thanks anyway but i'll pass.

s7yl33


quality posts: 0 Private Messages s7yl33

would have been good three days ago

I like it, but I doont want to order just to wait another YEAR to be able to wear again...

Scratch_P


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Scratch_P

Nice Timing! Not....

BansheeDauntle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BansheeDauntle

Woot, please, let users create shirts for holidays.... 7 of the 10 reckoned shirts are user created designs...

jlm1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jlm1

That shirt made me wish I was vegetarian!

StevieT


quality posts: 3 Private Messages StevieT

This can go in the closet for 364 days i guess. way to wait until thanksgiving to sell this shirt. Fail

mrblaack


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrblaack

i'm all for silly but that doesn't even make sense.

Buck Mulligan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Buck Mulligan

This is a turkey alright.

rocktest


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rocktest

Your 'Feel Lucky Pilgrim?' title would've fit better than 'Try Me'

ackmondual


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ackmondual

condition: Undercooked
product(s): 1 Cream Woot Tee (4282)

IMO, making this T avail AFTER thanksgiving doesn't hav a significant impact. Only loss is u wouldn't be able to wear it to T-day dinner, and even thena, i suspect many of us would be wearing anything a 'lil more formal than that. It still works well wearing it AFTER the fact.

My gripe with the shirt..... great idea/concept, but it could've been better executed... as in be more menacing. The turkey looks like it's just strollin' along or lolly-gagging. Doesn'[t look like it's in for a real fight at all (if I were to ever see a headless, skinned turkey pick a fight)

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hiirocklo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hiirocklo

snort! cool but last week haha u guys are slacking or something???

freakshowlee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages freakshowlee

haha...Humane Society side deal.

hermanbaggins


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hermanbaggins

i think its funny but wouldnt wear it snort!

aZTEKv2


quality posts: 2 Private Messages aZTEKv2

snort!

happy holidays fellow wooters. =]

mathematician22


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mathematician22

It's a lame shirt even if it HAD BEEN on time for Thanksgiving. Heres hoping teh X-mas shirts will be better... and posted NOW, so we can get them BEFORE the holiday.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
mathematician22 wrote:It's a lame shirt even if it WAS on time for Thanksgiving. Heres hoping teh X-mas shirts will be better... and posted NOW, so we can get them BEFORE the holiday.



I'll go out on a limb and call a "holiday" week starting Wednesday the 19th and going until Tuesday the 25th, much like they did for Hallowoot. I say "holiday" because Christmas is a religious holiday, so it's likely that they'll have one or two legit christmas designs, maybe a Hanukkah one, and a number of simply "wintry" designs sprinkled in throughout, so as not to ostracize the non-Christian population that haven't decided that Christmas should be a secularized celebration of wanton consumerism.

Woot will do what woot will do, and while I understand the perks to having a shirt in your hands for the holiday it corresponds to, the way they go about it simply makes more sense for a deal-a-day site. Or, to put it another way, do you really want to wake up on christmas morning and see a new years shirt on the front page instead of a christmas one?

rideincircles


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rideincircles

I shot two turkeys last weekend. They werent very menacing.
Happy Thanksgiving!

KidGrenouille


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KidGrenouille
AdderXYU wrote:I'll go out on a limb and call a "holiday" week starting Wednesday the 19th and going until Tuesday the 25th ... it's likely that they'll have one or two legit christmas designs, maybe a Hanukkah one



Hannukah is early this year.

slicedoranges


quality posts: 0 Private Messages slicedoranges
mrblaack wrote:i'm all for silly but that doesn't even make sense.


I think it's absurd that you don't get it.

brandonvmoore


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brandonvmoore

So you're selling a Thanksgiving that you can only receive AFTER Thanksgiving. That is pretty freakn dumb. I realize what I just said has already been said about 25 times, but I'm just so amazed by how stupid this is that I couldn't keep myself from saying it again.

djmixt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages djmixt

Congrats- you have a shirt 10 people might accidentally buy because they missed the note saying it won't arrive on time.

herman16


quality posts: 0 Private Messages herman16

The description text was pretty freaking hilarious - and I see once or twice in the year when this would be pretty pertinent attire. The rest of the time though, it's strange without being particularly appealing. So I'm passing this time.

operationjake


quality posts: 0 Private Messages operationjake

Gross.

Stark


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Stark

Holy shit, who knew there were so many people who buy shirts that they only plan on wearing one day a year? Not only is that ridiculous, but wearing the same shirt on the same calendar day every year would indicate to whomever you see only one day a year that you're boring and probably retarded.

But go ahead and complain that you can't wear this shirt until next year. Because it says Thanksgiving on it or something.

StrayNostalgia


quality posts: 2 Private Messages StrayNostalgia

Cute, cute. This would be equally cool as a Christmas ham.

StrayNostalgia


quality posts: 2 Private Messages StrayNostalgia

Says the man with ZERO woots.

brandonvmoore wrote:So you're selling a Thanksgiving that you can only receive AFTER Thanksgiving. That is pretty freakn dumb. I realize what I just said has already been said about 25 times, but I'm just so amazed by how stupid this is that I couldn't keep myself from saying it again.

sparky0913


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sparky0913

1. it is probably in poor taste to wear this at thanksgiving dinner
2. it is probably not a good enough looking or funny enough shirt to wear any other time
3. 'try me' would be funny, if the shirt wasn't also saying to the world 'In the realm of animals, I am the roasted headless turkey'

just all wrong, but eh... you'll get it right eventually woot. just make it derby shirts for 5+ days a week