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2008: I'm working to fix broken links (stuff no longer there) in my posts. If it doesn't work in a reply, go to the original post.

2014: Fixing links


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Elf Yourself


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Simon Sez Santa


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A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says,

"What denomination?" The woman says,

"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."


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Dancing Santa


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zea3 wrote:



Does he know you posted that????

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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dontwantaname wrote:Does he know you posted that????


SSSSSHHHHHHH!

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zea3 wrote:SSSSSHHHHHHH!



Yep, that is what I thought!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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dontwantaname wrote:Yep, that is what I thought!


He's still young, he won't mind!

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zea3 wrote:He's still young, he won't mind!



But there are older brothers to tell him to be mad!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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Dreidl Game Rap

FYI: How to play the Dreidel game. Interesting. I never knew.


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pooflady wrote:Daj, are you going to be able to keep this up for four more weeks?

Gee, I dunno. Maybe some people could HELP!


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Another cool snowflake maker (2D and 3D)


Edit: Hey, this must have been my 1000th post! Woo Hoo!!!!

Does this make me a PW?

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JoeDeeDee wrote:Another cool snowflake maker (2D and 3D)


Edit: Hey, this must have been my 1000th post! Woo Hoo!!!!

Does this make me a PW?



Sure does. CONGRATULATIONS!!!






The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

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pooflady wrote:Sure does. CONGRATULATIONS!!!






Thanks!

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JoeDeeDee wrote:Does this make me a PW?


Let's see...starting from July '05 to now...hell, that's hardly once per day.

//Whore indeed...phft! ;^D

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mwiseman wrote:Let's see...starting from July '05 to now...hell, that's hardly once per day.

//Whore indeed...phft! ;^D



Heh, I guess you're right.

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Like every pilot, Santa is required to take a periodic proficiency test from the FAA. On the day of the test, Santa meets his examiner and is surprised to see him carrying a hunting rifle.

"What's that for?" asked Santa.

"Well, I'm not supposed to tell you this," replied the examiner, "but you are about to lose an engine on takeoff."

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JoeDeeDee wrote:Heh, I guess you're right.




CONGRATULATIONS JoeDeeDee! NOW YOU ARE A WHORE!

(bet you never thought that would be something you wanted to hear!)



**************





******

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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dontwantaname wrote:CONGRATULATIONS JoeDeeDee! NOW YOU ARE A WHORE!

(bet you never thought that would be something you wanted to hear!)



**************





******



Thanks! My husband says it is sweet how you are welcoming me into the PW ranks. I responded, "They are always happy to have new people to play with!"

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JoeDeeDee wrote:Thanks! My husband says it is sweet how you are welcoming me into the PW ranks. I responded, "They are always happy to have new people to play with!"



We were all new sometime.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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dontwantaname wrote:We were all new sometime.



agreed. I used to have only 500 posts now I have over 2600! I remember first meeting with everyone. I am sure they laughed at me...*sighs*... what lovely memories.

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peglegwookie wrote:agreed. I used to have only 500 posts now I have over 2600! I remember first meeting with everyone. I am sure they laughed at me...*sighs*... what lovely memories.


Adm. Wookie,
I think I remember my first post, but I don't know where it is.

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pooflady wrote:Had a lot of practice getting to a glass of bubbly, huh?



I got to about 600 or so before my laughing made me fall off the damn roof. Oh man that was funny.

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terrimeyers wrote:Merry Christmas from the meyers family. 3 of the 4 meyers children.
Those elfin Meyers kids

First thing I thought of was south park.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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Also this one:



Snoopy vs the Red Baron by the Royal Guardsmen[/url]


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysI1SzusIOc&feature=related

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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Whose Line is it Anyway - Christmas Hoedown


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Create a gingerbread man


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Old Fruity Pebbles Christmas Commerical


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The Politically Correct Office Holiday Party


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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's."


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In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You damn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said

"See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"


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My Sister's Christmas Rum Cake

Every year around this time, my sister makes an attempt to create what she says is her masterpiece of culinary delight (in fact, she usually makes two or three attempts) but alas, I have yet to sample even a tiny morsel of it.

Here is the recipe she uses:

1 or 2 quarts rum baking powder
1c. butter 1tsp. soda
1tsp. sugar lemon juice
2 large eggs brown sugar
1c. dried fruit nuts


Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it?

Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.

Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again.

Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest quality-- try another cup. Open second quart, if necessary.

Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter which).

Sample the rum again. Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice.

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can find. Wix mell.

Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.

Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the rum again, and bo to bed.

Now you know why.....


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