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Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s
First Sucker:
operationjake
Last Wooter to Woot:
zarkkon
Last Purchase:
4 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 21% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
544

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 11% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Computertechno


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Computertechno

Random...very random.

Fritzthakat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Fritzthakat

one at the bottom appears to be packin' heat





in his wee wee

klswoot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages klswoot

Whimsy, goofy, fun.... I kind of like it. It has a different shape to it too!

citizendane


quality posts: 0 Private Messages citizendane

what the hell are those things?

jawnaw2000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jawnaw2000

Stupid. The quality has fallen in recent attempts.

Allegro100


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Allegro100

Sorry, too creepy for me.

More gray shirts, though!

zhalfirin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zhalfirin

uhhh... interesting is all i gotta say, and use less of this color

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 41 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

WHAT IS this? realllly?

thesamurai


quality posts: 1 Private Messages thesamurai

The internet is made of pipes.

jonthemiller


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jonthemiller

I'd get it if I hadn't bought 2 shirts in the past week.

goldfishinapicklejar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goldfishinapicklejar

I love it, except for the diamond shape... It reminds me of those little forest creatures from Princess Mononoke.... Too bad it's a giant diamond...

rchan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rchan

The heck is that creature.

cmaccoy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cmaccoy

Pretty odd.. I don't quite know what i'm looking at..

rgrcabbage


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rgrcabbage

Hmm. No... and I don't get it. Shucks!

Crambe repetita.

CuterThanYou


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CuterThanYou

Very... odd. Not exactly BAD, persay, but odd all the same.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I'm more curious as to if this came from a recent derby or just something they had in the works and files elsewhere.

madcran


quality posts: 2 Private Messages madcran

Let's keep the male genitalia jokes to a minimum please. ;-)

vishneda


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vishneda

The pattern derby entry that jumped the queue

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

I was actually begging to not like tonight's woot, since I'll likely be buying one from the derby.

Thanks, Woot! This is interesting to look at, what with all the different creatures, but not at all purchasable

ogoog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ogoog

the characters are a little too abstract for me..

geekfactor12


quality posts: 11 Private Messages geekfactor12

The line about Keith Haring in Wackyland seriously cracked me up

Pretty good descriptor for the shirt, but the asphalt kills the purchase for me- I think my last 3 or 4 new shirts were that color (Design By Humans prints way too much on that color lately, ha).

Stark


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Stark

I live in South Florida, and the name Calvert sounds familiar, but I can't place it.

rangerlg


quality posts: 8 Private Messages rangerlg

Um, no. This looks very odd.

ssmla1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ssmla1

finally! a shirt that just completly confuses me and makes me wonder why i bothered staying up tonight

AnGeLiCbOrIs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages AnGeLiCbOrIs

Not that I have a dirty mind or anything but there is something very very perverted about this shirt.

HarryBeanbag


quality posts: 35 Private Messages HarryBeanbag

Looks kind of phallic in a Freudian type of way.

Alvysyngr


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Alvysyngr

I would buy one but I have to budget myself these days

I have 3 shirts on the way as is....

vishneda


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vishneda
HarryBeanbag wrote:Looks kind of phallic in a Freudian type of way.


And yet, ironically conditioned as Neutered

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja

Is this what you would see while on 'cid? :-O

ruskayamafia


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ruskayamafia

Seriously... whoever made this was trippin quite literally.



tbug84


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tbug84

I got one, just thought Detroit and motor city, guess it's good for me until I move.

ElectricFever


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ElectricFever

ugh I can't tell if I really want this shirt.

It's pretty crazy. I like it. yes? maybe?

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
geekfactor12 wrote:The line about Keith Haring in Wackyland seriously cracked me up



Sometimes, the woot description is just as artful, if not more, than the shirt itself. And I love that.

chuckles the clown


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chuckles the clown

salt and pepper shakers...
bongs...
motorcycle pipes...
amputees awaiting limbs...
oddly anableptic eyes...
Hironymus Bosch meets junkyard...
strange diamond formation...
cool.

secretservice


quality posts: 2 Private Messages secretservice

It seems that many of the designs that I really like lately are printed on asphalt shirts and, as much as I like that color, I simply can't buy another one.

Is it just me, or does woot and its designers seem to be particularly enamored with asphalt?

lunchbx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lunchbx

One word comes to mind, drugs.

CHRISTMAS CRAP.

etherealstrife


quality posts: 0 Private Messages etherealstrife

Whoa. Trippy. Already blew my shirt funds on the BoS or I'd be in for 1. I kinda like it.

WonderWooter


quality posts: 6 Private Messages WonderWooter

I feel as though they are indecent, though there is no direct proof of that. Perhaps this is a shirt of interpretation and while I see weird creepy alien things, someone else may see beautiful butterflies.

Maybe I should hum a nice ballad and drink a refreshing herbal tea . . .then I might see the butterflies

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

mattmartell


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mattmartell
WonderWooter wrote:I feel as though they are indecent, though there is no direct proof of that. Perhaps this is a shirt of interpretation and while I see weird creepy alien things, someone else may see beautiful butterflies.

Maybe I should hum a nice ballad and drink a refreshing herbal tea . . .then I might see the butterflies



LSD probably makes the butterflies appear too.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then flingest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."