Okay.
I made a second attempt at getting the Critical Hit shirt. WM was a total and complete fail, since it fits like one of those one-size-fits-no-one free promotional tshirts you get from the radio station booths at the state fair.
So I got myself a kids' size 8. Guess what? Another effing bust. It is just the right amount of snug around the bust, but is way too short. I was hoping it would be the kind of short that is easily rectified by wearing a camisole underneath, but no such luck. It just makes my torso look like that of a Lego person's.
SO. I have the following shirts up for sale or trade:
Critical Hit - WM (Anvil)
Critical Hit - K8
The Binge - WM (AA)
I wear a WM in AA, and who the f*** knows what I wear in Anvil. The only other option is the kids size 10, so that I guess.
This is extremely disappointing. I almost don't even want to bother with shirt.woot anymore, but I might give it another try if there's a design I absolutely love.
I absolutely love Critical Hit, and I am kind of crushed that I tried and failed TWICE to get one that fits. Ridiculous. And yes, I consulted the size chart. But of course you can't send it back, so if no one else wants it, eBay is my last resort.
What a waste of money.