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I Can Has Dreidel?

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allgoodshirts


quality posts: 0 Private Messages allgoodshirts




Here's the link to buy this one: http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=4323

mergedwarrior


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mergedwarrior

Does not fit religion.

Please, more lolcats though.

OK. I lied. It's such a trap.

quirken


quality posts: 0 Private Messages quirken

hohoho!, that's really funny

but i wouldn't wear it

Ledbetterus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ledbetterus

annnnnnnnnnnnd there's the first cat shirt.. was wondering when they would have one since everyone decides to post these pics during a woot off, ALL DAY LONG...

afk

Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."

imshadow22


quality posts: 1 Private Messages imshadow22

NOO!!!! I never thought that Woot! would go as low as the LOLCATS.

Revalos


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Revalos

Really? Of all the LOLcats a shirt could have on it...this is the one?

xxbplxx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xxbplxx

Would someone care to explain what this means? Maybe I'm just tired ... but I haven't a clue.

CuterThanYou


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CuterThanYou

Would be funnier if I were Jewish, I guess.

Xylitol


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Xylitol
allgoodshirts wrote:



Isn't there already a place in woot where you can order old teachers
something with "friends" in the URL

csm11


quality posts: 0 Private Messages csm11

If I were Jewish, I'd be in for one.

dphizz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dphizz

if i celebrated hanukah, i'd be on this, but not in the way where i think this is funny, but because ironically i have a jewish friend who effing hates the the whole lolcat meme

Buck Mulligan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Buck Mulligan

Bad graphic. Poor PS cut.

Semi-funny.

jeff318


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeff318

Too bad the shirts won't arrive until Valentine's Day.

Ozzie2191


quality posts: 52 Private Messages Ozzie2191

The religeous overtones aside, I'm not Jewish, so someone who is could you answer this: how early from the holiday is this? Considering shirt.woot's record, it's tomorrow.

**Witty signature fail**Out of cheese error**Redo from start**

k4r3n2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages k4r3n2

Wow, possibly the lamest Woot I could've stayed up for. I guess I should've been doing homework, maybe a few more hours and LOLCats will actually be funny...

Samiam303


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Samiam303

I'm TOTALLY buying this tomorrow morning. Lolcats + Hanukkah = epic win.

XxTheOnexX


quality posts: 0 Private Messages XxTheOnexX

it.....is...PERFECT!

us jews need some woot! lovin too!

Happy Hannakah!

Random Crap : 8/30/07, 11/16/07, 4/1/09, 10/21/10
Bag of Coal : 12/6/11, 12/13/14
Santa's Sack of Crap : 12/25/11
10,000 Craps Under the Sea : 11/28/14

allgoodshirts


quality posts: 0 Private Messages allgoodshirts
Xylitol wrote:Isn't there already a place in woot where you can order old teachers
something with "friends" in the URL



They don't make it easy to find. Just trying to make it easier.

etherealstrife


quality posts: 0 Private Messages etherealstrife

"i can has cheezburger?" would've been perfect

Golden opportunity missed, woot

bagbiter


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bagbiter

POMG. In for 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TALK ABOUT BALLOONS I COMMAND IT
-XVI

klswoot


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japanesegorilla wrote:What the heck?

Another weird looking cat design. Maybe show a little love and post a weird looking dog one too. Be fair and balanced!

nond


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Very cute and a good portrayal of the webernets of today.

Buck Mulligan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Buck Mulligan
Xylitol wrote:Isn't there already a place in woot where you can order old teachers
something with "friends" in the URL



I wouldn't pay anything for my old teachers. Let them rot with the lunch ladies.

outunderstars


quality posts: 0 Private Messages outunderstars

this is just awful. I wonder what type of awful shirts woot must currently have for THIS one to be the best they have to offer.

Lame.

klumzykiz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages klumzykiz
csm11 wrote:If I were Jewish, I'd be in for one.


As a Jew this is Still an awful shirt

midman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages midman

I is LMAO! Great stuff here. I guess you had to be here to get it...

eyeslikesugar


quality posts: 2 Private Messages eyeslikesugar

In for two! =D

-James Cho -EdgarRMcherly Shirt.Woot.Com - Ye Oldest Sucker - 2009

klswoot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages klswoot
SasaVtec wrote:my god who voted to get this printed come on woot something cool not lame



These aren't derby entries anymore. These are woot's regular shirts of the day.

shappyofdoom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shappyofdoom

I am jewish and this is the best shirt I've seen on woot.

crisuskeer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crisuskeer

Wow .. my German shepherd could have come up with that shirt.

Some artist is going to make a profit from this?


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alexraiber


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alexraiber

Guys, its the first night of Channukah, hence the dreidel.
Im jewish, i got a laugh out of this one, but, erm, im not gonna buy it. :P

Stark


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Stark

The only way Woot! could offer such a great shirt last night and retain karmic balance is to offer a shirt the next night with an LOLcat.

*is a member of the internet*

bluewave12


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bluewave12

I don't know if I'd wear this, but it is L-O-L funny! My friend just sent me a link today that may help people... or not.

http://lolcatz.wordpress.com/

starkstatic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages starkstatic

Lolcats..... :|

outunderstars


quality posts: 0 Private Messages outunderstars
alexraiber wrote:Guys, its the first night of Channukah, hence the dreidel.
Im jewish, i got a laugh out of this one, but, erm, im not gonna buy it. :P




Who cares when the shirt won't even arrive until January?

hiirocklo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hiirocklo

lmao this beets the chanukah song ... i got mines with fast shipping.

MarianDallas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MarianDallas

LOLcats suck. Today, so does Woot.

robalesi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robalesi

Here's one Roman Catholic that is purchasing and will wear this shirt.

screagles


quality posts: 2 Private Messages screagles

aww how cool, but im n0ot jewish