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We Wish You An Ugly Christmas

Speed to First Woot:
59m 7.000s
First Sucker:
snowwhtllama
Last Wooter to Woot:
maquarrie
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 4% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2619

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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wizard7926


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wizard7926

*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race.

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AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

I call shenanigans, sir.

Also, this is pretty hideous, and didn't threadless have an equally hideous knit style shirt?

FlamingoNut


quality posts: 12 Private Messages FlamingoNut

Ain't that the truth!

jagrjones


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jagrjones

Ugly as sin.

Narnian


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Narnian

Oh my... :-p

R they serious????

I am floored......wow.

RobGlenn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RobGlenn

I love you woot.

allawayr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages allawayr

Hahaha - very funny, woot.

karmatir


quality posts: 0 Private Messages karmatir

Dude. Wow. Nuff said.

nicihanger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nicihanger

That's.... kind of amazing.
I wish I had an Ugly Christmas Sweater party to go to.

[16 tacky] - 4 Bag of Coal
[12 wine]
[11 shirt] - 6x3 random
[3 sellout]

goldfishinapicklejar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goldfishinapicklejar

oh my gosh, this is hilarious. I wonder how few/many this will sell because of how hideous it is.

BansheeDauntle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BansheeDauntle

Why? Please explain why you would sell a shirt that won't sell out? Do you just not want to do your jobs? I am, thats completely understandable...

dopey5007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dopey5007

That one line from Family guy comes to mind


~D

gnrbasketcase


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gnrbasketcase

Wow, it's ugly as reindeer droppings and I've noticed something, why does shirt.woot always sell holiday themed shirts on the day of the holiday instead of a few days or a week before the holiday so you can wear the holiday themed shirts on that holiday since you wouldn't wear it any other day...........


wow.... is it just me or are shirt.woot shirts just basically reindeer droppings in general? i haven't seen anything i really like in a long time, i've got three shirts from shirt.woot, the launch tee, the day off, and the random shirt... and i shoulda know i would get reindeer droppings from the random shirt... i ended up with the smurfing BATS BATS BATS! shirt...

most of my shirts have been from threadless or uneetee lately...

ablong


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ablong

Dude... This shirt is perfect. It's absolutely perfect. The ugly sweater T-Shirt should've been available well BEFORE Christmas though. I would've rocked that out Christmas day just for the laughs.

ddraj


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ddraj

are you kidding me?

this was your ONLY good christmas shirt and i can't even wear it by christmas?!
you guys seriously screwed the woot this year. i would've bought at least 2 of these but since they'll be late, i'm out

the grinch must be running the woot sites these days because his heart is 3 times too small and 3 times not smart enough to put much worth wooting for christmas

Vilgrom


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Vilgrom
dopey5007 wrote:That one line from Family guy comes to mind



don we now our ebullient apparel?

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

this is so bad, I love it! But I'm not gonna wear it in february. If this was up 2 weeks ago, I woulda got it.

etherealstrife


quality posts: 0 Private Messages etherealstrife

Mod title up +1 insightful

pg5of16


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pg5of16

Best. Shirt. Ever.

Hah! This shirt gave me the black square. Thanks for the Christmas gift, woot!

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Liszt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Liszt

If this sells out, I'm starting a t-shirt business and making millions.

cheesesandwich


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cheesesandwich

Wonderously Gaudy! Can't wait to sport it.

Thanks for being funny woot.

CRWJumper


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CRWJumper

Bathysphere of Curmudgeons on woot tonight. Hurry!

There's no crap like WOOT! crap .

TVGenius


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TVGenius

Shouldn't the overnight orders be delivered Thursday? Doubt FedEx is picking these gems up on Christmas...

enterman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages enterman
pg5of16 wrote:Best. Shirt. Ever.


For. The. Blind.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
ablong wrote:Dude... This shirt is perfect. It's absolutely perfect. The ugly sweater T-Shirt should've been available well BEFORE Christmas though. I would've rocked that out Christmas day just for the laughs.



It makes sense only from a marketing standpoint to do this. They DID offer a christmas tee last week, tho, which could have been overnighted to you.

Fact is, woot likes them some calendar logic. Selling a christmas shirt two weeks prior would be like stumbling into a restaurant on March 1st and demanding corned beef and cabbage, because you wouldn't be around for St. Patrick's Day.

parkermc


quality posts: 23 Private Messages parkermc
CRWJumper wrote:Bathysphere of Curmudgeons on woot tonight. Hurry!



Oh, please. It sold out 12 minutes before you even posted here.

BTW, hooray for truth in advertising. That really is a hideous shirt. I might have to get one to wear next year - or sometime in January. Yes, yes, I live on the edge. hohoho!

MachoNacho


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MachoNacho

Ha ha don't you guys get it? They made that dreadfully hideous classic winter sweater into a t-shirt so you can wear it year round! It's brilliant... I'm in for one

CRWJumper


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CRWJumper

Goodnight Marci, and Merry Christmas.
(Didja get a Braille on Cookies?)

There's no crap like WOOT! crap .

goldfndr


quality posts: 1 Private Messages goldfndr

Aren't there TWELVE days of Christmas? Get overnight shipping and wear it seven consecutive days!

Alternatively, leave it in its bag for next year, those bags are pretty well sealed.

ElectricFever


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ElectricFever

<3 good stuff I love that it has sweater look and not just a plain design

WonderWooter


quality posts: 6 Private Messages WonderWooter

mmm, there is a difference between humor and wearable humor

this would look really cute on a younger guy with a 70's hairstyle, that wore corded corduroy pants/jacket ensemble with some loafers.

I however am a girl. With no loafers

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

IcyMagic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages IcyMagic

This is so ugly I couldn't even stand to continue looking at it under my regular screenname.

mikop168


quality posts: 9 Private Messages mikop168

I am sad since I missed Boot of Coal... but this almost make up for it.


Every fiber of my being are telling me not to buy this but oh man, so tempting...

zikzak


quality posts: 22 Private Messages zikzak

"2% bought 3"

what the... I wouldn't want to be on that person's gift list...

scifiak


quality posts: 3 Private Messages scifiak

I'm still in a ordering "holding pattern" ever since the Crap went up, next door.

I got one shirt, since my birthday was yesterday, on the 24th.

I believe it's my "waiting an entire year between my birthday and Christmas" Right to wear this shirt on my birthdays, so if people ever ask me "Doesn't it suck to have your birthday on Christmas Eve?" I'll just let them look at my green holiday shirt instead. L~O~L

annierose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages annierose

Wow. That is the pattern of a sweater my mother knitted for each of us (well, except the ones who got hand me downs before the moths did. Except she made them in a navy blue with red, orange, and green design.

I remember it exactly...she put a zipper in it...you just don't forget something that looks like that.

Wow. Some shirt! Who found my mother's pattern book?

Why?

psmurf


quality posts: 1 Private Messages psmurf

That is one very ugly-duckling shirt. Sorry Woot, I wouldn't wear it if it was free(w/shipping)... seriously.

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
Neil Peart(of Rush)

kriscad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kriscad
Liszt wrote:If this sells out, I'm starting a t-shirt business and making millions.



hahaha

michaana


quality posts: 0 Private Messages michaana

This is one of the best shirt.woots yet. Great job today, this is a really great shirt.