Josephus


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Schrobblehead wrote:I do ___k too much.



we don't need to know that.

Josephus


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kenney9226 wrote:

(edit: so long. I leave!)

mwiseman


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Josephus wrote:what a pain in the butt...you...really ought to get greased.

HiddenIdentity


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no1 wrote:if you're mousing with one hand and tickling a toddler with the other, that doesn't leave any hands for the ********.

gwp


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PemberDucky


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dontwantaname wrote:Well, he...can't last as long...anymore.

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dontwantaname


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PemberDucky wrote:


Oh, come on! That isn't even close to the original post!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

KtCallista


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dontwantaname wrote:Oh, come on! That isn't even close to the original post!



ah, but it is an accurate statement, ya gotta agree to that!

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

Beware the V'owls screech!

Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:Ack. Obviously I'd make a very poor woman.





HiddenIdentity


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Schrobblehead wrote:ASS IS FINE, I'M GOING WITH IT).

ThunderThighs


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dontwantaname wrote:How long was it?


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Josephus wrote:NICE ASS, SCHROBBLEHEAD.



WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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PemberDucky wrote:I just happened to hear the guys ****ing a co-worker ... and delighting in her squeals and squirms.


no1


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DA59 wrote:I'm ... all ... bush ... front & rear.


KtCallista


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FenStar wrote:My ass is sore. Stupid ...




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no1


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FenStar wrote:Only in the back, not in the front.

ThunderThighs


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AZGman wrote:I don't think it'll ... real long


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no1


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Josephus wrote:... I've fallen out!



i hate it when that happens.

Josephus


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DA59 wrote:He gets more anyway. So he's probably ___king.


SkekTek


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mwiseman wrote:Excuse me, but that was not an attempt at whoring for votes!



mwiseman wrote:Geez, you make it sound so dirty.




no1


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Josephus wrote:I'm really pleased by how well the water came out.



i always say this after i pee.

mwiseman


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Josephus wrote:works on feces too!

ShekTek


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extcat wrote:This thing it tiny.

SkekTek


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From the news article about Purdue's epic win against the evil Michigan State Sparties:

"Their big men are so big, and it's so hard when we're coming off their sphere screens because that's all they run"

HiddenIdentity


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Schrobblehead wrote: I WAS JUST GIVING YOU A $5 FOOTLONG

Schrobblehead


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HiddenIdentity wrote:



I was expecting you to go with a "hard footlong"

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

HiddenIdentity


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robinbalmer wrote: a snooty barista pulls a good creamy shot.

HiddenIdentity


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PeterPucker wrote:A moray eel has two pairs of ***s. The outer set holds onto its ****, and the inner set bites down and pulls it.

Josephus


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killingtime wrote:I feel sick to my stomach.

The Cure will be awarded the Godlike Geniuses award.

My stomach is in knots.



ugh. me too.

PemberDucky


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dontwantaname wrote:...licking the box.



hee.


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SkekTek


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no1 wrote:i would be ok with your mom watching you play with yourself



Josephus


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DA59 wrote: His dad was really hard.

HiddenIdentity


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IPDaly wrote:These are great when ***king in tight/dark places, like under the sink, ***king on the car, etc. I used one of these to light up a broad.

no1


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KtCallista wrote:I like my strawberry flavored ones, never seem to have the fishy problems.


HiddenIdentity


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kenney9226 wrote:I think but I can't confirm that I know that No1 has PMS.



undertow976


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"Is everyone on the bus? GOOD GREAT GRAND WONDERFUL . . .NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!"
- Chris Farley (as a busdriver) on Billy Madison

no1


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killingtime wrote:Bacon is for wusses.



stone the heathen!

HiddenIdentity


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pooflady wrote:They were all 20 minutes last night.




KtCallista wrote:Ah, I worked about 40 mins last night Poof



Josephus


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DA59 wrote:Morning all. Beautiful day in store for today. Got to drive topless yesterday afternoon and this morning!




FoxNews24 wrote:A rolling traffic jam across the city this evening as beauty drives topless




AMNews16 wrote:Perky woman stops traffic again this AM



!