Shirt.Woot

SailorButterfly wrote:Neither do his own posts in the thread...?

while rare, occasionally i will quote somebody else's post that i found interesting but not in the usual way.

no1 wrote:Nothing to misinterpret, I just liked this quote.

no1 wrote:

I for one have gotten many a chuckle from this thread

Iceback wrote:I for one have gotten many a ****kle from this thread

dontwantaname wrote:Ain't worth it to me to "do it" in the house anymore.

dontwantaname wrote:I rather [expletive deleted] than clean the bathroom.

KtCallista wrote:The dog just had to accept the hose.

comment: poor doggy.

dontwantaname wrote:Yeah, no1 hates this thread. You can tell.

no1 wrote:i think

...leno's ... almost as tiresome as the "random quotes" thread!

gargrazz wrote:Time Bandits is the new Back To The Future.

pooflady wrote:I don't like it crunchy.

dontwantaname wrote:Gee I would have taken a picture of my little box if I knew it was going away.

dontwantaname wrote:I don't know how to post

an actual quote. as all the quotes posted in this thread should be.

ThunderThighs wrote:That's pretty normal.

an actual reply to above quote.

KtCallista wrote:

I prefer ...breast in general. . . . .

LittleMissRachel wrote:A swirl of honey wouldn't go awry, either. Work for both sorts, if the honey's sticky enough.

So very true...

Gatzby wrote:Personally, I just ram the entire thing in my mouth and start massaging my throat to prevent choking.

don't ask what he's deep throating, you could get probated.

SkekTek wrote:That's why I liked the grass.

SkekTek wrote:Exactly. If wife sees another box of monkeys, she'll take the monkeys out, and ship my b**ls in them back to woot.

dontwantaname wrote:Gee, they are small. Kids like them. You could take them to class.

i don't even want to know how you know how big his b**ls are.

dontwantaname wrote:It feels good, but the vain gets big and I'm afraid it might break.

dontwantaname wrote:Mr1, you need the ENTIRE POST with all the words.

i don't think professional journalists are required to show the text of entire speeches, they quote short excerpts.

\msg wrote:<@\mSg> woot is starting to get creepy
<@\mSg> they sent me a pair of shoes in my BOC
<@\mSg> i was just thinking about getting a new pair of work shoes
<@\mSg> and guess what...they fit!
<@\mSg> what
<@\mSg> the
<@\mSg> fuck

PemberDucky wrote:
Ugh, I'm so tired of men asking me to pee on them!

:\

kdccrosby wrote:I love a good happy ending. one that leaves me smiling.

cruzer wrote://smack

It can't be that hard. You sent a card for god's sake!

dontwantaname wrote:They have some better looking ones now. Not just the big rubber ones.

... methinks i don't even want to know.

no1 wrote:... methinks i don't even want to know.

Glow in the dark.

dontwantaname wrote:I'll stick with animals.

Until I get bit.

dontwantaname wrote:

Going on the pee pee walk.
Did I mention sometimes I get to pee on our own tree?
The walk in down to 15 feet, if it goes well!

no1 wrote:i'm a 12 yo girl looking for companionship with an older man.

dontwantaname wrote:Poof and I "do it" for each other.

suuuuuuuureeee they are

Better yet: Dear reader, please click the 'username wrote' link at the top to view the quote in context.

Or not.

Probably isn't as amusing that way.