chooboy


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My first shirt. Be gentle

turf12


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heywood banks - "toast"

All around the country and coast
People always ask, what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast...
I always tell 'em, I like toast.

YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!!

I get up in the mornin 'bout 6 AM
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast...

YEAH TOAST!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection-
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, push down again.
Make toast...

YEAH TOAST!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!

When the first cavemen drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs.
Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!
WAH TOAST!!!!!!!

Oui monseiur bonjour coquette
Uh huh croissant desvous savoir
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel tower
Oui Marie baguette bonswois!

FRENCH TOAST!!!!
FRENCH TOAST!!!

toast...

detinic


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How many brown shirts can woot have >_>.....or grass green for that matter. Black shirts without creepy logos are needed. :-[

northcutt


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Very cool design and I love the background.

waacodemon


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In for one, love it
got to use my 5 dollar coupon, awesome shirt for 5 bucks, cant argue

I once ate a cricket.

btbunch


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Powdered Toast Man was exactly what I thought of when I saw this. Definitely in for one.

smithsonia


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with his little mustache he is strangely compelling, but I should save money.

/cute!

SailorButterfly


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elislider wrote:man if only it wasnt brown... i already have so many brown shirts. lighter tan would be better



Does woot even sell that shirt color? The closest would probably be creme/cream, and people always complain about it. lol

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jackieshmackie


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p4n7l04d wrote:POOOOOOWWWWDERRRRRRRRD TOOOOOOOAASSSST MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!1




you beat me to it (: prolly my favorite recurring character on ren & stimpy.

=w=

SRMN


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Don't ever, evar make this shirt yellow or any color than brown. Meh <3 the brown and navy and black colors :D.

jjchampion


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Love it! The moustache sold me. In for 2. xox g'night.

ravikkolli01


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Got one for the first time love you Mr. Toast

silencedotcom


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Awesome shirt. I just had to pick one up!!

eH9116


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I'm surprised the subject of toast hasn't come up more often

entix


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quite tempting! but ive been buying too many of them lately.

quick question: are all of the sizes the same length? is the chest/shirt width the only measurement that varies?

shan24


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Very nice design...the love of toast is almost as prevalent as the love of bacon around here! Also, are those halftones or gradients I see? Or is it an illusion? Either way the design looks great, this will probably be another daily sellout

eyeslikesugar


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parkermc wrote:So, Edgar is Aman? Huh. Didn't know that.



Just said it reminded me of =D

Many artists share similar styles; all are unique in their own way, however.

-James Cho -EdgarRMcherly Shirt.Woot.Com - Ye Oldest Sucker - 2009

animegirl


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Are those really wings? I thought it was his upper arm & shoulders, and he is wearing gauntlets or something. Pretty funny shirt. It goes well with the Ms. Muffin one.

Kadail


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this shirt is epic... bought mine up!!!! This just reminds me of Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy... those were the days

Phillycat


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Yeah. A brown shirt. In for one.

JadenKale


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Kadail wrote:this shirt is epic... bought mine up!!!! This just reminds me of Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy... those were the days



Powdered Toast Man!!!! Yay Ren & Stimpy

SuperNinja


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barabajagle wrote:I was thinking that it might be his dad... but here's a clip for those who don't know what we're talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5wNaWx2ctY

p.s. watch the sound level... it's a bit loud.


He dropped a log in his tights.

animegirl


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entix wrote:quite tempting! but ive been buying too many of them lately.

quick question: are all of the sizes the same length? is the chest/shirt width the only measurement that varies?



I think the shirts start out roughly the same length, but after thrown in the dryer a few times, they seem to shrink up at different rates.

mjl9320


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I think the sun effect around the toast, along with the color selection is what sells this design

Falcon4


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Wow. Just wow. One day after my comment about non-derby shirts sucking shinola, and lo and behold, Woot pulls through with an "I at least know someone that would be interested in this shirt" non-Derby shirt. Amazing. I thought all hope was lost for the high paid designers of Woot shirts ;)

But no, due to my lack of employment (not for long! tomorrow! *crosses fingers*), I can't afford to burn 10 bucks on a shirt that "would be nice". I just burned 35 bucks (read: one Lexmark T522 laser printer sold on eBay this morning) filling up my gas tank. =\

summary:
Between 2007 and 2010: lots of woots.

jonodoodle


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I love the colors on this, one of my favorite designs so far.

Why, it's the best thing since sliced bread!

animegirl


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This shirt has so many uses. With spring here, it totally works at picnics, camping, club outings. Wear it on casual fridays at the bread factory. If your having a bad day and feel Toasted, Mr Toast is right there with ya. The dark brown goes well with casual blue jeans. It's awesome. .. even if there are buttery "wings" on him.

sharkys42


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my friend and i bought this wonderful shirt and now where twins in the face but not in the waist..

SkekTek


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turf12 wrote:sean morey - "toast"

All around the country and coast
People always ask, what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast...
I always tell 'em, I like toast.

YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!!

I get up in the mornin 'bout 6 AM
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast...

YEAH TOAST!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection-
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, push down again.
Make toast...

YEAH TOAST!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!

When the first cavemen drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs.
Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!
WAH TOAST!!!!!!!

Oui monseiur bonjour coquette
Uh huh croissant desvous savoir
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel tower
Oui Marie baguette bonswois!

FRENCH TOAST!!!!
FRENCH TOAST!!!

toast...



I don't know who Sean Morey is, but the song was written by Heywood Banks. I even have his children's book based on the song

broomcorn


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i've had a piece of toast as my AIM picture forever, had to get this shirt. Toast with boots, nuff said.

tekmosis


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Love brown or earth toned color shirts; also, who couldn't love a western piece of toast? in for one.

JadenKale


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SkekTek wrote:I don't know who Sean Morey is, but the song was written by Heywood Banks. I even have his children's book based on the song



I think that's the guy who sings it, because every thursday, our main radio station plays that in the morning

jel2301


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I love this shirt, and I'm not even sure why. Some combination of cute-in-a-manly-way/funny/original/random/brown. I think it's mostly the randomness of it. I can't resist. In for one.

jamfish


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Bought one just because it looks like awesome, and one of my friend's happens to have a nickname of "Toast." Now just finding the oppurtune time to wear it around him...


And Kudos to Powdered Toast Man, Ren and Stimpy, and LOOOOOG!

whattheschmidt


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jamfish wrote:Bought one just because it looks like awesome, and one of my friend's happens to have a nickname of "Toast." Now just finding the oppurtune time to wear it around him...


And Kudos to Powdered Toast Man, Ren and Stimpy, and LOOOOOG!



one of my friends also has the nickname Toast..hopefully it's a different guy

boredpnoy


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markzero wrote:It doesn't get recognition, but without toast, BLTs would be a soggy mess. Same with poached egg sandwiches. And Texas Toast may be over the top, or it may be just the extravagance you need. French Toast? Oui! And if you make too much for breakfast, it's ready for lunch. I love toast.

"I gonna make toast!" -Gir



nice quote i loved invader zim and u quoted my fav character to boot...hmmm to buy just got rid of some shirts today too dang woot

tabrazinski


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erosburg wrote:Toast is sliced bread which has been browned by exposure to dry heat. This browning reaction is a form of Maillard reaction. Toasting warms the bread, making it more pleasant to eat for some, and makes it crisp such that it holds toppings more securely. Toasting is also a common method of making stale bread palatable. Toast is often served with butter, cheese, marmalade, or any number of other toppings. Toast is a typical breakfast food. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast



just in case we were confused...

troymess


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My first Woot Shirt! I absolutely love how this looks. Brown is also my fav. color shirt.

gina3graces


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From the daughter who says, "Because I love toast. I just love buttered toast. I love to dip buttered toast in my oatmeal. Toast is good. I love hard and scratchy toast that is well-done. Sometimes I like my toast in stawberry jam or I like it with butter and honey. Mmmfffhhhhmmmmmmm. Mom, go make me some toast, would ya?" 10 ways/reasons why she had me buy her Mr. Toast t-shirt. And now I will go make her toast. Good mom, even greater daughter.

pflugster


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Actually it's Haywood Banks...

turf12 wrote:sean morey - "toast"

All around the country and coast
People always ask, what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast...
I always tell 'em, I like toast.

YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!!

I get up in the mornin 'bout 6 AM
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast...

YEAH TOAST!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection-
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, push down again.
Make toast...

YEAH TOAST!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!

When the first cavemen drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs.
Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!
WAH TOAST!!!!!!!

Oui monseiur bonjour coquette
Uh huh croissant desvous savoir
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel tower
Oui Marie baguette bonswois!

FRENCH TOAST!!!!
FRENCH TOAST!!!

toast...