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Fat Unicorn

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
femmexinxdark
Last Wooter to Woot:
reedlane
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 21% of Shirt Woots
Top 46% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
11029

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 20% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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veinarde82


quality posts: 0 Private Messages veinarde82

hahahaha. pork chop the unicorn! :D

fluffhead67


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fluffhead67

Thats fantastic.....its the end of fantasy.

marvelliss


quality posts: 0 Private Messages marvelliss

cute but it looks very childish. i'd never wear it, but if it came in toddler sizes i'd buy it for my baby.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Hahahah!!! I'm not buying since it's a bit too girly, but I LOVE the design! It's classic! Great job!

KingLionAids


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KingLionAids

Funny, but I'd never wear it. One day till Derby!

Arasmith


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Arasmith

Wow. What a weird concept for a shirt. Thanks, but no thanks.

brizz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brizz
bubasti wrote:Too funny



agreed...hilarious shirt! not quite digging the colors...would look terrible on me personally, but I hope it does well. llo

iris420


quality posts: 1 Private Messages iris420

Sadly, I relate all too well with the description of the fat unicorn. I can't buy this shirt because looking at myself in it would only make me cry.

Carpe shirtem!

jamescho84


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jamescho84

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahhahhahahahhahhahhahahhahhahhahhaha.. ahhhh. I think i'm going to pick one up.

omghax


quality posts: 0 Private Messages omghax
KingLionAids wrote:Funny, but I'd never wear it. One day till Derby!


wow, who the hell would wear this shirt. It screams hey i like rainbows and ponies.

Dogcatdaddy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Dogcatdaddy

that is the funniest freaking thing

PabloPalmeri6837


quality posts: 2 Private Messages PabloPalmeri6837

Funny?: Yes
Would I wear it: Hellz No
Do I expect to get this with the random Shirt for 6.66?: Yes

norova


quality posts: 3 Private Messages norova

This shirt friggin' owns. In for 1 via overnight. Definitely my shirt for Friday.

yoshi9769


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yoshi9769

Love the shirt but too many girly colors. Im out.

dhmarr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dhmarr

My god that's hilarious. I want it, but do I have the money for it is the real question.

ForceEight


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ForceEight

this one is similar to yesterday's. i love the design and the fresh colors, but not something i'd wear.

in the end, i think i like that better than the bland and boring shirts that i would be more likely to wear, though.

photonh2o


quality posts: 0 Private Messages photonh2o

With due respect - I do not come to shirt.woot to be saddened. I would like - in the future - for you to eschew depressing blurbs of this sort. Please thank you.

hotorangetrumpet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hotorangetrumpet

That is brilliant and hilarious!

Temperance


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Temperance

Too....cute... can't resist... in for one :]

Soberphotography


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Soberphotography
photonh2o wrote:With due respect - I do not come to shirt.woot to be saddened. I would like - in the future - for you to eschew depressing blurbs of this sort. Please thank you.



*giggles*.

This will be my first shirt.woot!

silentex


quality posts: 0 Private Messages silentex

I haven't bought a shirt in ages, but this one brought me out of retirement! I love it!

Hurricanes. They're amazing.

dead2world


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dead2world

Like many of the others are saying: love the shirt but would never wear it.

AGrant311


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AGrant311

This cracked me up. So much for all the nice, graceful, serene unicorns frolicking in the fields. This one is a greedy little piggy, out to eat everything in site. Yes, I ordered one.

Shigwarm


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Shigwarm

This is so funny.

"Nom, nom, nom, rainbow... good"

noisyheartbeats


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noisyheartbeats

i can't stop laughing. bought!

zillybong


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zillybong

This is a pretty funny shirt...but not something that I'd wear. Waaaay too girly for me.

thewronggrape


quality posts: 48 Private Messages thewronggrape

It is too cute to resist... but I just bought 3 shirts during Busted Tee's midnight sale AND I'm waiting on the Derby winners... ahhhh... to get or not to get... I need to see what the grass shirt looks like.

ForceEight


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ForceEight

in other news, the designer's webpage is friggin awesome.

alvinlee123


quality posts: 1 Private Messages alvinlee123

Cute but I'll never wear it

ashley87


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ashley87

Oh man, so tempting! It's sooo cute, and I love the green woot shirts.

Wizardtom


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Wizardtom

Everyone saying its too childish or too girly... that's what makes it so freaking FUNNY! I'm buying one. This is awesome.

I have 30 shirts.woots and I really need some pants.woot, could use more belts.woot, definitely have to replace my approach shoes.woot.com.

I want to legally enter a McDonalds or gas station in any only woot apparel...

HoneyMelon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages HoneyMelon


Maybe not the best for work, but I chose the largest size so I can use it as a nighttee for the summer...

Heh, I think the unicorn's motto must be: you are what you eat. :-P

auroreanc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages auroreanc

This is another one saying that the design is cute and funny, but it's not something I'd wear.

Kerigman


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Kerigman

"Taste the rainbow", not eat it! Silly Unicorn.

rglee129


quality posts: 28 Private Messages rglee129

Thanks for the (mostly) kind words, folks. I'm glad it's (mostly) a hit!

ilstu99


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ilstu99

So....hmmmm....

That's weirdly cute, and oddly offensive at the same time. Love it. My best friend has a son who's 6 months old and built like a Mack truck. He would look completely adorable in that shirt. In fact, the women's small may fit him. Other than Big Jake, I don't know who could pull this off. Tenacious D, maybe?

Wizardtom


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Wizardtom

carp carp carp, I 'm Moving to Alaska on Saturday and forgot to do overnight!!!! carp carp carp.

I have 30 shirts.woots and I really need some pants.woot, could use more belts.woot, definitely have to replace my approach shoes.woot.com.

I want to legally enter a McDonalds or gas station in any only woot apparel...

surflunesta


quality posts: 1 Private Messages surflunesta
jamescho84 wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahhahhahahahhahhahhahahhahhahhahhaha.. ahhhh. I think i'm going to pick one up.



yeh right cho....prove it

will be buying ur wave shirt when it wins...shoulda won last time it was subbed