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I Am The Internet

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
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Top 26% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

DarkSim7


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DarkSim7

This shirt speaks to me, because I feel like I am the Internet.

sstrunks5555


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sstrunks5555

>_>
Pretty bland imo ;_;

Jewsus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Jewsus

its pretty cool, but bad colors


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arterbizzle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages arterbizzle

lmao all over this one. freaking sweet!

all your izzle are belong to arterbizzle.

Doza


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Doza

hmm...yeah i dont get it...

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

I am the internet... and this shirt clearly comes from the general location of /b/ and ytmnd.

Brian202


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Brian202

YES AND THE OVERNIGHT! Great shirt.

45 woots

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

The internet crashed, didn't you know?

Not fond of the asphalt (never am) but it totally works for the "Information Asphalt" joke.

The grammar for this shirt is incorrect. It should read:

"I ARE the Internets"

or alternatively,

"I is the internetz".

1337 is also a viable dialect for the statement.

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Blanch1000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Blanch1000

There's something terrible about this shirt that makes me think it's really awesome.

I probably won't get it, but I really like it

ithecho84


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ithecho84

awesome colors

rezadast2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rezadast2

so if i really am the internet should i buy this shirt?

shan24


quality posts: 3 Private Messages shan24

Ha funny. I think we all know someone who really thinks this. Even though we have yet another asphalt shirt, I think the colors used complement the shirt color. Tempting, very tempting...

niagol


quality posts: 6 Private Messages niagol

My wife wants to know where she's supposed to stick the credit card?

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
rezadast2 wrote:so if i really am the internet should i buy this shirt?



I don't know. I think you would be recognizable enough from the series of tubes.

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AGrant311


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AGrant311

After some really neat Derby shirts over the last several weeks, this is... It's just... It looks like something you would make yourself with one of those t-shirt making programs and iron on transfers and only spend 45 seconds on. This is just an insult to both the Derby artists and the week day artists who do shirt designs and put in a lot of time, creativity, energy, and thought into their designs. Did Woot say they were going to start doing some of the Derby runner-ups on Monday? When was that supposed to happen?

joebeimon


quality posts: 3 Private Messages joebeimon

I was under the impression that there wasn't going to be any more asphalt shirts. I like um so I am happy to see this one. Not something I would wear, but I am betting this one will sell out.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

goldnndrkness


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goldnndrkness
eHalcyon wrote:The internet crashed, didn't you know?

Not fond of the asphalt (never am) but it totally works for the "Information Asphalt" joke.

The grammar for this shirt is incorrect. It should read:

"I ARE the Internets"

or alternatively,

"I is the internetz".

1337 is also a viable dialect for the statement.



if this shirt said I ARE TEH INTERWEBS i would get it. srlsy, i would be ALL UP ON that shirt. wow. im a loser.

wow.

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rezadast2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rezadast2
niagol wrote:My wife wants to know where she's supposed to stick the credit card?


just give it to the cashier...duh

jandt4ever07


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jandt4ever07
joebeimon wrote:I was under the impression that there wasn't going to be any more asphalt shirts. I like um so I am happy to see this one. Not something I would wear, but I am betting this one will sell out.



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lukekim91


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lukekim91

yeah-sorry-can't allow my social life as a teenager to further go down the tubes r0fl.

edit, okay i admit it-i secretly want to wear this shirt inside my house when i am all alone.

just a lil man that loves to draw and look at people's drawings...

randalotto


quality posts: 0 Private Messages randalotto

His website really looks like it could be a page of Napoleon Dynamite art...

thatonejimguy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thatonejimguy

dur dee doo AL GORE dur dee doo snortz! dur dur NO THANKS durr dur ANOTHER ASPHALT SHIRT????

dUbvice


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dUbvice

i almost want to buy this. but it would have to say internetS for me to drop any ched on it

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dUbvice


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dUbvice

woah daE!

this shirt has nathan written all over it.
you gotta tell me if you read this

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eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
AGrant311 wrote:Did Woot say they were going to start doing some of the Derby runner-ups on Monday? When was that supposed to happen?



No, woot never said that. They're giving honourable mentions, which will likely be put into a Do-Over derby in the (near?) future.

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eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
goldnndrkness wrote:if this shirt said I ARE TEH INTERWEBS i would get it. srlsy, i would be ALL UP ON that shirt. wow. im a loser.

wow.



Oh, you're right. The shirt could use better diction as well.

I've always seen it spelled "intarwebz", with an A. ;)

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chichowduckie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chichowduckie

I prefer to buy shirts that I CAN'T make myself. =\

woot x 2 [monkey x1]
shirt.woot x 19
sellout.woot x 2

surflunesta


quality posts: 1 Private Messages surflunesta
randalotto wrote:His website really looks like it could be a page of Napoleon Dynamite art...



nice...tater tots and quazadilyas

goldnndrkness


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goldnndrkness
eHalcyon wrote:Oh, you're right. The shirt could use better diction as well.

I've always seen it spelled "intarwebz", with an A. ;)



i know right? either way, id get it the more oi look at it, the more i want to. but i just bought nobody's child, and might have to by Angry day if its reckoned tmrw. we shall see

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JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Wow.... I'm totally surprised by this being printed.

petrieslastword


quality posts: 1 Private Messages petrieslastword

This shirt is so horrible that it rocks. I'm in for 1.

DavidHart


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DavidHart

ewww, yuck... bright colors, large bold text on asphalt. Yeah, that works... not!!! Might have gotten away with this if it was a white shirt...

I also agee with another poster, I like to buy shirts that neither myself nor my nephews (9 and 10) could make... How in the world did this win????

David

willbryantplz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages willbryantplz

ouch! napolean dynamite? al gore? ASPHALT ISSUES?

i'm new to woot. had no clue there was an abundance of asphalt tees. I thought i'd try to tone down the bright colors with a dark neutral tee. my beloved aqua wasn't an option.
[ http://www.flickr.com/photos/sirwwoods/1602067034/ ]

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mtx4gk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mtx4gk

.

randalotto


quality posts: 0 Private Messages randalotto
willbryantplz wrote:ouch! napolean dynamite? al gore? ASPHALT ISSUES?

i'm new to woot. had no clue there was an abundance of asphalt tees. I thought i'd try to tone down the bright colors with a dark neutral tee. my beloved aqua wasn't an option.
[ http://www.flickr.com/photos/sirwwoods/1602067034/ ]

"All i want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them" -John Maeda

DIY HANDDRAWN 4 LIFE



I didn't mean any insult by the Napolean Dynamite comment. Happens to be one of my favorite movies...

Looking at the flyers section especially, that's just the thought that popped out. I could easily see some ligers or badass unicorns fitting right in...

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
DavidHart wrote:How in the world did this win????



It didn't win anything; this is not a derby shirt. It's a daily, chosen by woot. =)



willbryantplz wrote:ouch! napolean dynamite? al gore? ASPHALT ISSUES?

i'm new to woot. had no clue there was an abundance of asphalt tees. I thought i'd try to tone down the bright colors with a dark neutral tee. my beloved aqua wasn't an option.
[ http://www.flickr.com/photos/sirwwoods/1602067034/ ]

"All i want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them" -John Maeda

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Congratulations on the print, Will. Don't worry about the critiques (or the outright hate). Nobody can please everybody and there are some people here who really do like the shirt.

That said, I'm not secure enough in my geekiness to wear a shirt like this. ;)

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DavidHart


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DavidHart
eHalcyon wrote:Congratulations on the print, Will. Don't worry about the critiques (or the outright hate). Nobody can please everybody and there are some people here who really do like the shirt.

That said, I'm not secure enough in my geekiness to wear a shirt like this. ;)



Not hate here, just not liking the design. Others have already mentioned that they like it. So... to each their own...

On another note, I sincerely hope that the T-Shirt designers are not intimidated by negative comments based on personal opinion. I may not like a particular design today, but may like a different one by the same artist. As such, I applaud all of them for their efforts and hope that they continue.

David

ForceEight


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ForceEight
AGrant311 wrote:After some really neat Derby shirts over the last several weeks, this is... It's just... It looks like something you would make yourself with one of those t-shirt making programs and iron on transfers and only spend 45 seconds on. This is just an insult to both the Derby artists and the week day artists who do shirt designs and put in a lot of time, creativity, energy, and thought into their designs.


Couldn't agree more. This shirt is horrible. The subject is a bland joke, and the artwork requires very little talent at all. Woot certainly chose this one because of the jokes that would stick with the "internet-savvy" crowd (which of course the majority of the visitors are) and the payout they'd receive from that. In any case, this is certainly not a shirt worthy of a showcase on a once per day site.