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Mister Bobo, Masonic Dyna-Monkey

Speed to First Woot:
0m 38.000s
First Sucker:
dro
Last Wooter to Woot:
funkdragon23
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 34% of Shirt Woots
Top 29% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2642

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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boredterry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages boredterry



*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race
Bah! Missed this shirt? To buy it, click here!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

two monkey shirts in three days on brown?

I mean, I know woot didn't plan the derby entries or winners. it's just odd.

fluffhead67


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fluffhead67

Great shirt..........Congrats!!!!

auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24

cyclonesworld


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cyclonesworld

What's with all the brown shirts? I like this but I have a collection of brown Woot shirts already.

elgrapadora


quality posts: 1 Private Messages elgrapadora

Love the shirt, although the Fez is not Masonic >.> Its The Shriners. My father is one/both so I kinda know, llo.
Id buy it if I wern't a poor college student with negative dollars.

vaxick


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vaxick

Hahahaha I'm so sold on this one.

m0ss


quality posts: 0 Private Messages m0ss

oh noez radioactive monkey



LessThanDan


quality posts: 4 Private Messages LessThanDan

Masonic Dyna-monkey? I give the artist credit for originality.

Either way, I don't really like these colors.

Daniel Hagen

ebonyglider


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ebonyglider

I HATE MONKEYS WHY IS THERE A MONKEY SHIRT LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY

riznar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages riznar

Awesome, in for one.

BrianCameron


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BrianCameron

awesome shirt...i'm in for one!!!

Calvin888MEN


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Calvin888MEN

peculiar and creative... but brown? Who am I kidding; even if it were on a more appealing color, I still wouldn't spring for it.

rgrcabbage


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rgrcabbage

There's a such thing as too many monkey shirts. Can't we please, pretty please have some other critters out there?

Crambe repetita.

grumimp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages grumimp

i was kinda bummed that i was broke and would be living on the free coffee at work and ramen noodles until payday on friday.

now i am truly sad

why dont i have $10 in disposable income?

i suck.

melloMaster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages melloMaster
elgrapadora wrote:Love the shirt, although the Fez is not Masonic >.> Its The Shriners. My father is one/both so I kinda know, llo.
Id buy it if I wern't a poor college student with negative dollars.




without doing any research....aren't the shriners a sect of Freemasonry?

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321

Why wear a shirt bagging on the Shriners?!?...

HAMMER TIME!!!

Sirguynate


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Sirguynate

I like this but....

This is NOT going to be my frist shirt.woot :P

(besides im kind of broke from the woot off)

atmaturen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages atmaturen

even though the fez is for the shriners (or the grotto if its black) all shriners are masons its one of the requirements for joining, the majority of the symbols in the background with a few exceptions are those of other groups also.

KidCam


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KidCam

i think the shirt is awesome, but i hate that it is on a brown shirt...i still might buy one later though
*sigh* STOP DESIGNING ON BROWN AND ASPHALT SHIRTS ALREADY!!
kthxbye

grumimp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages grumimp

btw

monkeys are the awesomest

come to terms with your denial of this one truth

stupid monkey haters

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Ahhhhhh. So very tempted. So, sooooo tempted.

I think it's the green glow. Man...

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

ilstu99


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ilstu99

So this is a National-Treasure-loving monkey, in time for the release of NT2 on Blu-Ray?

It's kind of a cute monkey, and the Mason underworld is interesting, but enough brown.

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321

Shriner Burn Centers have done a lot of good for kids - f that shirt!

HAMMER TIME!!!

Arasmith


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Arasmith

Now this is the kind of shirt i would consider getting.

saxamaphone


quality posts: 2 Private Messages saxamaphone

First shirt I ever bought without checking the design in detail, and first time I bought 2 of one design.

I don't think one can become a shriner without first being a mason.

barabajagle


quality posts: 2 Private Messages barabajagle

Suh WEET!!!!

I get to wear this shirt out on the town whilst shaking my screaming blue Woot!® Monkey at everyone! Maybe this time I will finally get sent to the white padded room. Thanks etherbrian... it's all your fault. Awesome job btw!

PJLime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages PJLime

Thanks! Awesome shirt. I got one.

shan24


quality posts: 3 Private Messages shan24

Sort of random, a monkey wearing a fez with strange cult-like symbols, but the colors really pop on the brown. I like how the cute little monkey looks so serious.

d4nowar


quality posts: 1 Private Messages d4nowar

Oooh! Monkey!

wootrogue


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wootrogue

Awesome shirt. In for one!

takz012


quality posts: 0 Private Messages takz012

This shirt makes no sense to me.

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

I hate monkeys. I *HATE* monkeys!

DrSeussFreak


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DrSeussFreak

sweet shirt, had to have me one!!!

62 Woots, 20 Shirt Woots, 14 Wine Woots, 0 Kid Woots, 2 Sellouts & Counting
  • 5 x 3 Bags of Cocaine
  • 7 Screaming Monkeys, 1 Green, 1 Blue

luiscott0


quality posts: 0 Private Messages luiscott0

ok if you people don't see the hole mason thing going on ur freaking nuts and also the shriners and all the symbles going on.

krizzap


quality posts: 0 Private Messages krizzap

totally awsome, in for one

smilyred


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smilyred

monkey IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN space

23 woots (5 sellout)(4 woot) (14 shirts)
money glady blown $byebyemoney
and yes i own a brown refurbed zune and love it

antilogic81


quality posts: 0 Private Messages antilogic81
ilstu99 wrote:So this is a National-Treasure-loving monkey, in time for the release of NT2 on Blu-Ray?

It's kind of a cute monkey, and the Mason underworld is interesting, but enough brown.



I wouldn't call it an underworld. The guild isn't very restrictive on who they let into their ranks...apart from having to be male that is.

Seriously, I have a friend who didn't even know it but someone had already got about 50 people willing to vouch for him. That someone was a friend who pretty much had said he had an open invitation that he could join whenever he wanted.

ilovethevalley


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ilovethevalley

Nice pallete. I really like the bright greens and red on brown. The design isn't my taste though.