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Re: Chipmunk Army!

It is true! They ate the main wiring harness in my car while I was camping last summer! It cost $1200 to have it towed out and repaired! Effin' chipmunks.

Re: Striv For Perfection

Whoa...before I saw the title, the thumbnail looked like it said "Strip for perfection". l o l!

Re: Silly Shirt, Words Are For Books

Thanks for your vote!

Re: Users Cause Bugs

can someone pm me this shirt composition

Aw, this was the best one by far.

I don't think it's that mean, it's obviously just a joke.

Re: Need sleep

Forget milk. Got my warm milk. Now need sleep.

This one came about as I was trying to go to bed, yet again. I had been up for more then 27 consecutive hours, most of it on my feet, as I was terribly lost in the same area two days in a row. In costume to boot. So as I'm trying to sleep my ma tells me about the derby and I mumbled. "need sleep, think tomorrow." then we both realized we liked it, and I jotted it down... We all know the feeling though. If you don't... then I envy you!

Re: I Love You

I don't know why this was rejected. ::Sighs:: I've never seen it on any other shirts. I mean, it's not like FY has it copy written. No one can copyright I LOVE YOU. Can they? It wasn't a unique way to phrase it. Just a sweet one. Thats why I mentioned other places I've seen it. If some judge has seen this somewhere on a shirt, pls tell me so I can buy it...

Re: Wi-Fi = Wireless Finternet

This is my first submission to the derby. But I had to jump on this one because I've been looking for a way to make this phrase popular. Even if the shirt doesn't win, maybe more people will say this.

My younger brother once asked me what the Fi in Wi-Fi stood for. After I told him is was basically just another word for signal, he was disappointed.

His response: "Oh. I thought it stood for Finternet."

"Long Live The Finternet" is now a common cry between myself and my computer friends. :D

Re: Five dollars

Wow. Talk about inflation. I remember when it only cost $.02!

GravityJMB wrote:"Did you ever notice that Sunny D tastes like a fat clown's a$$hole?" -Kyle Cease

I mean, does this count?
It is from Chappelle. not orig.

Re: Cover Yourself Up

Thanks joel.

Re: My shirt and I are limited edition

All woot shirts are limited edition. Aren't you too?

Raikus wrote:Love the Bill & Ted. You've got my vote. The only critique I have is the writing may be a little high on the shirt. Good luck!

Love the Bill & Ted also, but not the right movie. anyone? anyone?

many thanks!

SailorButterfly wrote:What if I'm an Irish Vampire? ;-)

GMV! (<3 anything to do with vampires!)

thank you! the vampire vote is under-appreciated.

Re: Color blindness

I'd just like to say, while this is a funny concept, the execution could have been much better. For that reason I'm sort of glad it got rejected.

Have you considered trying something like the Ishihara test dots for this? Could work on a white or black shirt with a background of green-hued dots, the main text in black (or white) dots, and the "w a" in reddish-orange dots. Just my $0.02.

mia3mom wrote:I liked the first one better, but ah well. cute idea, and glad you could move around the rejection

Yeah, I liked the first better too, but what can you do eh? Can't corrupt the minds of our youngins with words like nipple. Nevermind that all the 13 year olds know more swear words than I do nowadays.

Re: My hippocampus is shrinking

The hippocampus is the area of brain that deals with learning and memory. Gets smaller as you get older. I think. I can't remember

Re: GET IN THAT THEM THERE KITCHEN RIGHT MEOW

woman!

Re: GET IN THAT THEM THERE KITCHEN RIGHT MEOW

LETTUCE TOMATOES ... THEM THERE HAM or TURKEY WHATEV WE GOT. SMACK THAT ON SOME BREAD, DIP SOME OF THAT SPECIAL SAUCE ON THE BREAD YOU KNOW WE GOT IT WE JUST
SGKJHNk UM NUM NUM NUM

Re: Irony

Yeah, it's a clever idea, but daaaaaaaaaaaang that's a huge shirt print.

Looks pretty cool, but until I read the caption, I was trying to figure out what it said, and kept seeing "READY AWKWARD".

Re: UNEDUCATED BULLIES

It's a unique design. Good for purposes of rebellion and anarchy and those types of things, and I agree with you that many tend to be testosterone-loaded, uneducated bullies. But... long experience has told me that the best way to avoid encounters of the very worst kind with bullies in uniform is to slow down, particularly if you're wearing a shirt like this.

Re: another case of OOO SHINEY!

This shirt was mostly inspired by my friend Bookworm, and her dad. And.... ooo... Shiney....

LoreHera wrote:I don't know why this was rejected. ::Sighs:: I've never seen it on any other shirts. I mean, it's not like FY has it copy written. No one can copyright I LOVE YOU. Can they? It wasn't a unique way to phrase it. Just a sweet one. Thats why I mentioned other places I've seen it. If some judge has seen this somewhere on a shirt, pls tell me so I can buy it...

Just search on cafepress. There are a bunch.

Re: Recursion is fun because recursion is fun

Here's to programming shirts being fogged!

LoreHera wrote:Let's end Sarcasm in html once and for all!

Um... html uses angle brackets.

</sarcasm>

Re: I did not look both ways

love it. I want 3. And then a couple more from another account.

the treads on the letters totally make the shirt

Re: GET IN THAT THEM THERE KITCHEN RIGHT MEOW

Threadless shirt has different text... :O

thanks for the feedback guys! it could very easily be shrunk down if it went to print.

wooterer wrote:Rejected as "off-topic"? WTx

It's been done anyway. I know it's on thinkgeek.com.

furymouse wrote:Wasn't that Mitch Hedberg who said that?

Yeah, he did. It's always been one of the memorable jokes. Simple & elegant .. such a keen observation.

Fix your spelling.... You're

lunchboxbrain wrote:Thanks for your vote!

you're welcome.

sums up my feeling on text shirts pretty tidily.

i love you SO MUCH

joseguerra22 wrote:Yes yes. the genius Chappelle.

Ouch. You just shot yourself in the foot man.

bluchez wrote:Here's to programming shirts being fogged!

For it to be proper recursion, shouldn't there be a simple case where it does not recurse? =P

Re: World Peace

This was something I came up with when I was really little. It was my signature file for a while, it's been in my quote book forever. I just.. love it. And I mean it. I'm a bit more realistic now then I was then, but it's still a nice dream. Peace.

lunchboxbrain wrote:Thanks for your vote!

you're welcome.

This sums up my feeling on text shirts quite nicely.

Re: Irony

very nice! easily my new favorite pun.

Discobiscuits wrote:Reference to a classic Diablo/Starcraft partake. Full 16x20 text design.

http://www.zazzle.com/ireland381/product/235088219997549316