Shirt.Woot

Re: worst t-shirt ever

really?? this is how you win $1000 bucks? come on

Re: I'm Worn

The text looks a bit distressed.

AquaticKnight wrote:WHY NO STAR WARS? Didnt see a rule for it? Oh wait you make them up as you F'n go.

This is a rule that's been around forever, but may not be posted anywhere. Basically, Lucas will sue the CRAP out of anyone he can, so it's not in woot's interest to get in a lawsuit with him, not to mention you would lose every $ you made on the shirt in any case.

Re: Tube Powers

Your weapons are your wit and your groan-inducing puns.

Re: Verbatim

A tasteful non-quotation that you can wear.

Re: Feelin' Hot

Best worn in the summer, for irony.

Re: Recursion is fun because recursion is fun

yay, i'm glad you made the r small!

Re: We're All Mad in Here

Chechire cat what! As a rule I vote for anything alice in wonderland. I hope this makes it past the rejectorator.

Re: The glass is half DRUNK

um, nm.

Re: Tomorrow Was Yesterday

Ever had your mom yell at you about mowing the lawn. You'd say "I'll do it tomorrow" and her answer would be "Tomorrow was yesterday." This is the slogan for all procrastinators.

Re: The glass is half DRUNK

Well THAT was an unfair rejection!

Re: It's worth Cheating

*giggles*! I love the colours, and the message is so true.. (I know so many people who could use this shirt)

Re: Hungry Otaku

Uh oh, who let the hungry Otaku edit this shirt? Well, I trust you're all smart enough to feed the rabid fan, but what about the people who see you wear the shirt.
WARNING: the wearing of this shirt may lead to being offered Pocky, Yanyans, Hello Panda, and random other bits of junk food! Wear with caution and only on an empty stomach. You have been warned!

Re: hal9000

Great Idea, but come on. This HAS to be on a red shirt. or black with red lettering (maybe yellow outlining the red lettering) except I hate black shirts

Beefcoat wrote:A famous warehouse manager once told an Ofice manager some slang from the hood

I love the office, but check cafe press.

Re: It's people!! Peeeople!!!

Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Vegan Diet

i actually didnt tattle for that reason. but still...

Re: I drank what?

a two in one bargain! a classical and a vague pop culture reference in one shirt! how can you go wrong?

Re: That certain something

This shirt was not meant to be dirty in the slightest, and I'm sorry that the woot judges read it that way. It was simply making fun of the phrase "He/she has a certain 'je ne sais quoi'." If you read the "je ne sais quoi" as something inappropriate, then you must secretly be a 14-year-old boy.

It's unfortunate that something with multiple interpretations must be rejected because one of them is oh-so-slightly obscene.

It's even good for clearly articulate and fascinating storytellers to ironically poke fun at themselves. Mark Twain would have loved this I'm thinking.

Re: Sad Meal

How can you NOT love this shirt!

eyeslikesugar wrote:*giggles*! I love the colours, and the message is so true.. (I know so many people who could use this shirt)

I have tattled, it will be rejected. oh well.

Re: I lost my spaghetti. =( 4 You

Vote for I lost my spaghetti. =( 4 You! (And Sad Meal)

Re: Space Invaders

it's clever and classic all in one! a classic video game seen in a brand new way that in no way infringes on a copyright! you gotta love it! gotta havem, gotta havem!

PemberDucky wrote:A fog of nipples would make me uncomfortable.

apparently it makes woot uncomfortable too.

Re: Apathy and Irony

There are subtle differences between Apathy and Irony. If you don't try, it's Apathy. If you win, it's Irony. get it? got it? good.

alftuba wrote:Great Idea, but come on. This HAS to be on a red shirt. or black with red lettering (maybe yellow outlining the red lettering) except I hate black shirts

It doesn't matter if it's on a shirt. It's not original content.

Re: Democracy: Getting by fine without you since 1776

A funny slogan has never stung in the back of my conscience for so long. Great stuff!

kenney9226 wrote:So after several rounds of focus testing, it turns out that what my funeral Satellite of Love really needed was to sponsor a little league team, so we made up this cool slogan and hope the team just doesn't get killed in the playoffs!

Update!

Thank you Mr. 804-867-5088 for all the calls! I look forward to your business when you're in the Fredericksburg area, and sure hope I got your vote for this shirt!

Re: Cosplay Addict

Addicted to Cosplay? So what are you doing wearing a Teeshirt? Oh, right, under layers. Got it. Rock on cosplayers!

Re: Bad vision

Clever, sort of, but Woot! can't print blurs, gradients, transparencies, etc... Only solid colors.

Re: Pert N Ear

Is too a slogan damnit! Stupid woot, trying visiting South Dakota, everyone says it there. Argh!

frickinawesome wrote:A funny slogan has never stung in the back of my conscience for so long. Great stuff!

Thanks! I'm sure it will win out of the 9,00000 entries this derby will receive.

Re: I'm Joe King

out of all of my designs today, this has to be my favorite. took like 3 seconds of course, but has a special place in my heart.

Re: steam powered

My steampunk entry.

Re: programmers threat

What I tell my users at work. Keeps them in line...

bluchez wrote:This is a rule that's been around forever, but may not be posted anywhere. Basically, Lucas will sue the CRAP out of anyone he can, so it's not in woot's interest to get in a lawsuit with him, not to mention you would lose every $ you made on the shirt in any case.

Yeah, that makes sense. It was a spur of the moment idea that I didn't follow with too much thought. Oh well, at least I have another horse in the race.

A million slogan shorts were posted at once and then were rejected.

What, isn't this Star Wars week?

dsgnGrl wrote:Then you should know that shirt has been done before.

Thanks, dsgnGrl, for the feedback-- I appreciate it. Especially as a brand-new woot! user and a first-time submitter, I am grateful to you for making me feel welcome. You, dsgnGrl, truly uphold the pioneering, encouraging spirit that woot! embodies and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for showing me the proper attitude for interacting with my brand-new woot! compatriots. I can only hope all woot! users are as beneficent and generous as you with their comments; if so, I eagerly anticipate my first posting on the forums and- joy of joys!- entering a second Derby. I can hardly contain my enthusiasm!

As I spend my unoriginal weekend out with my unoriginal friends participating in unoriginal activities, I will be thinking of you, dsgnGrl. Cheers! Oh... wait... that's been said before.