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...except in a real race

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
Top 42% of Shirt Woots
Top 12% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
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  • 44% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24

*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race


Too slow out of the starting gate???!!!?? Missed this shirt? To buy it, click here!

davidoshea


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davidoshea

Story of my life. In for one.

Probations:
5x Be nice to your fellow Wooters. (5h)
2x Woot being subjective dolts

hlpimfalling


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hlpimfalling

heh, kinda funny, but too plain for me.

ich


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ich

good phrase, but not a fan of the font.

less thinking, more clicking.

JDOzbc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JDOzbc

Apparently NOBODY knows the meaning of ironic.

auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24

Grass green weekend, huh? A little too plain, a little too unfunny for me. Here's hoping that on the long holiday weekend, s.w staffers got lazy and decide to throw the Chomp (Skek's) up tomorrow.

gtej


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gtej

Like the phrase, but visually it vacuums.
Not so fond of the color either.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
auggie24 wrote:Grass green weekend, huh? A little too plain, a little too unfunny for me. Here's hoping that on the long holiday weekend, s.w staffers got lazy and decide to throw the Chomp (Skek's) up tomorrow.



I'm thinking a bag of shirt.

No offense to skek, but really, we do not need 4 text-only shirts at all, let alone in a row

HarryBeanbag


quality posts: 35 Private Messages HarryBeanbag

I guess the tortoise didn't get the memo...

eaglebeaky


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eaglebeaky

I love the slogan, I love the color... but the font just isn't doin' it for me. Gotta pass.

hasdgfas


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hasdgfas
JDOzbc wrote:Apparently NOBODY knows the meaning of ironic.



nobody does.
The question is, is THAT ironic?

zyxomma100


quality posts: 8 Private Messages zyxomma100

Bahaha, good writeup. Anyway, good night.

flipmeister


quality posts: 4 Private Messages flipmeister

i love the color! and excellent font choice! the phrase just doesnt do it for me...

[THIS SPACE FOR RENT]

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
auggie24 wrote:Grass green weekend, huh? A little too plain, a little too unfunny for me. Here's hoping that on the long holiday weekend, s.w staffers got lazy and decide to throw the Chomp (Skek's) up tomorrow.



as cool as that would be, it's still frustrating to hit the 4th place rock wall again. erk.

jankenpon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jankenpon

Yes indeed. Plain and to the point. There's nothing meant to be funny about it.

regnez


quality posts: 0 Private Messages regnez

The font is Giligan, for those who were wondering. It can be had for free right here if you want it.

As for the shirt: It's not so great. Not a funny phrase, not a good font, and there is no "design with type" aspect whatsoever. I do like the green, though.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I actually like what woot wrote about the font, moreso than the shirt itself. Grats on the print haxrox. Nice to see that OpenOffice can still have decent fonts... somewhat decent... (dude, seriously... thank god it wasn't NTR)

gjpjmp


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gjpjmp

snortz! on a woot mistake

After allowing it to try, he transfered it to canvas and shipped the final product to a team of thirteen monks that began the process of hand-lettering each shirt.

it should be "dry" not "try"

Iambusyeating


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Iambusyeating

Shirt Color: Philip Grass

llo

oscarmaris


quality posts: 0 Private Messages oscarmaris

If it said "actual race" instead ,it would sound a lot better.

therodfather


quality posts: 0 Private Messages therodfather

Heh, this week I just noticed its not 1st Champ, 2nd Champ, 3rd Champ but instead 1st Champ, 2nd Chimp, 3rd Chump... Very funny Woot.

vixro


quality posts: 8 Private Messages vixro

a good lawn mowing shirt I thought at first, then I realized nobody wants to mow the lawn in HOT GREEN IN THE SUMMER.

Leonce


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Leonce

I'm sorry dude. It's a great idea. But the design is way too simple. It's perfect for my track meets, but I would rather just stick a sign on my back for a one time laugh.

MosquitoXR13


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MosquitoXR13

Ha, very nice. I cant wait to wear this to an autocross!

Phill aka Mosquito

seahan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages seahan

Not digging text on shirts.

BetterThanTheRest


quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

llo... this shirt is pretty pessimistic...

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

fiftymegatims


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fiftymegatims

"Is it ironic this shirt came in third?"
Is it coincidental these shirts and derby are terrible?

auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24
AdderXYU wrote:I'm thinking a bag of shirt.

No offense to skek, but really, we do not need 4 text-only shirts at all, let alone in a row



I agree in principal with enough text-only (after all, I wasn't even tempted this weekend), however, it would be nice for skek, plus it is the only shirt I even cared/voted for in this derby.

animegirl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages animegirl

Imagine sitting across the table trying to read the small print. "Are you staring at my chest?" "No, I'm just trying to figure out what your shirt says." Not sure if this is the conversation piece I'm looking for.

DaveWF


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DaveWF

I'm assuming the "Philip Grass" comment was geared towards the green shirt color, but surely you guys realize his name is Philip GLASS.
Still, I woke my wife up laughing over this shirt - IN FOR ONE!

Best Woot Forum Quote >EVER<
ratfink128: Wait, so what is it? I'm paying $1 for the goodies and $5 for the shipping? I would say a pass, good luck.

TurboGraphx16


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TurboGraphx16

The bad thing about text shirts like this is that the joke gets old after one wearing, so no, not in for one ...

ruthsdad


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ruthsdad
DaveWF wrote:Still, I woke my wife up laughing over this shirt - IN FOR ONE!



So YOU'RE the one who watches Two and a Half Men.

Mike107


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Mike107

But how well does it run with VISTA?

GravityJMB


quality posts: 5 Private Messages GravityJMB

Meh. Not digging the font, or the 'slogan'.... oh, well...

lvytn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lvytn

ok this has to be a record for fewest comments ever.

just to make this a valid post... um.. this shirt doesnt look like its worth 10 bucks. I mean most woot shirts have art and design in them, even all text shirts have design like the irony one that was just up, the letters were all drawn. This shirt could not possibly have taken more than 5 minutes to "design". It looks like it belongs on the shirt a day site that sells boring text shirts for like $7.

iris420


quality posts: 1 Private Messages iris420
DaveWF wrote:I'm assuming the "Philip Grass" comment was geared towards the green shirt color, but surely you guys realize his name is Philip GLASS.
Still, I woke my wife up laughing over this shirt - IN FOR ONE!



Yeah, they know it. H U M O R, I believe that's called.

Carpe shirtem!

corpralchee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages corpralchee

Can anyone else not see the shirt? It's not showing up for me...

CardinalGoldstein


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CardinalGoldstein

Wow, not much to this shirt, and what is there is not interesting. Pass. Hopefully, Memorial Day brings us a cool w00t shirt.

pinkxrain


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pinkxrain

haa i really like it - except the color :x
green isn't my thing unfortunately