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Bigfoot Nessie 08

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s
First Sucker:
aeropt
Last Wooter to Woot:
gristlewhistle
Last Purchase:
3 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 22% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 40% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3348

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 42% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU


*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

Got overnight shipping? Don't forget to post a picture of your shirt when you receive it!

boredterry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages boredterry

I'd be in for one, but it's a "dated" shirt. :/ (Which makes sense, but...)

FierceDeityLink1


quality posts: 2 Private Messages FierceDeityLink1

That's just silly.

roadmasta


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadmasta

Veery funny

TODD CONNOLLY

mervynv


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mervynv

hahahaha
clever.

shaivya555


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shaivya555

HAHAHAHHA CONDITION = MAVERICKY !
thats the cherry on top of the non existent cake.

Jewsus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Jewsus

bought 1, love it


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Hoffpa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Hoffpa

Looks like something you would find at goodwill.

Siress


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Siress

I'm very, very tempted.

Very tempted.

I'm holding out for the Coffee shirt....

dootdootmeeep


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dootdootmeeep

the shirt makes no sense. yes i know thats the obama slogan but how does that joke even relate to nessie or bigfoot, just dumb.

yeah i see it now the underlining changes the entire context good job

Alexkohnen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Alexkohnen

llo. I know who I'm voting for.

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88

I generally don't like text on shirts, and I still don't. No biggie, see you tomorrow.

The colors work with the design though, just want to point that out. Nice to have a break from the norm, but not my thing.

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

Grats on the print, Maxdog

karenjmerrell


quality posts: 0 Private Messages karenjmerrell

Just silly. Not really something I ever see myself wearing. Besides, Nessie is from Scotland. If we're letting foreigners run for president, I wanna see the Governator running on someone's ticket sometime soon.

kiliaa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kiliaa

Oh wow. But I'm more impressed by the campaign ad than the shirt. Sorry nameless designer!

alftuba


quality posts: 1 Private Messages alftuba

ME LIKEY, ME LIKEY!!!!!

cleverconveyence


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cleverconveyence
dootdootmeeep wrote:the shirt makes no sense. yes i know thats the obama slogan but how does that joke even relate to nessie or bigfoot, just dumb.



Look at the underlined part.

Number of shirt.woots in 08: 23 (not counting randoms and shirts bought for friends)
number of shirt.woots in 09: 2 (same criteria)

dopey5007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dopey5007

Funny, I woulnd't wear it though


~D

lareign


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lareign
dootdootmeeep wrote:the shirt makes no sense. yes i know thats the obama slogan but how does that joke even relate to nessie or bigfoot, just dumb.



It took me a second to get it, but it's "change you can believe in" as in, people who believe in the existence of the creatures on the shirt.

I think it's cute, but I'll wait till morning. If it's sold out, so be it. I'll just go third-party and vote for Ralph Nader, who is also a mythical creature.

geddy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages geddy


In for this one. Beats the beesneesez out of the wanks that are running this year.

"We are here on earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."
— Kurt Vonnegut

plashricrem


quality posts: 0 Private Messages plashricrem

Should have gone with Champ the lake monster of lake Champlain for an all American ticket (or Tahoe Tessie) for that matter. I'm very tempted, think I'll sleep on it. I wonder if I smartpost it if I"ll get it by election day...

M3wThr33


quality posts: 8 Private Messages M3wThr33

I bought this. So awesome.

waacodemon


quality posts: 12 Private Messages waacodemon
karenjmerrell wrote:Just silly. Not really something I ever see myself wearing. Besides, Nessie is from Scotland. If we're letting foreigners run for president, I wanna see the Governator running on someone's ticket sometime soon.



if you take things serious... idk if woot is for you...

I once ate a cricket.

richardk942


quality posts: 0 Private Messages richardk942

Barack Obama says the word, "change," more often than a homeless person

olejason


quality posts: 0 Private Messages olejason

I'm going to go broke if woot keeps doing these crytid shirts

gregorys90


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gregorys90

it seems to me no matter how bad the shirt may be and this is the internet, where we can say any carp we want with no accountability , that everyone still trys to be nice and go like like " not for me " "great design" . why can't we just go, "hey this shirt has been repeated over and over and it vacuums and also is provincial" without 5 reply's like " hey buddy i like hot pockets don't talk bad about hotpockets"


aflonghorn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aflonghorn

No Ron Paul shirt might as well be in for one of these

gacibula


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gacibula

For everyone who doesn't get it... this is a direct bash against Obama's "Change" slogan. Meaning... that it's easier to belive in a Bigfoot/Nessie campaign (fictional creatures) than it is Obama changing things.

Gosh people... learn to context here.

heartluce


quality posts: 10 Private Messages heartluce
richardk942 wrote:Barack Obama says the word, "change," more often than a homeless person



cough cough Maverick cough

Sounds familiar.

rileyper


quality posts: 65 Private Messages rileyper

you got my vote


aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss
richardk942 wrote:Barack Obama says the word, "change," more often than a homeless person



ahaha! I just laughed Sprecher cream soda out of my nose.

I also bought one.

I'll love wearing this around my Union shop.

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

nikebballa24


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nikebballa24

"you didn't hear it hear!"

nice excerpt from the description

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
cleverconveyence wrote:Look at the underlined part.



You expect voters to look at the underlined part? That would require making their own educated decisions!

Also, for those of you who might possibly be interested in what the OTHER candidates have to say:

justincredibleg


quality posts: 9 Private Messages justincredibleg

This is excellent! I am writing it in when i vote!

gregorys90


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gregorys90
aflonghorn wrote:No Ron Paul shirt might as well be in for one of these



llo


jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 36 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

are they trying to say Obama is the monkey?

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88
gregorys90 wrote:it seems to me no matter how bad the shirt may be and this is the internet, where we can say any carp we want with no accountability , that everyone still trys to be nice and go like like " not for me " "great design" . why can't we just go, "hey this shirt has been repeated over and over and it vacuums and also is provincial" without 5 reply's like " hey buddy i like hot pockets don't talk bad about hotpockets"



Well, why do you care so much. Maybe people REALLY are nice and REALLY don't have dislikes like you do? Is that harder to believe than people just want to be nice on the internet even though they don't have to be? I don't get it. Wait, why do you care so much anyways? Would you really rather see the opposite which would be complete bashing and just plain awfulness? :/

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

clearasvodka


quality posts: 0 Private Messages clearasvodka

I'm voting for Bigfoot & Nessie this year. Their health care plan rocks and you just can't deny the fact that the tax breaks they promised would help out many hard working families.

The only thing is I am fearful of is Bigfoot's temper. Also, I just plain don't know enough about Nessie to be 100% confident. We'll see....Hehe!

kiliaa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kiliaa
gacibula wrote:For everyone who doesn't get it... this is a direct bash against Obama's "Change" slogan. Meaning... that it's easier to belive in a Bigfoot/Nessie campaign (fictional creatures) than it is Obama changing things.

Gosh people... learn to context here.



To be fair, McCain has also adopted the whole "change" slogan, so this shirt makes fun of them both!