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auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24



*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

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mewlink64


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mewlink64

Ehh... not too fond of this one.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

um grats Oliver, but I'm gonna have to pass... I don't smoke so it's not appealing to me.

boredterry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages boredterry

The design doesn't really work for me.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Should have been:

Donuts + Cigarettes + Coffee = Career in Law Enforcement.

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

I can spell KAUPHY but cant spell cigarettes and get all the letters wrong.

If this shirt is here when I wake up, I'll get one. Im on the fence.

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88

Sometimes I just wonder why? Why are all the heather gray shirts so boring and white? So darn disappointed. Yet to see any good heather gray shirt in the last 3 months. I used to smoke cigarettes, for 4 years. Been tobacco free for 1 1/2 years now. Coffee isn't the best choice for stimulation, and is very acidic. If it were Yerba mate, and herbals then I'd think about it ;)

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

dollarxgeneral


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dollarxgeneral

I'm sorry but this is one of the worst shirts on shirt.woot I've ever seen.

Congrats on the print though.

logicalcooper


quality posts: 1 Private Messages logicalcooper

Oh woot, how I love thee. The item's description is great. Thanks for the midnight laugh.

Not a big fan of coffee and have never smoked a cigarette, so I'll be passing on this one. Goodnight.

CaseOfBaskets


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CaseOfBaskets

I'm pretty much existing on nicotine and caffeine right now, so it's fitting, but I don't like the boob placement. I don't know, I'm having trouble deciding either way.

kschom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kschom

yeah, maybe if i smoked or enjoyed coffee this would be fun... but i dont.

biglflamboyant


quality posts: 0 Private Messages biglflamboyant

agreed, worst i've seen

roadmasta


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadmasta

I dont smoke anymore!

TODD CONNOLLY

HowardTheDuck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HowardTheDuck

What's up Bill Murray?

Would you like to see my Tesla Coil?

smithjsn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smithjsn

Um, no thanks. More like "gaggy."

Fluffy365


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Fluffy365

Sorry, but this is one of the worst shirts I have ever seen on Woot.

A big time pass on this.

miotu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages miotu

[inserts generic anti-tobacco comment]

yeah...what he said.

12Iceman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 12Iceman

Cigarettes are disgusting! I'll definitely pass on this one.

MostBestestBuddy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MostBestestBuddy

poor taste

barry1214


quality posts: 0 Private Messages barry1214

Ok. I have to have my smokes and coffee, true. Not convinced Joe Camel is as popular on a shirt anymore. Someone please enlighten me on the C8.. and C10.. thing. If it's the letter sub thing I haven't quite figure that out yet either. Must be the effects of nicotine and caffeine on what was my brain. ???

HowardTheDuck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HowardTheDuck

You guys don't know what you're talking about... according to 1955, cigarettes are good for you!

voteemu


quality posts: 3 Private Messages voteemu
HowardTheDuck wrote:What's up Bill Murray?

Would you like to see my Tesla Coil?


Glad someone else caught on to that reference. That's the first thing I thought

kriscad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kriscad

woot - u can do better!

your printers must love this easy 2 color set up

too easy


fluffhead67


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fluffhead67

this shirt is soon to flood local 12 step meetings.

Zim1k


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Zim1k

That was a pretty good movie.

Archavious


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Archavious

I thought this shirt was a fan dedication to the movies Coffee and Cigarettes.
http://www.hulu.com/coffee-and-cigarettes


If you like improv comedy and dry humor you will enjoy the movie. The whole thing is on hulu.com

2n2is5


quality posts: 1 Private Messages 2n2is5
barry1214 wrote:Ok. I have to have my smokes and coffee, true. Not convinced Joe Camel is as popular on a shirt anymore. Someone please enlighten me on the C8.. and C10.. thing. If it's the letter sub thing I haven't quite figure that out yet either. Must be the effects of nicotine and caffeine on what was my brain. ???



Copy + Paste into Google works wonders

realitytwist


quality posts: 0 Private Messages realitytwist
HowardTheDuck wrote:What's up Bill Murray?

Would you like to see my Tesla Coil?


hahahahahaha exactly what i was thinking! great shirt, great combo, great movie, n41

friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you

rwoody


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rwoody

Main Entry:
ter·ri·ble Listen to the pronunciation of terrible
Pronunciation:
\ˈter-ə-bəl, ˈte-rə-\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin terribilis, from terrēre to frighten — more at terror
Date:
15th century

1 a: exciting extreme alarm or intense fear : terrifying b: formidable in nature : awesome <a terrible responsibility> c: difficult <in a terrible bind>
2: extreme , great <a terrible disappointment>
3: extremely bad: as a: strongly repulsive : obnoxious <a terrible smell> b: notably unattractive or objectionable <terrible behavior> c: of very poor quality <a terrible movie> (webster)

I think that sums it up. Woot, you can do better. I believe in you!

JonSnow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JonSnow

It's a f**king movie reference what is wrong with you retards? Do you only watch the movies that come on abc family?

Everyone here is either way younger than I thought, or a lot dumber.


Either way. Either way's fine.

Chugaboy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Chugaboy

I love both coffee and cigarettes.. but I do not love this shirt.. bummer woot

broonoff


quality posts: 0 Private Messages broonoff

Disgusting...

barry1214


quality posts: 0 Private Messages barry1214
2n2is5 wrote:Copy + Paste into Google works wonders



thanks. I should have known that. I guess I need another cup of coffee at 1:15 a.m.

HowardTheDuck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HowardTheDuck
barry1214 wrote:Ok. I have to have my smokes and coffee, true. Not convinced Joe Camel is as popular on a shirt anymore. Someone please enlighten me on the C8.. and C10.. thing. If it's the letter sub thing I haven't quite figure that out yet either. Must be the effects of nicotine and caffeine on what was my brain. ???



Those are the chemical formulas for caffeine and nicotine. Two of the greatest chemical compounds ever invented! And it's very unlikely that the nicotine gave your relative/friend their lung cancer, so spare me the sob story. It's not tobacco's fault they chose to buy cigarettes laced with chemicals added to enforce the addiction, trick your brain and speed the effects of the nicotine. Smoking natural tobacco through a filter is the only way to smoke!

Edit: And Jon, the FILM (not a movie, but a series of vignettes) is only 5 years old. I'm not sure I understand the reference to people here being 'way younger than you thought.' I'm only 24 and was barely old enough to be interested in the film in 2003.

On a side note, I'd have thought someone so much older would be able to properly punctuate his sentences, but as you said, maybe people here are 'way dumber than I thought.'

Please take your bickering to 4chan.

sjgilbert4


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sjgilbert4

i like coffee and i like cigarettes, and I kinda like this shirt....but i don't need to spend $10 to prove that I like coffee and cigarettes.

not sure about this one...

ownage786


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ownage786

horrible.

iris420


quality posts: 1 Private Messages iris420

If I still smoked, I'd seriously think about it. The coffee addiction is still going strong.

Or if I still hung out at Denny's til 4am. This looks like one of those shirts.

Carpe shirtem!

aryanisfinetoo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aryanisfinetoo

I like this. Negativity can take a hike.

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hoot

mewlink64


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mewlink64

It's great that all the people complaining that no one gets the movie reference aren't saying what movie it's referencing...