Man, I really wanted this shirt before I knew it was a movie reference. Now I feel like I need to watch the movie in order to be entitled to wear it... Oh, well, with this much hate for the shirt, I'm pretty sure it won't be sold out too quickly.
Oh, and yes, I smoke. It makes me appear "cool," because, of course, that is all I am concerned with. Also, I have been led to believe, by billboard adverts and popular culture, that the "coolness" I will acquire from smoking will assist me in becoming "popular," which, apparently, is crucial to living a quality life.
That is my one and only reason, and, if I die as a result of my conscious decision to indulge in something that I know is extremely harmful to my health, it is my one and only hope that my survivors will blame my death not only on cigarettes themselves but on other smokers, and use it as an attempt to make others around them feel guilty and uncomfortable about their personal choices.